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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Afternoon O/T
On the radio this morning they were talking about a study the French have been doing, the outcome seems to be that Parisians are rude! When did you last have a “no shit Sherlock moment”?
Alt: So some sports day is kicking off today, how is it affecting you?
Alt:Alt: Plans for the weekend, got any if so share them with us? (If it’s got anything to do with what new mobile phone you maybe getting keep that fucker to yourself).
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:46, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
On the radio this morning they were talking about a study the French have been doing, the outcome seems to be that Parisians are rude! When did you last have a “no shit Sherlock moment”?
Alt: So some sports day is kicking off today, how is it affecting you?
Alt:Alt: Plans for the weekend, got any if so share them with us? (If it’s got anything to do with what new mobile phone you maybe getting keep that fucker to yourself).
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:46, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I had to call them out to sort a gearbox breakdown once
When they'd finished the car had 1 forward gear and 6 reverse.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
When they'd finished the car had 1 forward gear and 6 reverse.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Mrs Vagabond is one of those Irishes.
She's also quite fond of wearing black clothes.
When we got hitched last year in Vegas, I thought I'd get her a parasol to keep the sun off her pale skin.
I thought I'd get her a black one, to go with her general attire.
I thought it would be useful if the parasol were also waterproof, just in case it did rain any time during our honeymoon.
... and it was then that I realised.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
She's also quite fond of wearing black clothes.
When we got hitched last year in Vegas, I thought I'd get her a parasol to keep the sun off her pale skin.
I thought I'd get her a black one, to go with her general attire.
I thought it would be useful if the parasol were also waterproof, just in case it did rain any time during our honeymoon.
... and it was then that I realised.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
i used to have a parasol
it was great and works as an eccentric affectation. I might have to get one again
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
it was great and works as an eccentric affectation. I might have to get one again
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
There's a thing about Roald Dahl on radio 4 at the moment.
He fucked hemingways wife.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
He fucked hemingways wife.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
His grandfather was the first person to bring spicy lentils back from india
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
His uncle was the first person to say 'doll' in an American accent.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
The Twits
was awesome. I could almost recite the whole thing when I was about 7
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
was awesome. I could almost recite the whole thing when I was about 7
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Also they stink of piss and in kroney's case shit and piss
alt: public transport meltdown/terror attack/chips and cola or something
altalt: I am getting a new landline telephone, it has a curly wire and some buttons
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
alt: public transport meltdown/terror attack/chips and cola or something
altalt: I am getting a new landline telephone, it has a curly wire and some buttons
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
one of my colleagues looks just like Ted Bundy
Should I congratulate him on this?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Should I congratulate him on this?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
fuck me i hate the "great" british public
Had to stop to dial into a telecon at warwick services. You cannot get near the place for queues of cunts who seem to think that a motorway service station is the dream place to take the family for a picnic. Seriously. Who the fucking fuck DOES that?
And now a load of the careless cunts have smashed into each other on the m40 so this fucking standstill traffic jan goes back 3 whole junctions. Arrrrrrrgh.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Had to stop to dial into a telecon at warwick services. You cannot get near the place for queues of cunts who seem to think that a motorway service station is the dream place to take the family for a picnic. Seriously. Who the fucking fuck DOES that?
And now a load of the careless cunts have smashed into each other on the m40 so this fucking standstill traffic jan goes back 3 whole junctions. Arrrrrrrgh.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
it's called "get the powerhose on it and reopen the motorway i'm missing a wedding rehearsal"
It's like they didn't think about me at all when crashing into each other like retarded fucking skittles :(
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
It's like they didn't think about me at all when crashing into each other like retarded fucking skittles :(
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
passed it now
They all look ok. Phew I felt a bit bad there. Back to driving...
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
They all look ok. Phew I felt a bit bad there. Back to driving...
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Oh god, I KNOW
I bet they're the sort of cunts that go to steam fairs at the weekend.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I bet they're the sort of cunts that go to steam fairs at the weekend.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
i used to have to go to those as my brother was in a brass band
mostly I remember the proud, old bearded men sat in deckchairs next to old engines belching smoke next to a cork board full of badges and awards. Then you'd have to go watch the ceremony as a May Queen/Rose Queen/Stinkflower Queen gets crowned amongst 10,000 toilet paper flowers.
I was once just one misunderstanding away from being one of those Rose Queens when I was 15
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
mostly I remember the proud, old bearded men sat in deckchairs next to old engines belching smoke next to a cork board full of badges and awards. Then you'd have to go watch the ceremony as a May Queen/Rose Queen/Stinkflower Queen gets crowned amongst 10,000 toilet paper flowers.
I was once just one misunderstanding away from being one of those Rose Queens when I was 15
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Lol
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/27/carl-lewis-mitt-romney-olympics
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/27/carl-lewis-mitt-romney-olympics
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
how come its not ok for mitt romney to be racist about the uk but it is ok for boris johnson to be racist about greece and spain?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
none of those things were racist
also Boris isn't in Spain or Greece
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
also Boris isn't in Spain or Greece
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
rommney wasn't in britain
and what boris said wasn't exactly diplomatically delicate
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
and what boris said wasn't exactly diplomatically delicate
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Fuck him, he's a prick
see some of the other things he said
www.salon.com/2012/07/26/the_gaffe_tastic_mr_romney/singleton/
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
see some of the other things he said
www.salon.com/2012/07/26/the_gaffe_tastic_mr_romney/singleton/
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
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