Or
"in regards to...."

Fuckwits.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

or "mind due" instead of "mind you"
wankers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i don't like it when people don't use capitals.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

OK
London
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

if you wrote the rules, you get to break them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

e.e. cummings lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

pffft
cum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

           i
       don't
     mind it so
 much when he
       does it
         o
         d
         d
         l
         y
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Or
Fropper Cloth
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

or 'scuse me' instead of 'excuse me please'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I've never seen that one before
How odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

"Would of" is one that really annoys me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

The one I hate is 'yourself' instead of 'you'.
Was it yourself I was speaking to yesterday?
I'll get that in the post to yourself straight away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Fuck yourself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

We've had letters home from little tangle's headteacher
With shocking misuse of reflexive pronouns in them.
Ok, fair enough you've got the thick front office staff to write the letter for you, but if you are going to sign it you should at least read it first.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I just hate everyone who speaks
and those who don't
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)