I thought I would open up a MONSTER thread for friday

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Best of luck with that.
Anyone with any sense is already rolling around in the gutter half strangled with bunting and lightly doused in a delightful cocktail of their own urine and beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I'm in the mood to start on that soon, but not till I've cooked

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I've troughed at work,
so it's pub at 6pm.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I'm off to a swanky members club
and then to a restaurant in Paddington Basin.

That reminds me of school, the ULTIMATE INSULT was to say someone's haircut was a 'basin' ie bowlcut. This was pre 'indie' obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Does that mean you're going to see your girlfriend at work/

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)

He's going to beg for change outside,
and maybe sell a few Big Issues.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Initially yes, for free beers until she's finished.
Then off to her old work for a discounted dinner.

STOP SPOILING MY SELF-AGGRANDISEMENT YOU CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I'd like to go to the club and get free beers.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)

What fucking club would allow you to join?
Hippy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)

A club full of total "members"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)

'The Cool Gang'
I'm the president. And secretary. And etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)

He's Kool and The Gang.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI&feature=relmfu

The guy in the red suit.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Doubles as Micheal jackson
Cherish the glove
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Those were the days.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)

The ultimate insult at our school was "Bummer", fighting talk.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)

..................my freind I thought they'd never end........

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)