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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like the "a face like..." phrases
a welders bench
a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
it caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel/acid/an ice pick
a pizza
etc
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:37, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
hahaha! oh man, you're a delight!

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
'localboy chewing a wasp'

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
"like Monty ran head first into a parked bus"

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
"shock on his face, like localboy's expression when he turned to look at me as I penetrated his sweet little hole"

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

"indescribable pain, like dozers when he found the miniature man-trap secreted in my orifice"
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Dude, I put it in there.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)
And without using your hands, too.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
burst welly

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
been bobbing for apples in the chip pan

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
tits like a plasterer's radio.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)

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