Who the fuck puts mayonnaise on a fucking burger?
a chicken burger, I can just about understand that, but beef? Fuck off. Also, a 'tangle' of red onions? Fuck right off.
(berk, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A cunt - that's who. A bent cunt and all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

A tangle of fuck off presented on a bed of crisp fuck off further

( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

With a side order of die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Probably the same kind of perverts who think that fucking Pineapple is an acceptable burger accompaniment.
Fucking arseholes.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

They fucking are.
That's why they like pineapple rings - they remind them of their own ragged bumholes. The cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Too right!
Don't even get me started on these bastards, these utter shitters, who want fucking artichoke in their burgers. People in burger shacks should be legally obliged to scream "CUUUUUNNNT!" and jam a fork in their eyes, the total, TOTAL fucktards.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Even that's too good for 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)