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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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is it good form to immediately leave the sex arena to clean the shitty digit?
Or does one carry on, trying not to leave smears on the bedsheets?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Just run your hand through her hair, that should get rid of most of it.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
:O
!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)

hair beard
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
option b usually
followed by a mad dash to clean the finger before someone accidentally kisses it or runs their fingers through someones hair
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
1 positive of having a baby is that ytou always have wet wipes to hand!

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
oh man, my gf carries alcohol wipes in her handbag
i'll totally have to remember that next time
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Is she neurotic?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
she is a bit about cleanliness
she'll obsess all night about making sure that her kitchen is spotless

meanwhile she hasn't hoovered or changed her bed for 2 weeks
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I bet if you shone a black light on it it would look like Barrymores face after one of his parties

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
yea probz

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Don't let Scarpe hear you saying that.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Don't pretend you didn't just regard the corn as a snacky bonus
and chowed down on it with gusto. He's told everyone that's what you did on 'FB', so don't deny it.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Wipe it on her fanny.
That's what I do with your mum and she fucking loves it.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Don't you find your finger gets stuck in her matted muff though?
Fucking hell, that thing is at least a 6 on the Gibbons Scale.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Her dreadlocked growler is getting a little out of hand, it's true.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Jah mon

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
It bears a striking resemblance to the top of Bob Marley's head
and smells worse
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Also, more often than not it's like Bob Marley's preferred type of donut.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I thought you were dead.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I'm just wondering why you have sex in an arena

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
My wife is Tina Turner

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
*gerontophile high fives*

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
*thunderdome chest bumps*

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
POTD

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)
it was simply the best today

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
You've spoiled it now

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
WPOTD

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)
i preferred naked ape's post
there's something about being so shit it's good
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

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