i saw something that made me happy this morning, DF
so i'll share it with you, as we all know how much you love pussy.

i was really worried at the tube station. the houses behind the station have walls at the end of their garden. on the station side, it's a sheer ten foot drop with a tiny ledge halfway down. someone's gorgeous "tuxedo" cat had jumped over it and was stuck on the ledge with trains going past him. He seemed happy enough, but I thought he was going to end up on the track and get fried and squashed :(

I was wondering what to do, when he looked upwards and just leapt straight up the vertical wall! It would have been like me jumping onto the roof of my office. Supercat. this made me smile all the way to work, even though the tube stank and was full of shitcunt tourists who haven't noticed that THE OLYMPICS HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Needs MOAR tits
Cool story tho'
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

the tits are the people who buy a cat when they live in a house that is sandwiched between the A-FUCKING-4, possibly the busiest road in the country
and a tube station.

some truly massive tits right there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

But kittums are fwuffy!!
What about their human rights to have fwuffy kittums?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

buy a different house, shitcunts
or otherwise stick to a budgie or a goldfish or something. OR make sure your cat can't jump over the sodding wall at the back of the house.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Rats are the way forward
Cute, fwuffy and LIVE IN A CAGE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)