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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have an opinion, yes
I don't think I have any more of a say on how this board operates than you do grasp on reality.

I contribute plenty, I discuss, I meet people at bashes, I stay friends with many of them afterwards. Others think I'm a cunt, but ah well.

Just because I don't always have the time/dole money to be on here 24/7, doesn't mean I don't contribute.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
oh shut the fuck up moaning you whiney prick girl

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Not moaning, simply responding.
Sorry to break it to you.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
try to break the mood by telling a joke now, you're good at this

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Happily
An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."

An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"

The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
:(
is that the only joke you know?
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=octopus+pajamas
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Not my only joke, but certainly one of my favourite

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:59, Reply)
hopefully this will make you like me
An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."

An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"

The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I for one
in Roman Numerals
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:04, Reply)
The only thing that could possibly make me like you is for you to admit which long time poster you actually are, before riding off into the sunset
That might work.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)

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