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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It hasn't got "your cock" written on it in marker pen.
Jeff could explain. If he were here.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:15, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
where is Jeff, anyway?
He's usually here by this time.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:19, Reply)
I heard he was fucking dogs.

(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Scandalous
assertion.

But correct.

He's up the erse of a miniture poodle as we speak.

If only he had the sense to pick a friendly bulldog, who smirks while singing the national anthem, and having two claws giving it lady behind his back. As well as having a wank beneath the desk, with the other paw, obviously.

And being rogered senseless, by a psycopathic bull pit terrier.

And a grateful recipient.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:35, Reply)
Is
that the big black bloke with dreadlocks?

He looked very confused and tried to give me three ounces of what I think was oregano.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Oi!

(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:58, Reply)
Lighty
I jest.

It was pretty good, as oregano goes, but the Greek salad was ruined.

And when I say Greek, I don't mean Greek.

Eh, probably.

Good God, it's time for bed.

Where's Hercules? Sometimes he hides behind tower blocks, the fucker.

COME HERE, BASTARD! Put those claws away.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:10, Reply)

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