I have attended many bashes and never knowingly got my fanny out.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Knowingly?.....emmmmmm emmmmmm

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

which was the shittest??????
ITS TIME FOR THE TROOF
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Fanny or bash?

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)

b4sh innit
you're sat in some godforsaken place next to an arsehole autist and you're thinking 'why am I here'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)

Because I'm also an arsehole autist.
And I wouldn't have any friends at all otherwise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)

To be honest.......
The first bash I attended, (which was not my own), was in London and the only person there when I arrived was Mr Spakkerman. Baptism of fire and all that, but it went well enough.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Did you shudder? He just has to look at a woman and she has a full on parkinsons fit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:28, Reply)

He starts to hark back to the day when he interviewed Ali?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I am from the North.
We make do and manage.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Bless you still at it Rory?
GO FISH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Why haven't you signed up for Sept bash yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Depends innit!

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)

I know - but you could sign up and not go, rather than not signing up at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Ha!
Isn't it better to be pleasantly surprised than let down.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I was supposed to visit some B3tans on Saturday and let them down.
I don't like letting people down so I'd rather not say.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)