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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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why so much terrible bullying?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:10, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Because no one likes you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:19, Reply)
*cries*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:43, Reply)
Man the fuck up.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:50, Reply)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:38, Reply)
*picks fight with Ronnie Corbett lookalike*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:44, Reply)
We're just not very good at it.
Your sig is a moral disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:09, Reply)
How dare you?
I'm a fucking expert at it, you witless Deacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:14, Reply)
you spasticated nobber

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:16, Reply)
Unlike you, it seems.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:20, Reply)
you're more bent than one of Darth's sequinned bodysuits.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Shut it you scotch smeg.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:26, Reply)
^ this is how to insult people
Take note all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)
In other news it appears one of our cats needs to be put down. Suggestions of the best way to slaughter a feline please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:26, Reply)
Bring it to the pub tomorrow and we'll try out various options.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:28, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:29, Reply)
get a vet to do it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Boring and unoriginal.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:33, Reply)
just like you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Trebuchet should do it.
Into the middle of Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Excellent
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Having set the cat on fire first.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Box.
Radioactive isotope with a 50/50 chance of neutron decay
Neutron sensor connected to vial of poison.

No need to leave the science out of this shit, Battered old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)
two bricks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Why such a shit thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:37, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Everybody shake your stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)
The Rebel's here and he's street tuff

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Are you a Yankie?
No. You're Grand Chief Deacon. London Chapter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Effing right, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Ready for a Sunday headache?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)
I won't have one.
I'm too poor to be out for long.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Don't be such a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)
He can't help it
Just look at him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)
think break

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)
One of the best

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)
just for lolz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Every morning my housemate makes all the noise in the world when going to work.
I hate waking up early.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:50, Reply)
All the noise in the world?
Including, say, the noise of an Indonesian fishing boat as it's pulled onto the shore? And the noise a Polish woman makes as she reaches a pot down from a high shelf?

etc

I put it to you that you are mistaken and/or lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

a pot down from a high shelf the point of shattering orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:54, Reply)
And the noise of Battered's stilts click clacking across the floor of the vets, whilst holding what appears on first glance to be an ocelot.
Upon further inspection I can confirm it is a small domestic kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)
You are singlehandedly keeping /ot funny this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)
The other hand is busy.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)
dirty boy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

busy Beadles
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)
*watches out*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)
i read this in the tune of that song by that band with the shit name

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)
sugar ray, that's the one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Morning all

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)
No, just having a shit....all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Now wash your hands

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)
The bullying is in perfect harmony with the weight of autism weighing this board down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I now have The Beloved stuck as an ear worm
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
luckily for me I have no idea what you are talking about
mornin' sporters
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
The Beloved - Sweet Harmony
An OK song with a cracking video full of naked birds

Morning Ape. The PJ concert was fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Good stuff, have you recovered? Sore neck at all?
nearly all music videos seem to be full of naked birds these days
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Yeah, all sorted now
The healing properties of coffee and Greggs pasties have restored me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Greggs, worst of all the pastys
Someone here has come in with a Diet Coke Cake, looks ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
That sounds repulsive.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)
I will report back later

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)
diet and cake should never mix

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Diet and Coke should never mix
Full fat or fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)
^^this...
diet caffeine-free coke = fizzy water = rip off.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Could Duncan not make it?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
He couldn't find his way out of his dressing room

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)
AH CANNAT SEE MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)
The MAN is behind you
Bouncing his testes off yours as he glides in and out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This makes me feel a little ill

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)
hahaha!
My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Very good
Indeed he could not make it.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

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