HILARIOUS STRIKETHROUGH OPPORTUNITY!
disgusted wanking like a performing gibbon
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

One thing about summer weather
I'm seeing all sorts of people in a new light.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

night vision?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Given half a chance.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

He's got a new bulb in his 'special basement'

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

euphemism for butt-plug

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Imagining them naked?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Sometimes you barely need to.
I saw a woman this morning at the bootsale who was just about wearing Daisy Dukes and a tube top. She wasn't exactly overweight, but it still wasn't the kind of body you needed to see in that much quantity.

Well, unless you were an autistic virgin with colour coded wanking socks, I suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

"autistic virgin with colour coded wanking socks"
djtp?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

LOL JK - I *heart* djtp

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Where i used to work
the town specialised in whales in thongs. First hint of summer they'd all come out, sat wolfing their pasties with 3 acres of flossed bum crack hanging out.
I'm convinced there must be a reverse version of that body dismorphia thing that anorexics have, where whales are convinced they look like Cindy Crawford.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

mmm
pasties
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)