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If assisted suicide were legal in Tean GB who would be the arbiter of your death?Alt: Which is best, pot noodle or super noodles?
Altalt: When was the lowest point of your life, the point when you started collecting pills/perfeced nooses/sharpened the cutthroat? Has this never happened to you? Do you believe in Climie Fisher?
Altaltalt: Something about kittums
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It was the choice of noodles that did it, right?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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Jeff HATES noodles. Hates 'em.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:52,
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I like them more than I like PVC trousers.That's not saying much, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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Shut up Legoland or whatever your fucking name is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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You're like the Dominick Diamond of this place, with your little phrases and shit(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Better get used to it, quick smart.Otherwise things gets heated and it all goes to shit.
I can assure you, they are all decent folk.
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Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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teengirlboy.nlFor all your barely-legal hermaphrodite needs
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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Please tell me that's not a real site.Oh wait, it's the internet. Of course it's a real site :(
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Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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I always thought there was something suspect about him pretending to be a theme park for kids.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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It isn't spasticatedfuckwits.com either, so try to speak proper like(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
The Luggage is surely far too busy doing sex with lots of girls to bother posting under a sock account.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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Is Peter Jackson right to be making three films from 'the hobbit' ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:54,
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Apparently there is enough material to do itbut it does seem like a money-grabbing exercise
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Cheers legolas, I thought so(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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I saw some of the first one, it's pretty embarrassing stuffI mean the actors are getting a shitload to come out with that script but if they had any sense they'd dig a hole instead and jump in
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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is it finished?are there trolls and big fights and shit like LOTR or is it all gay walking about finding stuff?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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i ment de furst filum wif sean bean(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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NoPeter Jackson shouldn't be making one film of the hobbit.
He only has enough material because he has made a load of shit up to put characters from LOTR that were not in The Hobbit in to it.
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Peej, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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lets all write awful things about him on his tritter feedhe might kill himself then
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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no one comes out of it covered in glory(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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unless glory is a slang term for semen(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:41,
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Whilst I do love the book, 3 films just seems too many to me.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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You tell him.He's a dreadful character.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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You did replysorry
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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lost your chance, hatso.you snooze, you lose. you're not the ONLY one on my list, you know...
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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Right, that's itI'm joining a monestary.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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oh hello Janet, I see you're frequenting our page, how did you get roped in?promises of free cakey and home sweet home?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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i got bored of all the olympic spazzing over on /talk.there haven't been any nommy sammiches yet though. i am disappoint.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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i don't do teams.i don't play well with others.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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terrible bullying! MODS!!!!!(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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Beckham is starting to look a little Lucifer-ish, so it'd probably be him, just to keep up appearances.Alt: Super Noodles, every time.
AltAlt: Probably not long after I moved to Cheshire, was hideously down, and didn't feel comfortable here at all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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Does Lucifer also have a massive gay tache?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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It's all the bumming of people that christians don't likewhich is pretty much everybody else.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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I don't understand this at allAlt: I don't like Pot or Super. Sorry.
AltAlt: I don't feel comfortable discussing this.
Hope this helps. Luv you.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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depressing thread is depressingluckily i just got the best text pic ever - my friend is at wimbledon and zoooooomed right in on federer's arse.
he has a good arse.
and my friend is a pervert.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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I had to buy cigarettes with change yesterdayit didn't make me want to take a trip to KFC though
altalt cats are so shit, I've realised how much I don't like them quite recently. They get all up in your grill like MOW and rub their junk all over you and I'm like BITCH I don't want your fur on my face.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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I'm not enjoying this thread one bit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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What if I did a little jig?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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Well imagine the scene:Office kitchen, staff and nurses rushing about trying to get their fix of coffee or tea both red and green topped milk moving quickly from fridge to side and back again. Kettles filling the room with a thick steam.
When in walks your hero, PsychoChomp. He's on a mission, a mission for Doritoes. The corn snacks are staring at him from one of the two prized vending machines. The one on the left of the coke machine. PsychoChomp knows what he wants and he knows how to get it.
Because unknown to the rest of the drones in the kitchen, PsychoChomp has descovered a secret. A secret that if shared could blow the cosy little world of the kitchen apart. Our hero psychochomp, using all of his charm wit and fierce analytical brain has noticed that the vending machine on the left registers 5p pieces but then spits them out of change. A normal man would ignore that fact. But Psychochomp is no normal man. He spent time amasing 5ps for this ultimate heist. His hand swelled with the mass of 5ps, all 11 of them. He put them quickly into the vending machine desperate not to draw attention to himself. He pressed B4 with flair. And then the beautiful sound of Doritoes falling seemingly forever into the darkness. Success doritoes were now his. But they fixed the machine or some shit so I had to pay for them.
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It's not explicitly clear who had the last laugh in this story.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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I was moved more by glued eels tale of vending machines(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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oh man, Eustacio Doritos got you good(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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I once got a bag of crisps stuck in a vending machine and it let me pick another, which got stuck on topso I picked a bag of maltesers which were also above the blockage, then finally a can of coke which flushed it all through.
is it a better vending machine story than that?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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i like cats a lotbut i liked kristine's comment a lot too.
i'm so conflicted.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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they get all up on the table and shit and all looking at your food, like yo, you don't eat my foodif I offer you some chicken you just sniff it and walk away
plus omg cat litter boxes!!! YUCK. and they puke just any fucking where, at least my dog will go outside to puke.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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without an american accenti just can't pull any of this off.
in english:
uninvited and ignoring noises of discouragement, they leap up onto the table. they inspect the food, further ignoring disparaging cries from the diners. if any food is offered, it will be rejected with a cool blink from green eyes and a swish of an irritable tail. and their toilets stink. in addition to this, they vomit anywhere they like. at least a dog has the courtesy to go outside.
it's just NOT THE SAME.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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I think he should delete itThen we can start a new thread complaining about people who delete their threads.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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i say, that's a bit harsh, old boy!(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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When your greatest wish is to be a turtle prick stainThis is someone that should be pitied, not attacked.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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They need understanding and compassion, not abuse and derisionabout their PVC trousers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:37,
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I have tickets to an olympic eventGuess which one.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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Another thread ruined.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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and this is why you don't get your mail delivered any more.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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Whaaatt!? It's the correct answer!How can it be?
Geez, this game is too weird.
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Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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INTERESTINGyou are a pervert, but a subtle one, therefore it won't be swimming or diving or volleyball.
womens football?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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only Mens left nowI'm not that sort of pervert.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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Ok......Athletics, with chicks in lycra.
No no no!!! Paralympic Chick's Beach Vollyball!
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Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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intriguing*touches self*
tell me more
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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the clues were all there(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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midget fighting?hair wanking?
deletion race?
vending machine theft?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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