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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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in honour of battered's birthday on sunday
if you could punch any jew on the internet, which jew on the internet would you punch and why*?
alt whats your favourite/worst birthday memory of your birthday or somebody elses
*or anyone really
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:13, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
if you could punch any jew on the internet, which jew on the internet would you punch and why*?
alt whats your favourite/worst birthday memory of your birthday or somebody elses
*or anyone really
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:13, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I would punch Woody Allen. Is he on the internet? I fucking hate that cunt.
Alt: My birthday last year was one of my best ever. Some homosexuals gave me a simply splendid bottle of cognac and I got thoroughly trounced. It was all jolly good fun.
'Happy Birthday' by Altered Images is the worst thing about birthdays. Clare Grogan's horrible voice makes my eyes hurt.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Alt: My birthday last year was one of my best ever. Some homosexuals gave me a simply splendid bottle of cognac and I got thoroughly trounced. It was all jolly good fun.
'Happy Birthday' by Altered Images is the worst thing about birthdays. Clare Grogan's horrible voice makes my eyes hurt.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Clare Grogan's face makes me sick
gregorys girl is shit, ugly scottish funts
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)
gregorys girl is shit, ugly scottish funts
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)
i remember supergran
did she spin round the top of the swings in the opening credits or did i imagine that?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
did she spin round the top of the swings in the opening credits or did i imagine that?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
You might be right.
I'll be watching it tomorrow so I will report back on Monday.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I'll be watching it tomorrow so I will report back on Monday.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
i looked it up on amazon
you can get the complete set for a tenner, sod that
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
you can get the complete set for a tenner, sod that
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Swinging with the Krankies.
Thanks for putting me off my breakfast.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Thanks for putting me off my breakfast.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
would you do jimmy bent over the big bloke
or the big bloke while jimmy teabags you?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)
or the big bloke while jimmy teabags you?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I think he would stop threatening me if I just accepted that he is better than everyone and everything ever.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)
haha!
he is truely a shining example to us all, i hope that he dies for our sins soon
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)
he is truely a shining example to us all, i hope that he dies for our sins soon
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)
oh man
i wanted to post the bsm/wbm/roger bertdown, but i can't find it. searching for keywords like "crystal" just brings up reams of shite from sikrik and baldmonkey :(
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
i wanted to post the bsm/wbm/roger bertdown, but i can't find it. searching for keywords like "crystal" just brings up reams of shite from sikrik and baldmonkey :(
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
is this it?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post843308?highlight=answers-post-843389
or this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/confess/post843307
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post843308?highlight=answers-post-843389
or this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/confess/post843307
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
what's with all the one word answers today?
why is everybody trying to out-dull each other?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
why is everybody trying to out-dull each other?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Sorry Quinten, but keeping my answers short is the only way
I have of not calling you an insufferable autistic little cunt.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I have of not calling you an insufferable autistic little cunt.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)
You don't upset me Q. but you seem to have fun upsetting vulnerable people.
If you feel oppressed, kick upwards, not downwards.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)
If you feel oppressed, kick upwards, not downwards.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)
It's sounds like something 'Latino street gangs' might say,
in 'Los Angeles'.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)
in 'Los Angeles'.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)
haha
with a bonus "cat hater" comment at the bottom too.
for extra shits and giggles
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
with a bonus "cat hater" comment at the bottom too.
for extra shits and giggles
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Sorry Quinten
I don't really do much for my birthday, although this year's was alright. Did plenty of stuff but it wasn't specifically for my birthday so it probably doesn't count.
There's a guy in Israel that "supports" one of our recruitment sites. I'd happily punch him until my fist dissolved into mush. I've never known anyone to be so incredibly arrogant and unhelpful whilst simultaneously knowing less than me about the site he's supposed to be supporting.
For Gonz: I emailed this guy once including an html link. His email was apparently not set to html and so stripped the link but left the tags on. I had to explain to him that the html tags weren't the reason why his site wasn't fucking working.. Doesn't fill you full of confidence, does it?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I don't really do much for my birthday, although this year's was alright. Did plenty of stuff but it wasn't specifically for my birthday so it probably doesn't count.
There's a guy in Israel that "supports" one of our recruitment sites. I'd happily punch him until my fist dissolved into mush. I've never known anyone to be so incredibly arrogant and unhelpful whilst simultaneously knowing less than me about the site he's supposed to be supporting.
For Gonz: I emailed this guy once including an html link. His email was apparently not set to html and so stripped the link but left the tags on. I had to explain to him that the html tags weren't the reason why his site wasn't fucking working.. Doesn't fill you full of confidence, does it?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)
come round mine and i'll treat you to a proper birthday surprise
stop persecuting the israelites please, they've suffered enough
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
stop persecuting the israelites please, they've suffered enough
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Tell them to stop fucking with the Palestinians,
fucking Rothchild clones.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)
fucking Rothchild clones.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)
As a Scotsman and an orphan I am deeply offended by the bullying in this thread.
I am also a massive quenderast, but that is beside the point.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I am also a massive quenderast, but that is beside the point.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)
we like your supergran and your krankies
i'm sorry your parents are dead too, if there's anything i can do just let me know
i'm happy to share my mum if you all want?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)
i'm sorry your parents are dead too, if there's anything i can do just let me know
i'm happy to share my mum if you all want?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Oh Q-ball
What if I call Battered a Boner-Part again? Or start referring to him as Warwick?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)
What if I call Battered a Boner-Part again? Or start referring to him as Warwick?
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Having returned from a board (bored) meeting I am extremely flattered by this thread.
I would punch Ed Milliband, regardless of him being on the internet or not.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I would punch Ed Milliband, regardless of him being on the internet or not.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:19, Reply)
well done on being the first person to spot the bit about punching anyone
good on you battered
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)
good on you battered
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)
i'm pretty sure he only saw it because it was written at the bottom
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
( , Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)
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