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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thats nice
I married for looks, intelligence and quality of blowjobs and look where that got me.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I married for looks, intelligence and quality of blowjobs and look where that got me.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
exactly, you have to go three steps below
that way they're always grateful
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
that way they're always grateful
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Exactly!
I once woke up next to a fat bird and she gave me two blowies before we got out of bed! Never recipricated though, I mean she was fat and I have standards.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I once woke up next to a fat bird and she gave me two blowies before we got out of bed! Never recipricated though, I mean she was fat and I have standards.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
if you go ugly they'll never leave you
if you go thick they'll always be impressed when you say something vaguely clever
if you go for crap blowjobs, they learn eventually
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
if you go thick they'll always be impressed when you say something vaguely clever
if you go for crap blowjobs, they learn eventually
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Never reciprocated?
You didn't give her a blow job back? You heartless bastard.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
You didn't give her a blow job back? You heartless bastard.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
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