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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A bloke working my local pub has told me he knows who I am on here. He's correct.
He's too scared to post*. The fucking pussy has been lurking for years. Given we need new victims to bully in the hope that they will kill themselves what should we say to encourage him to participate?

Alt: or should I just stab him to death with a rusty bread knife?

*Mind you, be grateful he isn't posting pictures of himself, he's an awfully ugly fucker.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:14, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Go one better and keep putting post-it notes.......
Around the pub, calling him a prick... fuck off... and DYPAKY (P=Pint)
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
I already insult all of the staff here on a regular basis.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Yeah but a post-it note with B3TA then and insult, he will know it's you and he might just MTFU and post

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
I may add some cdc's to this idea.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
Excellent

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
I think you might want to say that out aloud to yourself
& maybe rethink.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Chib the cunt.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
i don't know what chib means.
But it doesn't sound very nice.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)
assault with a weapon, preferably bladed.
The noun is also chib.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
i reckon the boredom of an extended hospital stay might push him in to it,
That's what turned me from lurker in to shitcunt.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:31, Reply)
Shiv?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
who is his favourite poster?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
Tennis girl scatching arse.
Amirite
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Me obviously. Which is why he tracked me down and got a job in my local.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahaaa
Stalkerlolz
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
does he have a login?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
*edit* to lock in

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Yes.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)
i can gaz him a picture of my cock if you reckon that might help.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Yeah get every one to bombard him with a pic of a cock, I'll get a pic of Emvee to send to him

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)
woah. ZING!

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
*doffs hat*

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Even better walk in with a huge button......
That has B3ta ignore written on it, stand at the bar and wait for him to ask what you want to drink then press it and just pretend you can't hear or see him.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
I have told him to kill himself. Doesn't seem anymore effective IRL than online. Sadly.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
Is he the landlord? and how long have you been a good patron of said establishment?
You can see where I'm going with this can't you
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Ha ha. 'b3tan causes another to become unemployed'. Do you think that would make the newsletter?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:36, Reply)
Come on Batts. that evil streak has awakened.
Apart from that think of fatal attraction, and the poor wittle bunny wabbits.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
B4shlol, I can't make It I'm afraid

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:36, Reply)
He's going to Dando your arse

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)
Only for cheap *Jill's
* I mean thrills
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
LTI.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Better than him trying to marmalade his cock up it.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Not surprise he worked out who you were, there's only 7 of you and you're not going to be "Happy"

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Thank you for that.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:37, Reply)
no problem High Tower

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Given the strength of the usual postings, if he's intimated by them and the users behind them he must be a mental defective

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:36, Reply)
It's your terrible bullying that scares them away rory

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:37, Reply)
YEAH
Bad Rory back in your box
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:39, Reply)
how can I defeat the powers of ignore 2.0 ? It takes years to grind down some posters

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Neve give up, never surrender

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)
sci fi quote

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)
*kills self*

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
New mobile phone and new log in.
And be sneeky like a ninja in slippers
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Not sure you can. After all Cr3 is super-amazing code monkey.
Apparently.

To be fair, he did me a favour and wrote me a very helpful codestring for work a couple of years ago. He's not a bad chap at all.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)
I think you're probably correct. It's taking ages for me to get served at the moment.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Maybe stand on a box

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)
NEW UNPOSTING PERSON CAN YOU SEND BATTERED HOME AS HE@S GOT A WIFE AND KID AND IS PROBABLY AN ALCOHOLIC OR CERTAINLY HAS PROBLEMS WITH ALCOHOL AND SHOULD PROBABLY PACK IT IN
CHEERS
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)
Wife and child are away tonight.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
They'd still prefer it if the old man weren't down the boozer

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
I will be home by 8.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:49, Reply)
hahahhahahhahaa

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
scream 'WOO YAY HOUPLA' in his face until he cries.
then eat a croissant on a balcony, tell a sex lie and pretend to kill yourself.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:50, Reply)
also, hentai. go in dressed as a 12 year old girl being raped by tentacles.
that'll teach him.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This wins.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)
And when you receive a drink from him say 'cheers'.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:52, Reply)
cheers.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
cheers

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
I must say that I have liked the influx of /talkers and qotwers (except for Oath, Fyre and Phantom, the pricks)
Last time this happened was when Legless's bellending got the QOTW taken down early.

It's been refreshing- new voices and that. Hopefully it'll stay like this for a bit.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
PANDERlolz

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Nobody cares what you think.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
No, nobody cares what YOU think.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
I don't like the guy who's marriage is breaking down he need to dhaakh

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Very strange all that. Never posts other than about that. Could be batshitmentalist trying yet again.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Poor old batshit, she seems very sad

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
She's got her shit together now, apparently.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)
I love you too. wanna cyber?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
YOU BETCHA!!!
*waggles eyebrows*
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I love it when you think about me when I'm not there.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
you should take the internet too seriously
And then fuck off
:)
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Ha. Perhaps I should take the pub too seriously for a change?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Pub is srs bznz.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Damn right son.
All ok?
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Aye, one more day at work then I have a week off.
Got Blousie and Noel coming up for a long weekend; some mates have organised a music festival on Sunday so we're going to that. Free tickets too, as I helped them get a £2000 grant to set it up. Where are the spouse and sprog off to?
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Sounds good. They are staying down in Richmond at a mates of the Mrs for the night. Doing something there early one the morning with the kids.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
They did it last year and it was a fucking excellent day
apart from the fact it pissed down. Good job it was in a massive marquee.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
did you see that red message at the top of your screen?
Prick.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Yes. You small penised wanker.
Will have a look tomorrow.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)
You small penis, wanker.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
You small wanker. Penis.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Wank your small penis.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
hahahahahahaha
Genuine lol
well done
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:05, Reply)

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