i don't know any
and this thread makes no mention of food. hmm. can we say "fuck off back to qotw" on here?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:31, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

how much would i have to pay to shit on you swipe?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)

and i mean a really runny, smelly curry poo
not a normal 4 burger a day one
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I think the going rate is a bag of chips and a pickled egg.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)

thats a bit steep, she let the last guy do it for free :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)

considering there is not enough money in the world to get me in the same room as you
i'd have to say you couldn't afford it, sweetheart.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)

alright i'll send it by post
fucks sake, the last guy never had this much trouble

is it because i made it about money? would you have done it free if i asked?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)

if you donate a kidney, a lung and a cornea to people in need
i'll think about it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

i gave your mum some bone marrow last week

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

bit late for that
try my grandma, she only died 2 years ago.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i gave your aunt some of my surplus organ the other day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)

nononononononnononnononnononon
do NOT set markymark off on my auntie. you'll be sorry.

we'll all be sorry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

unlike you she loves the double dipping

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)

so she just admitted to being a prostitute then. oh swipey :'(
swwwwwipey, you don't have to put on the red light!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

urgh i am going to have that whining cunt stuck in my head all day now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)

with every move you make?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I want to make a pasta bake but some cunt has used my big dish. Can I throw their shit away? Can I swipe? What does the law say?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

you can
but you'd be exposing yourself to a claim for damages. you need to assess the value of the shit and the likelihood of the individual taking action to quantify that risk. if the answer is that you are exposed, serve a torts notice first.

/helpful
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Thanks, and what if I want to stab the cunt?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

then you need a criminal lawyer
i am not a criminal lawyer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

don't worry bob, you'll neer get to stab any cunts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Are you Scottish?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)

NO I AM JUST A POOR SPELLER PLEAS4 STOP PICKING ON QUINTEN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

No you're not, it's part of your sock puppet character. You sad git.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)

what is? being scottish because i'm definitely not scottish
or my spelling? because i assure you i do my best, i even use opera to pick up on my shit spelling but there are still some that get through :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Spelling, no one believes the lies Q, we just play along.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

:'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Considering this is about food
Wouldn't a torte notice be more appropriate?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

darling.... this sort of pun is NOT going to help the "luggage is piston" rumours!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Calling him darling is not going to help the "swipe fucked piston" rumours.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

how many of your exes do you call "darling"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

How many of your exes do you call 'Jimmy Somerville'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:00, Reply)

5 minutes Boyce, 5 whole minutes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I'm at work - soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I would do if any of my exes were as sexually successful as piston

( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Hold on, Swipey fucked Piston?
Bloody hell, what'd he do, drug her?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

That's the word on the street

( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I have a fondness for terrible puns.
Also, mentioning "The Game" to the geeks in the office makes them groan. A lot. This amuses me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)

The Dentrassi
Best cooks in the galaxy. Will that do?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

The Bent-rassi more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)

don't you ever get bored of being repetitively negative, stopping only to be LOL-racist?
You really are better than this Monty. I think you should seek help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)

where's battered? its all kicking off and i need backup

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Your arm still bothering you CQ?
You've been relentlessly bad-tempered of late.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

ARm's fine.I am not a cheery bunny lately.
None of this changes the fact that constant cuntitude, especially from a man I know to be perfectly decent in person is: shit, boring and not worthy of him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I'll stop being repetitvely negative when things stop being repetitively shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Fine, I'll flounce if you stop being a knob.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)

DEAL.
See you on here later, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)