Ahh, that's not good, I'm due to be not far from there next month

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Where? We stayed in Polperro.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Ha, shit. Ignore me, my geography is shit.
I'll be over 100 miles further along the coast. I quickly looked at google maps, and for reasons I'm not sure of (aside from being a spastic), I though that Dartmoor was The New Forest.

What a twat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

You fucking Bellend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Do you sort out the airports for Easyjet?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Here comes the bears.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Stop talking about your relatives like that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Not anymore

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Have we established where you are going on holiday yet?
Cornwall or Hampshire?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

£10 says Norfolk, the dozy twerp.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Hampshire

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Shame you're going to be too far away from this excellent restaurant.
Www.couchspolperro.com
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I see they source their cheese from Loacally.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)

The food is terrific. Had the 7 course taster menu:
Tomato and black truffle consume.
Poached duck egg on asparagus.
Scallops with chorizo.
Roasted cod on crushed potato.
Seared duck with spinach.
Champagne jelly.
Cheese.

Accompanied with 5 different wines then port.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Crikey...
if that's a "taster" the full menu must be "death by overindulgence".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Only £40 per head plus wine. Fantastic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

That's bloody cheap
Was it a wine pairing with each course or did you just have "a bottle of house red, garkon" ?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Wine pairing of 5 wines plus port, which was another £20 a head.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

That's how taster menus work
a little bit of each dish so the chef can show off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

The portions were a little larger than a typical taster menu.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

then thats v good

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)