Fuck you, rain!
what's the rain stopping you doing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:23, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Running outside.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)

would you have done that if it were sunny?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:29, Reply)

I do sometimes.
Not as often as I used to though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)

running outside in the rain is awesomo

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Stopping me from being dry.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ!!!!1
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Aw man! you is hilarious innit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Highly funny.
One of the many reasons why chicks dig me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)

+a grave

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Being this handsome is indeed a grave responsibility.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)

coming at you with shovels is not a good sign.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)

I've become obsessed with getting a caravan or motorhome.
I blame my medication.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Trailer park trash.
Like K-Dizzle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Discuss this with a medical proffesional or a caravan salesman.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

to live in
or to clog up the motorway on the way to a dreary holiday?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

The latter.
Europe would be my oyster.

Actually only the UK would be my oyster as I can't drive on the wrong side of the road.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)

at 50mph

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Ha!
Not the way I drive. I'm not sure my mini cooper could pull a caravan, even only a two berth.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Its really easy provided you start in Sweden and stay nordic or germanic
avoid spain or italy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Suits me to be honest.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Get a vw caravelle
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)

No loo.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Ah, as a man I didn't think of that.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

sunny in bristol
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)

That's because Jeff lives there.
He's a little ray of sunshine.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

AND ME BY ASSOCIATION/LOCATION SURELY?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)

You're both just basking in my reflected awesomeness.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)

YOUR TITS ARE BLOCKING MY SUN!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)

you're a pasty internet shut-in.
you have no need for sun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

How do I make my Spotify activity show on my facebook wall?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)

i'd be more interested in stopping it from showing up on my feed.
I don't want the whole internet knowing I have the musical taste of a fourteen year old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I'm listening to Eazy-E

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)

JVC Force now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Their tribute band's called Bush Push. LOL!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

My brother called me a cunt on Facebook.
Sadtimes :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)

What does he know.
He's only known you all his life.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

He's a massive Glasgow Rangers fan and I lolled him with this, from Frankie Boyle:
The people of Glasgow cheering the Olympic Torch on to its final destination, a ceremonial insurance job at Ibrox Stadium.

So I followed it up with this:

Incredible to watch the Red Road flats go down. Great work, surely this firm must now be top of the list for the Ibrox job.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Sunny here.
I counted my pile of loose change earlier. I've got shit loads of coins.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Off to Asda you go.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)

I thought they charged?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)

10% I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

It might be five.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

It'll probably go to a dog's home, so, you know, you'd be doing your bit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Fuck that.
10% would mean giving £16.32p to charity. That isn't happening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Dogs' home, my arse.
It's a ll lining the pockets of 'the man'.

Get yourself down to the pier, Jeff, and change it all up to real money. Then take me out to lunch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Fuck that.
You'd just mug me and spend the lot on the prize bingo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

One fat lady...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

You can go off people, you know....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Any news?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Have you sorted your accommodation for the 23rd yet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

They thanked me for the email
and said they will be shortlisting this week, so I should hear by the end of next week at the latest.

I just hope the proactive approach helped.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Rain? What rain?
I've just got back from catching up with an ex colleague, the sun is shining and there's laundry on the line.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Is your better half joining us tonight?
Not that I'm not happy to see you, but I wanted to tell her how much I liked that frock she was wearing in some photos on fb.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)

^this.
Also, DG, weather doesn't look great for Saturday shennanigans.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Hmm. I think the band's on in a marquee.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)

No problem for me if it rains...
I just got me an awesome bush hat for such occasions \o/
Plus it's totally factor 50 sun protection for the shit and giggles :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

NINJA LOLS
*smooshes b3th and BGB*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Why, thank you b3th :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)

It's very pretty.
All feminine and shit.

How are you tonight, then, bird?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

All the better for seeing you my lovely x
Yeah, I must have been premenstrual when I bought that frock ;o)
How are you ladyface?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Well, earlier I was in agony with my wisdom teeth, so I had a couple of codeine.
Now I'm completely monged out and seriously off my face. I might follow it up with alcomahol in a bit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)

OMG I totally take codeine phosphate for my back...
It goes incredibly well with alcomahols \:D/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

These are actually mr b3th's
but he's quite happy to steal my ibuprofen, so I consider it fair trade.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Nothing.
Watching A Touch of Frost, having a beer, preparing for a board meeting in the morning and about to eat pork and red pepper kebabs on a bed of spiced puy lentils.

*contented*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

You know I'm a marketing twat too, right?
I do below the line and creative delivery.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I am not a marketing twat. Haven't been for some time, I've now progressed to the wanky phrase of "General Management".

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Right,
then you can both help me to promote my website.
I'm actually getting a few followers on twitter now, but I don't seem to be getting feedback on teh blog. Maybe it's just shit : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I don't do promotion. I'm all about the extra three Ps.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

See how long it takes you to catch up with my twitter follower numbers; approx' 11,500 for some reason.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I've got 24 so far
and tehy're not all b3tans. Some of them are actual creative professionals.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I'm a bit of a techno Luddite
I've liked your page on faecebook - anything else I could do?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

share the status updates so they reach people I don't actually klnow?
I mean, if you don't mind, that is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Sure thing, will do.
I'll totally ask Burt to do the same as he has way more friends than I do :D Speaking of which, I haven't seen him for a while...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)

He's probably sulking.
It's what Biscuit does when we make him have a shower.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Oh, and thank you x

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

But he's nowhere to be seen at all...
Maybe he's popped out for a pint.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Maybe he's hiding ion the airing cupboard.


with a pint.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Going on walks.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Nice to meet you earlier, Baz.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

OMG I totally forgot!
Did you all meet up with Sportscow for a liquid lunch?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Sure did.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Did Barry get you a prossie to do star jumps while you drank your lunch?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

You too, good sir.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)

i wanted to lay out and tan my white legs but rain!
Ugh
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Raining in the states too?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

past two days!
Those were my only plans for the week! I cleaned my car and my room, all I want to do is lay in the sun for approximately thirty minutes each side! But no! Rain!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Have you tried using trousers?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

defeats the purpose

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Are you doing it in preparation for anything?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)

yeah preparing to show off shiny tanned legs

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)

I thought you might be planning a holiday

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:00, Reply)

nope can't afford it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:04, Reply)

That sucks,
I have had to give up spending money on the grounds of some very large expenses coming up
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Just did a twenty eight mile bike ride along the canal
to get all my exercise out of the way before it chucks it down. So it has prevented me from having not-sore knees
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)

UPDATE.
It still isn't raining in Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)

More news as it happens.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Fuck yeah!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

alright jeff

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Alright Al.
Good weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Not bad
very cold and wet, but saw Metallica and Slash, so pretty good overall.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Were they playing the black album?
That is where I parted company with them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

They did, but in backwards order, so they ended on Enter Sandman.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Makes sense, that is probably the best song on it.
They should have done Master of Puppets instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I can't wait for Pantera to tour Far Beyond Driven.
In other news, I hear Kyuss were pretty good at Download.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

You heard wrong Butch.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)

My sources are impeccable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 23:25, Reply)

We can now cross over live to our Midlands correspondent.
I don't think it's raining here either, but I've shut the blinds now so can't be totally sure.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Just in from Leeds:
Still dry for now
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)

alright willenium

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Knackered
yourself?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Tired, have a chest infection.
But fairly happy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Still dry down the road in Spenborough too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Good to know
I think the rain is coming up form the south
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

alright tangles

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Evening Al
How are you doing?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Not bad thanks
just changed gas and electricity supplier. You?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

OMG I just did that a couple of weeks ago!!!
Thanks to Chompy linking to the Big Switch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

For a second there I thought you meant an actual physical switch
Like a dial next to the meter that you can set your supplier to.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

You mean you haven't got one of those?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)

No
am i missing out?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Oh man, it's brilliant!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Where can I buy one?
And does it come in a range of styles?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

What's that then?
I just spent an hour tallying up my old gas and leccy bills for the last 12 months, converting it into Kilowatt hours and then trawling a few different websites and putting their tarrifs into a spreadsheet. Then double checked it against U Switch.

Should end up saving about £50 a year. Not much, I'll grant you, but since it's easy enough to change you might as well.

Now I just need to switch broadband suppliers, which I gather is far more of a ball ache.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

It was something that Which? set up
They got various power companies to bid, then recommended all the people who signed up to either go with the lowest bidder or the company who would save them the most money.
It's finished now, but I think the site is still there for you to see how much you can still save.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Here:
https://www.which.co.uk/switch/?cid=TheBigSwitch
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

This is good to know*
I shall add it to my collection of knowledge.


* can also be used as a Game of thrones reference
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)

It's dark here in Weston
but it's not raining.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

That was when the famous Eccles did the news
"And now the weather, its going to be sunny during the day and get dark at night."
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I'm on another serial killer tip at the moment.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Do you need Gove's address?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Someone posted this on /talk a few minutes ago. I laughed.
www.b3tards.com/u/cfa699bd1d3b74f3f98d/gove.jpg
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm nicking that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Check the stars
i.imgur.com/RVJiV.jpg
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

It's stopped here
Thank FUCK
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Was it torrential?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)

It was that sort of pissing rain that you just know is fucking never going to stop
Downpour is one thing, but permanent piss is another.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)

alright swipe.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

No
Some cunt's car alarm has been going off outside my flat for an hour with no sign of stopping. I thought they were meant to stop after 20 mins :((((((

You?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Pretty good, there's no car alarms round here.
Can't you just pay someone to make it go away?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Right now I would pay anything anyone asked.....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

You could throw coins at the car until it stops
might work out cheaper if you use pennies
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)

You have to take into account people stealing cars by carrying them away as a team
In this case you need a longer alarm
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

This is possibly the reason why so many seaside towns leave one longing for the sweet embrace of death

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Weston not remotely super mare?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Bingo

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

BUMSECX!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)

SECSY BUMSECS!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)

SUPPRIZE SECSY BUMSECS!!!!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)

*pushes back*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)