Also:
If we don't at least discover Klingons I'm going to be really disappointed. Failing that just a creature with its willy in a really weird place would be OK.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I don't want to meet klingons :(
They'd bully us.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)

nah, cracked.com have got loads of articles about jsut how weak worf really was

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Was it the 7 ways Worf got bitch slapped?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)

something like that, he was constantly getting his arse kicked and could barely move
apart from sluggish swipes at people from 4 feet away
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)

We'd be OK.
We'd subdue them with our excellent range of cuisines and high brow television programming. Also, we have armies of nerds who can speak the lingo.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I don't think it would be wise to send anyone who learnt Klingon in their own time to meet Klingons.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)