Spastic fingers, he said.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nah someone, I'm not saying who, made a comment about him wanking off his dogs if there was nothing on tv
it disappeared soon thereafter
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

to be fair there was nothing on tv last ngiht

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

yeah, and he said it don't really count if he does it with his mouth, that's not really wanking off
I think he was high at that point
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)

it must be very confusing for the dog
sure it feels sort of warm and nice, td puts in a lot of effort but on some level that dogs thinking 'why is that intelligent ape choking back on my lipstick? was I REALLY that good at fetching the ball?'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

How 'disappointing'.

DO YOU GET IT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

It's the new third 'golden age' of offtopic, the return of Biggers was foretold

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Cavy consulted the Oracle of Thr'r'r'g'g'ngg and said it was so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

She's currently making an elven cloak from an oxfam blanket, which by her own admission stinks of piss
I do wonder about that woman sometimes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Ewwww.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

malc was talking about one of his mates yesterday who is seeing this really dirty girl he has no respect for
he said she even lets him piss on her, i just assumed it was swipe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I think it was one of Monty's blankets he handed in when he got off the streets and in to a hostel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

delete this one, i actually liked your last one up there but this one ruins it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

it must have been a one-off
you were shit at the start, one flash of a half decent post, then shit again

maybe its the air pressure because you're nearer the ground, it must impair brain function
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

i think one of my very first posts here was about him being let down about something

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

(tuts and rolls eyes)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)