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rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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is it good form to immediately leave the sex arena to clean the shitty digit?Or does one carry on, trying not to leave smears on the bedsheets?
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Just run your hand through her hair, that should get rid of most of it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05,
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option b usuallyfollowed by a mad dash to clean the finger before someone accidentally kisses it or runs their fingers through someones hair
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1 positive of having a baby is that ytou always have wet wipes to hand!(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
oh man, my gf carries alcohol wipes in her handbagi'll totally have to remember that next time
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she is a bit about cleanlinessshe'll obsess all night about making sure that her kitchen is spotless
meanwhile she hasn't hoovered or changed her bed for 2 weeks
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I bet if you shone a black light on it it would look like Barrymores face after one of his parties(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Don't let Scarpe hear you saying that.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14,
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Don't pretend you didn't just regard the corn as a snacky bonusand chowed down on it with gusto. He's told everyone that's what you did on 'FB', so don't deny it.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06,
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Wipe it on her fanny.That's what I do with your mum and she fucking loves it.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08,
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Don't you find your finger gets stuck in her matted muff though?Fucking hell, that thing is at least a 6 on the Gibbons Scale.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09,
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Her dreadlocked growler is getting a little out of hand, it's true.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11,
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It bears a striking resemblance to the top of Bob Marley's headand smells worse
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Also, more often than not it's like Bob Marley's preferred type of donut.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12,
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I thought you were dead.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12,
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I'm just wondering why you have sex in an arena(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09,
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i preferred naked ape's postthere's something about being so shit it's good
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