my terminally retarded shitcunt employees
do you reckon it would be ok for me to sack them all and start again?

alt: Brown
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:12, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

the better solution is to substitute them for marmite, or something like chilli jam

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Try finding a good hard working engineer and then complain.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I wouldn't listen.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)

do you know, i actually know at least two damn good, reliable and capable engineers
but the rest are shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)

You should sack them all and then get the government to give you free workers from the jobseekers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:17, Reply)

we've got free labour (well, almost) from HMP Wandsworth
they're part of the problem
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Get more, make them sleep under bridges.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

i don't even own a bridge
we had 2, but then one (who was in for fraud) was caught with a secret bank account and taken back inside.

he's due out next month too, the dodgey cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Sometimes I think you might be the only decent one who works there, Quentin.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)

nah, kev and joe and great
sue's a fucking diamond, jackie rocks the shit, and irene's the most professional person i've ever met

but the other three darwin award contenders seem to be competing in a race to be the first self-lobotomised chav retard shitcunts in the world
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I didn't think prisoners were allowed to tweet from jail

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)

you can have mobiles in prison, with permission from the prison
but it can't have a camera on it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Try paying for labour, you might get better results.*
*You might not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

we have plenty of employees, just the one convict
and tbh honest, they're worse than the con, it's actually their influence on him that's dragging HIM down
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

They should pack it all in and go to university to get a decent degree

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

the only thing they could get a degree in is burns from the kettle
i'm amazed they can cross the road to get to work in the mornings
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)