She's highly sofisticated

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

You see, Monty, this humourous play on words or "joke" works on two levels
Firstly, it's suggesting that she enjoys high brow humour and, as such, may not understand Quinton's base wit and on the other hand, I'm suggesting that she's completely used to fisting and, in fact, loves it right up her.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i heard that she's a surrogate mother for cows
that's how much she loves fisting
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

"sophisticated" has an archaic secondary meaning of "decayed, rotten or smelly"
which I believe would also apply here.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

you're talking out of your arse
which, incidentally, with a contraction of the correct muscles, swipe can also do in the smooth baritone of brian blessed
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

No, I'm not.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

yeah but actually, you are though

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Nope.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

but you are

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)

(sophistication) (so·phis·ti·ca·tion)
(s[schwa]-fis²t[ibreve]-ka¢sh[schwa]n) [Gr. sophistikos deceitful] the adulteration of food or medicine.

also "Dishonest or misleading (rare; primarily British English)" - we don't trust smart folk round 'ere.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

adulterated meaning unsafe or impure
nothing to do with decayed, rotten or smelly.

right again, quinton. I don't know how i do it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Unsafe, which rotting milk for example, would be.
Adulterated with bacteria, for example.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

they didn't know about bacteria in archaic times though

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)

No, instead they thought sprites or witches hexed it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

yeah, see
this one gets it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Archaic just means it's not used much anymore.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

no
it goes;

Iron Age
Bronze Age
Archaic Times
Medieval Times
Queen Victoria
Disco
Big Brother
Today

twat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Stop bickering.
Dicks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Dickering

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

damn i was tempted to put SausAge in there

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Nope, I'm sorry.
I'm sure I'm being frightfully dim here, but I just cannot see the humour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

You're sothicksicated

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Have you looked under the sofa?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

h +t

cancerlols
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

she's had more hands up her than the croc from punch and judy
and a whole string of sausages
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)