Well imagine the scene:
Office kitchen, staff and nurses rushing about trying to get their fix of coffee or tea both red and green topped milk moving quickly from fridge to side and back again. Kettles filling the room with a thick steam.
When in walks your hero, PsychoChomp. He's on a mission, a mission for Doritoes. The corn snacks are staring at him from one of the two prized vending machines. The one on the left of the coke machine. PsychoChomp knows what he wants and he knows how to get it.

Because unknown to the rest of the drones in the kitchen, PsychoChomp has descovered a secret. A secret that if shared could blow the cosy little world of the kitchen apart. Our hero psychochomp, using all of his charm wit and fierce analytical brain has noticed that the vending machine on the left registers 5p pieces but then spits them out of change. A normal man would ignore that fact. But Psychochomp is no normal man. He spent time amasing 5ps for this ultimate heist. His hand swelled with the mass of 5ps, all 11 of them. He put them quickly into the vending machine desperate not to draw attention to himself. He pressed B4 with flair. And then the beautiful sound of Doritoes falling seemingly forever into the darkness. Success doritoes were now his. But they fixed the machine or some shit so I had to pay for them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tl;dr

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)

It's not explicitly clear who had the last laugh in this story.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I was moved more by glued eels tale of vending machines

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)

oh man, Eustacio Doritos got you good

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)