Funny how no one has mentioned a song/film or thing that reminds them lost virginity?
So it is true about btans (apart from me of course)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Because I didn't lose my virginity to some lame song like an American teen drama
I lost it in a seedy motel abroad. About the only things that'd remind me of it are Seventies wood panelling, a twenty year old television and/or a particularly uncomfortable bed.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

How much did you pay?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I don't remember
but it wasn't an expensive motel.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Motel

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I remember the first time time i looked at the female parts and thought WTF am I supposed to do

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I thought you said "Mum, I'm not sure this is a good idea"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)

He said "Mum, brace yourself. I'm going in dry"
And she said "WRONGHOLEWRONGHOLEWRONGHOLE"
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Yep divert the convo
whilst you think of a "I lost my verginty story"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

lol everybody on the internet's a virgin lol

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Rat in mi kitchen lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)

No music at the time IIRC and it was a Looooong time ago so memories are a bit hazy

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)

No one ever forgets the first time.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I didn't say I'd forgotten it
Some things I can remember quite distinctly, but after 17 years some unimportant details, like if there was music playing at the time, have faded from my mind.

I remember being utter, utter crap, if that helps.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I remember clearly
A girl called ..... ....... on the bathroom floor at a mates 15th b-day party she had one of them madonna rope belts that taken me ages to try and untie, not the most romantic event but i remember.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)

And?
is this a who's memory is better contest or are we still arguing about virginity?

I have no interesting details I wish to share about my first, or indeed any of my subsequent sexual partners. I tend to believe it is not something a gentleman does and while I am not one, I do try to fake it convincingly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Apart from the first reply to the thread, by me, you blind cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Give it up Boyce we all know your a fat virgin who lives with his mum and never goes out.
drop the act.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Damn it.
I thought I had you all going.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

there aws only so long this 'ageing stoner who does tons of drugs and like totally met jimmi hendrix' act could last
Frankly I'm amazed anyone ever believed it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Shit.
I guess I might as well use my Quentin a/c full time now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Im Quinticus

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, Reply)

well, it's more popular that the Monty one...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:51, Reply)

that one was over to fast for me to notice monts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)