Good morning one and all
Assisted dying debate: Tony Nicklinson

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-18398797

I saw this on the news this morning, whats your thoughts?

Alt: Desert island kitchen, if you could only choose 12 ingredients to live on for the rest of your life what would they be? More importantly what would you cook?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 6:34, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd live on Fiona Bruce with side orders of Sian Williams.
Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:00, Reply)

and for dessert, Natasha Kaplinsky

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Newstastic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:26, Reply)

I'm Fiona Bruce.
There's never a hosepipe ban when I'm in the room.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:28, Reply)

I feel sorry for this fellow
Poor Hartley Hare.

Is pizza an ingredient?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:05, Reply)

did you get that Dalmore 12 that the coop rebrand as theirs?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:25, Reply)

My friend served me up one called Balvenie on Friday night
I know nothing of whiskey and rarely drink it, but it was quite nice.
More drink reviews available on request.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Balvenie's alright but a bit MOR.
I recommend an Cnoc and Auchentoshan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Not yet, but I will bear it in mind.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Im sure that you can rustle up a pizza
With the right 12 ingredients.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:33, Reply)

If you want to be able to die then so be it. It's not like you can regret it afterwards.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:07, Reply)

The problem he has, is that he cannot do it himself......
So he would require help which is technically pre-meditated murder.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:10, Reply)

He could wheel himself off a tall building.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:27, Reply)

HANGING IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM!!!!
I, er, didn't read the article
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:21, Reply)

I wish you were dead.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:25, Reply)

Is that you, Mrs Upinblue?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:36, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I think you need a proper process where something is legally signed
Either as some kind of living will or via lawyers after this happens. It then goes in front of a judge who checks everything is legal and asks again if this is what they want

As for ingredients: cheese, bread, butter, beef, pasta, tomato, chilli, potato, rice, bacon, egg, onion

I think you could knock up a few different dishes with that lot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:25, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon....
The food of the gods.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Not Yahweh or Allah.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)

I bet they both have a sneeky bacon sandwich...
The only question would be red or Brown sauce.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:44, Reply)

or no sauce at all.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Atheist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Well, duh!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Are there any Jesus people on here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I'd have a guess at a couple, but I wouldn't want to offend them if I'm wrong, so I'm saying nothing.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Rev Fister?
Me. I'm dead religious and everything.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

You rang?
In regards to sauce, I'm all about the brown.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Brown for bacon
If it's bacon, but also involves cheese, it's ketchup.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Because cheese and tomato.
SCIENCE.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

surely as the Christian god, Yahweh can eat as much bacon as he wants?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Forget the desert island, I'm moving to LA to form a band with this guy:
losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/muc/3036860974.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:25, Reply)

Yeah!!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:27, Reply)

I love what he's done with his hair.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:28, Reply)

that is clearly Al's favourite drummer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Morning shitbags.
I'm on day two of my holidays. Tomorrow is a day to be spent with my mother. As yet we have no plans - what should we do?

Assisted dying is a tricky business.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)

It depends on where you.
Edit: + are
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)

^ not English, Hartles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

go to Woollongonglong and snacklepunch an armaplatippede

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

hahaha!
You flamin' galagh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Rack off you fucktard.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Your two statements are unfortunately juxtaposed
Has your mum been in pain for a long time?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Lez it up?

It's what my mum enjoys, anyway. I don't know yours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Difficult one. He wants to end his life because its shit
But he can still read the books of Stephenie Meyer, appreciate the music of David Bowie and the films of Michael Bay. He can go to a gallery and take in works of art created by Tracy Emin. He can travel and take in the rich cultures of countries like Iraq and Zimbabwe. Perhaps he should stop trying to die and start trying to live a bit.

Alt. Rice, Pasta, Potato, Mushrooms, Beef, Chicken, Milk, Tomato, Chilli, Basil, Sugar, Egg. The milk is cheating because I would use it to make cheese, cream and butter. Oh and delicious curds and whey.
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Sorry...

Did you put Michael Bay in there for irony purposes?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)

you fucken stupid or what pal?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*hearts*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*clicks*, more like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Yes I am, thank you for asking...

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)

soz i shouldn't be mean to the new people
the whole post was 'lolironic', meyer, bowie and bay? gtfo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Sorry...

Did you ask me that question for irony purposes?
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Ha ha!

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Morning!
To be honest I new the Bowie part might be debated but I might be safe on the others, except with AA because he actually think Armageddon was a good film.
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

*facepalms*...

I never even knew that was one of his...

Fucking hell.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Well fuck you very much
I enjoyed it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Don't worry
It's not the end of the world or anything.... oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

*feels fine*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

as did all the other girls

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

"We don't want to pay taxes again.....ever!"
Phahahahahahhahahaha
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Ha. I nearly called you on Stephanie Meyer
But then read the rest...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

But I like Bowie...

/is old
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, me too, but we're in a OT minority on that one.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Lorks, I'm so out of touch with the youth...

Sorry, erm...'wiv da yoof'...is that the appropriate pronounciation noawdays?

*does 'flicky wrist' thing*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

oh dear...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Me too!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Shut it, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Quick hide,
Monty's coming
( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

BOYCE SMAAAASHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

The legalities of assisted suicide need to be properly sorted out...

Otherwise we'll start having little Kevorkians chugging about.

alt: for the first 10 ingrediants, Eastern Star special Chow Mein, then chips and curry sauce.

I'm reet posh, me!

posh fat
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Kavorkian was a bit of a Renaissance man.
Pathologist, euthanasia activist, painter, author, composer and instrumentalist. I'm having a look for some of his jazz now.
Edit, a painting, "Nearer My God to Thee"
www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/kevorkian/aboutk/art/god.html. Creepy.
This desert island, does it have wildlife, and edible plants trees etc? Is there a good supply of fish? This would alter my nom list.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Have you seen 'You don't know Jack'?...

With Al Pacino as Jack Kevorkian.

It's a bit low budget 'TV movie' but not too bad.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I think the retards that have been telling him not to do it should shut the fuck up
I fully support this guy's right to die, and I'd want to do the same, were I in his position.

Alt: Beef, onion, carrot, tomato, pasta, pork (and variations thereof), peppers, chicken, potato (and variations thereof), and cheese. (unless you're including herbs and spices, as well as garlic, in which case, I'd be fucked)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I'd assisit you, I hope this helps
Alt: stupid question
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

You would have to join the queue.
I thought it was mandatory to include a food based question?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I am more than happy to assist anyone who likes, and the majority of people who don't, in dying.
Alt: cognac, beer, wine, massive drugs, crisps*. I'd have a great fortnight before I croaked.

* not really, crisps are shit

Thought for the day: in Islam it is considered arrogant and disrespectful to create images of people and animals of any kind - let alone of God or 'the prophet'. With this in mind is it not a little odd that it is deemed perfectly OK to actually name your son after Mohamed, as millions of imaginative Muslim parents do? So likening your progeny to their holiest prophet = fine, drawing a picture of a mangy dog = BURN HIM!!!!

FFS what is wrong with these cunts?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)

pork

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Bit early for me, ta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

chicken

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

No, it's not cowardice, I'm just not hungry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Our canteen sells Halal coffee,
which I don't really understand. Does an Imam bless every bean thats roasted/ground?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

They cut the beans open individually with a knife
NOT WITH A SPOON! ! ! !!111! azzz!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Halal/Kosher food is the most hilarious scam ever.
Biscuits = 79p
Same biscuits some shady cunt has mumbled some gibberish over = £1.50

Fucking mugs deserve all they get.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

MORE ISLAMIFICATION OF THE NORTH WEST!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Is this what you're calling for?
The Green Flag over Old Trafford?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)

this is what i love
a bit of racism and generalisation in the morning, smells like... victory
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

It's not racist to point out an inconsistency in religious practice you cock.
Last time I checked Islam isn't a race. If it was it would come last, as it stopped to pray half way round the track.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

POTD already

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

you're generalising about an entire religion
i'm sure there are many more temperate muslims out there than most of us will ever get to see.

the only time i ever saw a muslim getting upset over a drawing was when that danish guy drew mohammed with a bomb on his head, and if someone in the middle east had done something similar in the middle east with a picture of jesus bombing afghan villages for oil, the church in this country would be just as pissed off, although it would probably only be the fundamentalists in the states burning flags and effigies, we brits are too ncie for all that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I've studied Islamic art.
I can tell you now that human and animal representation is forbidden in the vast, vast majority of the Islamic world and has been since the C16th - and it's been getting more rabid since the end of the Ottoman Empire who were quite reasonable on such matters. Even their plant motifs are generally not based on real, identifiable plants for the same reason.

The only main exception still in evidence today is the tradition of wall painting found in Egypt along the main Hajj routes, where they do some (frankly shit) murals showing pilgims. Even there, their spasticated rules mean that they *deliberately* miss out shading, shadows etc so that they don't think they are trying to copy God. The end result is that perfectly decent artists deliberately do paintings that look like they were done by children.

Hope this helps x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

AND THEY'RE SAND MONKEYS!

( Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

frickin doon coons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

How do they teach kids then?
What is this Mohammed?

*space in book where dog should be*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

dog unclean animal
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Are you suggesting they're all backwards?
You despicable racist.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

OK, space where God should be then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

is it too late for me to say that their 'holy war' is pure bluster?
they know that they're hopelessly outgunned and outclassed by a more advanced civilisation, and their posturing is purely to big themselves up in front of their mates?

i had to go away for a bit as i was busy :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Tell that to Salman Rushdie.
And the families of the people blown to pieces in terror attacks all over the world, all the fucking time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:08, Reply)

tell that to the afghan villagers and iraqi citizens the west has blown to pieces in their tens of thousands
if we don't want to get our fingers burnt we leave them the fuck alone to sort their own shit out
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)

all religious people are stupid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)

This is maybe the profoundest thing ever seen on these pages.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I thought so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

PS The idea of senior Church of England clergy declaring a fucking holy war
following some perceived slight by an Arab cartoonist is perhaps the most laughable suggestion you have ever made.

The two outlooks are utterly and completely opposed to each other. The Church in this country has moved on a little since the Middle Ages.

EDIT they are also stupid pricks though
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I think they would send in Sentamu
He kick their fucking cocks off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)

5 times a lap surely?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

How dare you!
Some of my best friends are racists.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Awwww
You never told us we are your BESTEST friends
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

You're all my special friends.
+ needs
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I'll leave this window for you to lick first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Why don't they just switch him off
And then switch him back on again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I think the "back on again" bit is the part he doesn't want

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I'll do it.
Free of charge.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

i think there's too many fucking people on the planet
anyone who wants to get the fuck out should be encouraged to, regardless of their physical, mental, or social condition and reasons for doing so.
this means you
kill yourself
oxygen thief.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:08, Reply)

alt
pork (thereby bacon, ham, sausages, chops, etc etc) chicken, wheat, potatoes, spinach, garlic, peppers, sugar, oranges, grapes, rice, tomatoes. salt i'll get from the sea, and some herbs are probably indigenous.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:12, Reply)