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My missus would rather go to the Olympic opening ceremony than go and see Simon Munnery
Grounds for divorce?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:17, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Grounds for divorce?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:17, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
He was "well jell*" about Stunned and Monty trip away together and stormed off.
*Actual quote
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
*Actual quote
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Couldn't he just buy their friendship like he did his wife?
He'd get his money back when Monty'n'Stunned's parents pay off the mortgage.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
He'd get his money back when Monty'n'Stunned's parents pay off the mortgage.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
We need a b4sh gossip board, that'd be brilliant
real life tears and tantrums
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
real life tears and tantrums
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
well, Simon Munery is an unfunny prick,
and is probably responsible for things like "The Mighty Boosh" so i'm n your wife's side.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
and is probably responsible for things like "The Mighty Boosh" so i'm n your wife's side.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I don't, I think that was a very mean thing to say.
On olympic day of all days :(
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
On olympic day of all days :(
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
also,
have you considered that your wife has nicknamed her bum hole "the olympics" and this is all a way to get you out of the house for a few hours so Big Mike can come and split her in twain?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
have you considered that your wife has nicknamed her bum hole "the olympics" and this is all a way to get you out of the house for a few hours so Big Mike can come and split her in twain?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Sorry, are we supposed to care about this?
Only I charge extra for agony aunting.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Only I charge extra for agony aunting.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
You don't have to care in order to Agony Aunt
Observe:
There there Stuj
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Observe:
There there Stuj
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I know I don't HAVE to care.
In fact, I DON'T care.
But I CAN charge extra on top for putting on a slightly concerned expression and being insincerely sympathetic to the mug's self-inflicted woes.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
In fact, I DON'T care.
But I CAN charge extra on top for putting on a slightly concerned expression and being insincerely sympathetic to the mug's self-inflicted woes.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Wait...
There's money to be had in false empathy?
Fucks sakes, I've been giving it away for free
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
There's money to be had in false empathy?
Fucks sakes, I've been giving it away for free
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I mean,
HAH! You FOOL *False empathic expression* There, there, poor Darth. It'll be ok.
Invoice is in the post.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Invoice is in the post.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
You've taught me the error of my ways Stuj
The missus is in for a nasty shock next time she's on the blob
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
The missus is in for a nasty shock next time she's on the blob
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Never mind all that.
You've got 7 days to get that invoice paid or I'll be hiring Amberl to 'collect payment with extreme prejudice'.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
You've got 7 days to get that invoice paid or I'll be hiring Amberl to 'collect payment with extreme prejudice'.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
:D
KkkKKkkkkkkKKKkKkrrRRrrRrrRRiIiIiIIiiiIIIIssSsssssSSssSStTtttTiIiiiInNNNeEEEeE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*PANDERS!*
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
KkkKKkkkkkkKKKkKkrrRRrrRrrRRiIiIiIIiiiIIIIssSsssssSSssSStTtttTiIiiiInNNNeEEEeE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*PANDERS!*
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I don't know who Simon Munnery is but I bet his shows come round more often than once every 60 years
Nonetheless I have a cunning plan
1. Knock wife out, bundle her into boot of car
2. Drive to Simon Munnery show
3. Fire up BBC iPlayer on handy smartphone during show
4. ?????????
5. PROFIT/BLOWJOB
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Nonetheless I have a cunning plan
1. Knock wife out, bundle her into boot of car
2. Drive to Simon Munnery show
3. Fire up BBC iPlayer on handy smartphone during show
4. ?????????
5. PROFIT/BLOWJOB
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
That was the most disappointing plum I've had in my mouth all day
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I'd rather drink a litre of Domestos than see Simon Munnery.
Unless you mean 'see Simon Munnery have his fingernails pulled out with pliers', in which case pick me up at 8, and don't be late.
/BigBopper
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Unless you mean 'see Simon Munnery have his fingernails pulled out with pliers', in which case pick me up at 8, and don't be late.
/BigBopper
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
There's a clip from the dress rehearsal of the ceremony.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10329678
It looks awful.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10329678
It looks awful.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Ha ha,
all opening ceremonys are pretty shitty. I'm just watching for the fireworks.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
all opening ceremonys are pretty shitty. I'm just watching for the fireworks.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
It could be worse.
Manchester wanted them. They cocked up the Commonwealth Games.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Manchester wanted them. They cocked up the Commonwealth Games.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
i think he means he's watching for the secret Illuminati messages in the firework display.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
not bad thanks
apart from being stuck in bristol centre until 10pm :( yourself?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
apart from being stuck in bristol centre until 10pm :( yourself?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Hello there the fantastic stuj
have rumours of my bullying ways spread to talk then?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
have rumours of my bullying ways spread to talk then?
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I think it would be harsh to divorce someone for liking shit comedians.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Far be it from me to complain
but it seems like this is a 'feel free to beaker' thread.
In which vein, I shall just add: fuck me, I'm hot. Anyone would think it was summer or something.
I wonder how many peasants Boris had to sacrifice to get good weather for tonight's shindig.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
but it seems like this is a 'feel free to beaker' thread.
In which vein, I shall just add: fuck me, I'm hot. Anyone would think it was summer or something.
I wonder how many peasants Boris had to sacrifice to get good weather for tonight's shindig.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Sorry, stopped reading and booked my train tickets before I got to the end of that post.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I've been watching Jeremy Kyle this week, we're at the stage where I can get away with "aside the one person when you first started dating that she already knows about".
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
like i thought, all mouth and no trousers
like billie piper in that Secret Diary
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
like billie piper in that Secret Diary
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
i don't care what you wear as long as you aren't throwing your weight around
just cause battered's on another temporary strop doesn't mean there's a hardman position open
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
just cause battered's on another temporary strop doesn't mean there's a hardman position open
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
sorry b3th, but it's also a word in the dictionary
i'd explain it to you, but you hate me :(
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
i'd explain it to you, but you hate me :(
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
it was
And he also did Grey Clouds with The Orb. Just checked. Imagine if I'd been wrong on the internet!
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
And he also did Grey Clouds with The Orb. Just checked. Imagine if I'd been wrong on the internet!
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
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