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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Someone just opened a bag of Tooty Fruities.
They are like sweety porn. We also have a bag of Opal Fruits.
Top three bars or sweets. I am going for 3. Marathon. 2. Sherbert pips. 1. Wine gums.
Alt: Being stuck inside is torcher. What are you doing after work?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:36, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
They are like sweety porn. We also have a bag of Opal Fruits.
Top three bars or sweets. I am going for 3. Marathon. 2. Sherbert pips. 1. Wine gums.
Alt: Being stuck inside is torcher. What are you doing after work?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:36, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Nae bother, wallop wallop.
Did the wee man pass on the ... merchandise ... yet?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Did the wee man pass on the ... merchandise ... yet?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Hey!
Someone starts talking about sweets and the fat bird shows up! It's like I have a sweetie radar or something.
I would say Ritter Sport chocolate (in any of a half-dozen varieties), followed by sherbet fountains and chupa chups.
alt: melting.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Someone starts talking about sweets and the fat bird shows up! It's like I have a sweetie radar or something.
I would say Ritter Sport chocolate (in any of a half-dozen varieties), followed by sherbet fountains and chupa chups.
alt: melting.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Have you seen the sherbert fountains recently?
They are now sold in plastic containers. And the licorice doesn't poke out of the top in case someone touches it and gives to bum AIDS.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
They are now sold in plastic containers. And the licorice doesn't poke out of the top in case someone touches it and gives to bum AIDS.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
The liquorice is kept sealed away because it's a public safety hazard
You know, what with it being fucking rank and that.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
You know, what with it being fucking rank and that.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This means I can't eat the paper tube any more.
But on the plus side, it means half the sherbet doesn't fall out of the bottom of the tube.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
But on the plus side, it means half the sherbet doesn't fall out of the bottom of the tube.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
We've had some caramel filled in the office today, they were damn tasty.
3: Twirl 2: Maverick 1: Boost
Alt: Couple of beers in the back garden, probably.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)
3: Twirl 2: Maverick 1: Boost
Alt: Couple of beers in the back garden, probably.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I've never had a Maverick.
Although I'm contemplating a Dime bar.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Although I'm contemplating a Dime bar.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
You haven't seen Top Gun?!
This is simultaneously very unmanly and spectacularly heterosexual of you.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is simultaneously very unmanly and spectacularly heterosexual of you.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I've seen Top Gun,
but can't remember much about it. Tom Cruise is so far in the closet, its mad. As Father Dougal would say.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
but can't remember much about it. Tom Cruise is so far in the closet, its mad. As Father Dougal would say.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Tom Cruise's character was called Maverick
In an early example of his art imitating his life, the plot of the film is a thinly-veiled metaphor for one man's struggle with his own homosexuality
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
In an early example of his art imitating his life, the plot of the film is a thinly-veiled metaphor for one man's struggle with his own homosexuality
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I wonder if Goose had used delay spray, he might not have ejected quite so badly?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Ooooooooooooooh chocolate
3. Tangfastics 2. Galaxy 1. Twix
Alt: Cooking a fuck-off massive fiery curry, playing Xbox and drinking beer. That's right... Ms Foxtrot's teaching tonight.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
3. Tangfastics 2. Galaxy 1. Twix
Alt: Cooking a fuck-off massive fiery curry, playing Xbox and drinking beer. That's right... Ms Foxtrot's teaching tonight.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I am getting quite close to the point in Mass Effect where you get it on with the asari
And my character is female. So yeah, probably. It'll be a sweaty-palmed race against time to get to that section in the game before the missus gets home. Wish me luck.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
And my character is female. So yeah, probably. It'll be a sweaty-palmed race against time to get to that section in the game before the missus gets home. Wish me luck.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
1. Yorkie 2.pear drops 3. mint imperials
but only cos they don't do spangles any more : (
alt: as little as possible
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
but only cos they don't do spangles any more : (
alt: as little as possible
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
this
they are the kind of thing that lots of people will refuse when you offer them out to = more for me
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
they are the kind of thing that lots of people will refuse when you offer them out to = more for me
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
this also works for me
sadly the other half also loves them, so I have to be quick.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
sadly the other half also loves them, so I have to be quick.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Coca Cola Spangles rocked.
While we're on a sweet tip, I didn't know that there was a chunky peanut butter KitKat. I shall investigate.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
While we're on a sweet tip, I didn't know that there was a chunky peanut butter KitKat. I shall investigate.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Yes, found them on e-Bay.
Bloody pricey.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Peanut-Butter-Nestle-Kit-Kat-Chunky-Champion-Bars-Full-Sealed-Box-24-/110871606270?_trksid=p3284.m263&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%26otn%3D21%26pmod%3D170841346040%26ps%3D54
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Bloody pricey.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Peanut-Butter-Nestle-Kit-Kat-Chunky-Champion-Bars-Full-Sealed-Box-24-/110871606270?_trksid=p3284.m263&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%26otn%3D21%26pmod%3D170841346040%26ps%3D54
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
They do an orange flavoured one too.
I remember a fruit flavoured one, some sort of red stuff.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I remember a fruit flavoured one, some sort of red stuff.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
They won the competition so are avaialble in loads of places now.
A shop near me does peanutbutter snickers that I'm going to try this weekend.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
A shop near me does peanutbutter snickers that I'm going to try this weekend.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
3 -twix 2 -Bounty 1- munchies
Alt: drinkning a bottle Rose on my "stoop" and eating thai red curry that i will be making
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Alt: drinkning a bottle Rose on my "stoop" and eating thai red curry that i will be making
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Rose is a bit bent for a bloke
but the heat gives you special dispensation.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
but the heat gives you special dispensation.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I've not had a chocolate bar in ages
thanks for contributing to making my diet slightly trickier.
Caramac, picnic, milky way. I don't know if these are the best, but they are what I would eat right this minute given the choice
edit: alt, I'm not working!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
thanks for contributing to making my diet slightly trickier.
Caramac, picnic, milky way. I don't know if these are the best, but they are what I would eat right this minute given the choice
edit: alt, I'm not working!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
How's that going?
Has Tesco made you slim and lovely yet?
I've reached my usual point of ennui, where I get bored and then hover up and down the same kilo, losing it one week and gain the next.
Diets really are extremely tedious.
alt: yay you! Did you do your art today? You were gonna do an art.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Has Tesco made you slim and lovely yet?
I've reached my usual point of ennui, where I get bored and then hover up and down the same kilo, losing it one week and gain the next.
Diets really are extremely tedious.
alt: yay you! Did you do your art today? You were gonna do an art.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I've lost *checks* 1 stone, 2 pounds
there's lots more to go, though :( To be honest I'm eating better on it, but just sometimes I want chocolate. Also booze filled larp events don't help.
alt: working on the decoupaged cabinet, it's looking pretty good but I have to wait for a bit to dry now. Should start on a different art now
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
there's lots more to go, though :( To be honest I'm eating better on it, but just sometimes I want chocolate. Also booze filled larp events don't help.
alt: working on the decoupaged cabinet, it's looking pretty good but I have to wait for a bit to dry now. Should start on a different art now
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I refuse to talk about sweets.
I need beer/ale suggestions to make next.
I have an IPA on the go, should I make...
St Peters Ruby Red Ale
Mexican Ceveza
English Bitter
Or a Pale ale
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I need beer/ale suggestions to make next.
I have an IPA on the go, should I make...
St Peters Ruby Red Ale
Mexican Ceveza
English Bitter
Or a Pale ale
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Overcompensationlols
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
The yeast carboantes it when you put it in the bottle to finish off.
You get a suprising amount of fizz
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
You get a suprising amount of fizz
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I'd imagine it's easier to make brown beers at home than decent lagers.
Is this right?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Is this right?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Both about the same, but lagers can take months in the bottle to become nice.
So it's basically quicker to make ale than lager but the process is pretty much the same.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
So it's basically quicker to make ale than lager but the process is pretty much the same.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
hurr hurr
You said 'finish off'.
God, I'm so mature these days. I think it must be the heat. I can feel my brain melting.
Remember kids - spastics die in hot cars.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
You said 'finish off'.
God, I'm so mature these days. I think it must be the heat. I can feel my brain melting.
Remember kids - spastics die in hot cars.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
And I'm fond of Bacchus Cherry
But I've had far more bad fruit beers than good, and as a result, I tend to avoid them now.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
But I've had far more bad fruit beers than good, and as a result, I tend to avoid them now.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Whichever is the lighter and most refreshing
the better to be enjoyed in a sunny garden, etc
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
the better to be enjoyed in a sunny garden, etc
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Probably the Ceveza or the pale ale.
But it'll be 3 weeks until its ready so it'll probably be snowing by then.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
But it'll be 3 weeks until its ready so it'll probably be snowing by then.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Indian summer?
Maybe do the ruby as well then and hedge your bets!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Maybe do the ruby as well then and hedge your bets!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
It's just too hard a decision.
I'll end up spending £100 on kits this weekend I just know it.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I'll end up spending £100 on kits this weekend I just know it.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Star Bar.
I see we are dealing with a discerning gentleman.
No takers for a Guarana Boost?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I see we are dealing with a discerning gentleman.
No takers for a Guarana Boost?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
guarana boost was good
I always misread it as guano. Made it less appetising, though
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I always misread it as guano. Made it less appetising, though
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Texan bar, Wham bar, Highland Toffee.
/tuckshop
Alt: popping home to pick up an inflatable crocodile and some Bart Simpson armbands, then goingup the Lido to see my nipparrr.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
/tuckshop
Alt: popping home to pick up an inflatable crocodile and some Bart Simpson armbands, then going
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
the taste of my friends dad's cock when he picks me up half an hour earlier than everyone else
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
FIVE BUCKS SAYS RACHAEL SAYS HOTEL CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE ONE.
-= Chocoloate =-
1) Those bars that are basicly a kinda egg's worth of chocolate in a bar. I could eat a whole packet in one sitting AND go back to the shop for seconds. I'm like a black hole of those, there is never Too Much.
2) Galaxy, I love galaxy chocolate.
3) Caramac 'cus monts mentioned that and I love them, but maybe possibly Bornvile from the fridge.
-= Sweets =- This depends on my mood, but.
- Those huge whips that are filled with white stuff.
- Nerds, dwebs or most Willy Wonka stuff
- Pear Drops... nyom nyom, tastes like petrol station.
-= Crisps =-
- Flammin' Hot wotsits, RIP, god dman I loved you.
- Wassabi flavoured crisps from Wassabi in Kings Cross.
- Kettle
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
-= Chocoloate =-
1) Those bars that are basicly a kinda egg's worth of chocolate in a bar. I could eat a whole packet in one sitting AND go back to the shop for seconds. I'm like a black hole of those, there is never Too Much.
2) Galaxy, I love galaxy chocolate.
3) Caramac 'cus monts mentioned that and I love them, but maybe possibly Bornvile from the fridge.
-= Sweets =- This depends on my mood, but.
- Those huge whips that are filled with white stuff.
- Nerds, dwebs or most Willy Wonka stuff
- Pear Drops... nyom nyom, tastes like petrol station.
-= Crisps =-
- Flammin' Hot wotsits, RIP, god dman I loved you.
- Wassabi flavoured crisps from Wassabi in Kings Cross.
- Kettle
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I done a sick a total of 4 times today =(
Opiats are great unless heat is making your naucious =(
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Opiats are great unless heat is making your naucious =(
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I paid for this software for a year, I think I might have to make an infographic about it.
piktochart.com/
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
piktochart.com/
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Ever used Qlikview?
We've just got it, it's pretty good
www.qlikview.com/
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
We've just got it, it's pretty good
www.qlikview.com/
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
this is making it very difficult to not eat the chocolate hidden in the cupboard
mmmm bourneville
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
mmmm bourneville
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
If you listen hard enough, you can hear it calling, crying, "please eat me".
If you can't hear it, then you need to bring it closer to your ear, but not to close, about 5 inches away.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
If you can't hear it, then you need to bring it closer to your ear, but not to close, about 5 inches away.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
nah
I can't be arsed. there are 3 boxes of chocolates in there (presents and things from a while ago), I know me, if I open them I'll eat them all
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I can't be arsed. there are 3 boxes of chocolates in there (presents and things from a while ago), I know me, if I open them I'll eat them all
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Kinder bars
or Kinder Riegel, as they're known in Germany, are flipping excellent. I could eat a squillion. And they're practically healthy too, as they're mostly milk.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
or Kinder Riegel, as they're known in Germany, are flipping excellent. I could eat a squillion. And they're practically healthy too, as they're mostly milk.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
No, right, because
if they were mostly sugar, I'd be a total heiffer by now. And everyone knows I'm petite and sylph like.
*remembers Stunned has actually met her*
Ah. Yes. Right then.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
if they were mostly sugar, I'd be a total heiffer by now. And everyone knows I'm petite and sylph like.
*remembers Stunned has actually met her*
Ah. Yes. Right then.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Wait, what? really? what? Wha' ?
*looks at the packet next time I go shops*
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
*looks at the packet next time I go shops*
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Nah', there aren't any traces of pictures that I can see on google eaither, but whatever they were, I miss them.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
They were Nestle not Galaxy
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3394676286237442332#
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3394676286237442332#
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Beer garden after work
for a pint of something for me and an ice pack for elsewhere.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
for a pint of something for me and an ice pack for elsewhere.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I have very nice genitals, thank you very much.
Even if they have unravelled all over the carpet, thanks to the heat.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Even if they have unravelled all over the carpet, thanks to the heat.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I was implying you had either suffered circumcision or sterilisation
because it sounded like you needed the ice pack for your nuts.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
because it sounded like you needed the ice pack for your nuts.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I am going for a drink in the new Heron Tower.
lardy fucking dar.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
lardy fucking dar.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I'm going for a drink in the nicest pub in Uxbridge
which is a bit like saying the nicest pit in hell
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
which is a bit like saying the nicest pit in hell
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Cola bottles are the bestest ever. Easy choice.
Then: foam bananas/prawns
And: Kit Kat
Alt: Driiiinks. No work tomorrow, hurray!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Then: foam bananas/prawns
And: Kit Kat
Alt: Driiiinks. No work tomorrow, hurray!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
The girl sitting across the way from me has a skirt on.
She's got better legs than either of us, DiT :(
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
She's got better legs than either of us, DiT :(
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
HILARIOUS STRIKETHROUGH OPPORTUNITY!
disgusted wanking like a performing gibbon
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
One thing about summer weather
I'm seeing all sorts of people in a new light.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I'm seeing all sorts of people in a new light.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Sometimes you barely need to.
I saw a woman this morning at the bootsale who was just about wearing Daisy Dukes and a tube top. She wasn't exactly overweight, but it still wasn't the kind of body you needed to see in that much quantity.
Well, unless you were an autistic virgin with colour coded wanking socks, I suppose.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I saw a woman this morning at the bootsale who was just about wearing Daisy Dukes and a tube top. She wasn't exactly overweight, but it still wasn't the kind of body you needed to see in that much quantity.
Well, unless you were an autistic virgin with colour coded wanking socks, I suppose.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Where i used to work
the town specialised in whales in thongs. First hint of summer they'd all come out, sat wolfing their pasties with 3 acres of flossed bum crack hanging out.
I'm convinced there must be a reverse version of that body dismorphia thing that anorexics have, where whales are convinced they look like Cindy Crawford.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
the town specialised in whales in thongs. First hint of summer they'd all come out, sat wolfing their pasties with 3 acres of flossed bum crack hanging out.
I'm convinced there must be a reverse version of that body dismorphia thing that anorexics have, where whales are convinced they look like Cindy Crawford.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I meant to click reply to say "another joke I don't get"
but I clicked "I like this" by mistake.
Clarification: I do not like this.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
but I clicked "I like this" by mistake.
Clarification: I do not like this.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Foam bananas can fuck off, then when they get there can fuck off some more
Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until they get back here. then fuck off again.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until they get back here. then fuck off again.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
You disappoint me, Nakers.
Next you'll be saying you don't like cycling... oh.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Next you'll be saying you don't like cycling... oh.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Shit the shit off and bloody bugger yourself in the bum while you're doing it!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SWEARS A LOT!!!!!!!!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SWEARS A LOT!!!!!!!!
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER LIKES CHILDREN IN THE NUDDY.
Actually, that's not funny at all.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Actually, that's not funny at all.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I've never trusted "Snickers",
after they changed their name from "Marathon", well shoddy.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
after they changed their name from "Marathon", well shoddy.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
'Snickers' does sound better in a Northern Irish accent than 'Marathon', though.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
When we got 'Snickers' instead of 'Marathon'
the rest of the world had to change 'Raider' to 'Twix'.
That's one up for us, I think.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
the rest of the world had to change 'Raider' to 'Twix'.
That's one up for us, I think.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
is there a way of looking at the best off topic posts ever?
cos this is boring and shit and i'd like to know what i've missed
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
cos this is boring and shit and i'd like to know what i've missed
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I really don't think I could bring myself to eat any sweets or chocolate today
although I do have some rather nice italian ganache covered hazelnuts that I bought myself for my birthday. For every day chocolate, probably a twirl.
Alt: I'm going to go home and sleep.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
although I do have some rather nice italian ganache covered hazelnuts that I bought myself for my birthday. For every day chocolate, probably a twirl.
Alt: I'm going to go home and sleep.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
JOKING!!!!
How are tricks? Stuck your fingers in anything disgusting today?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
How are tricks? Stuck your fingers in anything disgusting today?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I haven't found any more sweetcorn, if that's what you're asking
although I did respond to the bollocking my boss gave me just now by being sick on her shoes. Does that count?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
although I did respond to the bollocking my boss gave me just now by being sick on her shoes. Does that count?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
That doesn't sound good.
Wassup, berk? Heat, poorly, or knocked up?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Wassup, berk? Heat, poorly, or knocked up?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
She was giving me a roasting for something that occurred
on a day that I wasn't even here, ergo, could not possibly have been my fault. Sadly she managed to jump back out of most of it. Sigh. In any case, I'm going to attempt to cycle home now. Cheerybye.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
on a day that I wasn't even here, ergo, could not possibly have been my fault. Sadly she managed to jump back out of most of it. Sigh. In any case, I'm going to attempt to cycle home now. Cheerybye.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Considering what you do for a living
I'm surprised you can even contemplate nutty chocolate.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'm surprised you can even contemplate nutty chocolate.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Best kind of chocolate
and in any case, it's only the smell that really gets to you. Since nutty chocolate doesn't (certainly shouldn't, anyway) smell of shit I can eat as much of it as I like.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
and in any case, it's only the smell that really gets to you. Since nutty chocolate doesn't (certainly shouldn't, anyway) smell of shit I can eat as much of it as I like.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
You lot started a new thread and no one told me
You're all Fucking bent I tell you, no mention of
Rhubarb & custard, rosy apples, Sherbet pips,soor plums, treacle lollipops, pineapple cubes, rhubarb rock, fish & chips, double dips, popping space candy dust, sweet tobacco, dib dabs, rainbow drops *draws a breath*, arrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what is wrong with you people.
*FLOUNCES OFF HOME*
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
You're all Fucking bent I tell you, no mention of
Rhubarb & custard, rosy apples, Sherbet pips,soor plums, treacle lollipops, pineapple cubes, rhubarb rock, fish & chips, double dips, popping space candy dust, sweet tobacco, dib dabs, rainbow drops *draws a breath*, arrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what is wrong with you people.
*FLOUNCES OFF HOME*
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I'm watching from a distance, to see how long it takes you to get a bit ' women in love'
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
lolarious racism
www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/25/london-2012-greece-racist-twitter
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/25/london-2012-greece-racist-twitter
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
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