Well, that last thread died on its arse.
So, things you don't understand.

Men in lycra and the so-called "Bronies". Also... Furries.

Why?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:44, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

/men

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)

What's a Bronie?

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Male fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Oh, fucking hell.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Makes absolutely no sense to me.
It's like putting tits on a fish.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I blame The Little Mermaid.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)

sexy sexy fish.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)

That must be one hell of a tale.
Sole-wrenching, even.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)

You'd have to be in a very dark plaice

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Enough to...
Plaice your sole in the trust of Cod?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

shut up your giving me a haddock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)

You know what your problem is?
You're too tench.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Bit of a pollock if you ask me

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I have heard that the 'new' my little pony
is a bit mad and is like some kind of weird sci fi future only with pink fluffy ponies. I've not watched it yet, mind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)

You tell me.
What IS a Bronie Kroney?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I'll be honest
I thought it was some sort of fetish.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I'm told you're quite knowledgable in this area.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I do seem to pick up reputations like that, yes.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Ever wonder why?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Here is something you can't understand:
how I could just kill a man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I bet you could kill dozens by talking about your music collection on a roof terrace.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

pick it up pack it in, let me begin, i hold my water like i'm gungadin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Ere cum de hotsteppa

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

How she walks like a woman and talks like a man?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)

My cycling gear isn't lycra
Though the shorts are skin tight. It honestly makes a lot of difference over long distance, I will be the first to admit how stupid it looks. Though its funny when the girls in the office can't stop looking at my knob when I park my bike up before I change in the mornings. I say "Oi, my eyes are up here" which embarrasses them greatly.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

It's always fun when the shoe is on the other foot, I will say that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)

"yeah but the piss stains are down there" would be the best response.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)

foodonmydog.com/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)

well quite frankly that is ridiculous

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Why... just- why?
Also, my incredibly unusual work colleague just Rule 34'd Dad's Army.

And then started singing "Who do you think you are fucking Mr Hitler..."

I fear for my sanity.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

People who go travelling on their own
I think I'd be found hanged in a hostel within three days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Actually, I can speak up for this one.
You're on your own schedule, no-one else's. No compromises to make, no bruised egos to worry about. However, I will say some places you shouldn't go to alone, like say Amsterdam, Paris or Venice.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I'd rather like to go to Venice alone
I went with friends and there are places I'd have liked to have wandered around.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Ah, fair point.
Still, Venice is a place I do want to visit at some point.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

It's beautiful but too busy.
I love Italy.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I went, god, about eight years ago now.
On a school trip. I couldn't go alone though, no fucking way. Who would you talk to?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)

No one. Everyone.
I'd probably spend the first day feeling smug that I was doing it all alone. Then that night I'd cry into my pillow. The following day I'd be trying to ensnare a waiter so I wouldn't be lonely. By the end of the week I'd be penniless and engaged to Mario.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I was in Kualar Lumpur on my own for 5 days.
Loads of people are around, so just talk to them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I'm not good at talking to new people. If I was I'd go everywhere on my own.
If someone talks to me, that's fine, I'm away. If I know someone even a little bit I'll talk forever. I love talking. But striking up conversations with people I don't know. I can't do it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Ask them what they had for lunch, it's the b3tan way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I travel on my own quite a lot
Business-wise that is. Never found it an issue, I can strike up conversations in bars or restaurants fairly easily and, depending where you are, the locals generally want to practice their English.
Just last week I was in a small hotel in Germany when the soccerball was on and I found myself chatting to the locals and quaffing quite a few very good beers with them.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I'll book you a ticket

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)

You couldn't afford to pay for the places I'd go to :(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I'd even buy the rope

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)

He can fly you in his helicopter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

My mate cycled the world solo
He got arrested in a secluded village in China and robbed by the police, beaten by a crazy Mongolian. He also saw a man shot in the head in Thailand. He didn't get killed though so go him
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

What percentage of his conversation
starts with the phrase "This one time when I was cycling the world solo..."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

None, we read his blog as he went round
cyclertw.blogspot.co.uk/
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)

why am i soooooooooo tired?
that's what I don't understand. Also, Elven, despite what people think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I don't believe you.
I'll bet you're fluent in Quenya, Sindarin and Valinorian.

Damn

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I had to google those
which makes you the nerd, here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Yup, I rather think I am.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I blame the internet for everything

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I blame it for my hairy palms

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I blame humans

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)

my evening plans have fallen through for tonight
what should i do instead?

b45h suggestions can gtfo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I don't understand many long words
And teenagers.
And why people like football.
And economics.
So much stuff I simply don't get. The more I learn the less I know.
My own ignorance astounds me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I don't understand how anyone can enjoy living in the north of England.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Some of the scenery is breathtaking.
And the houses are cheap.
Some lovely people live there.
That's it, I'm all out of upsides. I'll stick to the deep south.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:32, Reply)

that's because you are a southerner
and thus assume it's all coronation street.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Some of it's Emmerdale.
Isn't it?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I come from near the Hollyoaks bit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:37, Reply)

So it's not all Coronation Street at all!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Either way it's too far from civilisation.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I like Newcastle, a lot.
But I've been there three years and I couldn't think of anything worse than being there more than the year I've got left. Perfect for a short stay, but permanently, no chance. Nothing will ever beat London.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:41, Reply)