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I quite like plumdozer and battered.
back-story on /offtopic hate campaigns, pls.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:51, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
back-story on /offtopic hate campaigns, pls.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:51, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Jan your daughters 12 my sons 14 we should encourage a junior B3TA
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this sounds altogether wrong.
but my daughter is a b3tan in the making. some weirdo rapist-in-waiting in her year told her she'd 'never have a cock in her mouth' and she was all 'well, not yours anyway, tinydick*'
* we have addressed this with the head of year
[to clarify, she is twelve]
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but my daughter is a b3tan in the making. some weirdo rapist-in-waiting in her year told her she'd 'never have a cock in her mouth' and she was all 'well, not yours anyway, tinydick*'
* we have addressed this with the head of year
[to clarify, she is twelve]
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
is this rude or complimentary?
I've been on /talk so long i can't tell anymore
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I've been on /talk so long i can't tell anymore
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I shall search down the back of the sofa
Then I shall be the finder
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Then I shall be the finder
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Hang on, you're trying to encourage procreation between underage kids?
MODS!!!!11 etc
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MODS!!!!11 etc
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But I've still got the last lot under my tongue :(
and the medication too, roffle
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
and the medication too, roffle
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Bejazzus you've got an ear for shite music but that's just what I thought.
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she remains the only female to have a top 10 hit with the word 'penis' in her name.
and that's not to be sniffed at.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
and that's not to be sniffed at.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
oh my GOD
Dozer is such an insensitive cunt. He fucken insulted Darths bird. Saying shit like "I don't like blondes"
AND SHE IS A BLONDE!!!!!!!
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Dozer is such an insensitive cunt. He fucken insulted Darths bird. Saying shit like "I don't like blondes"
AND SHE IS A BLONDE!!!!!!!
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I thought darth was a gay?
and please don't say 'bumder' or ''quender' as both make my teeth itch.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
and please don't say 'bumder' or ''quender' as both make my teeth itch.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Not really
It was a bit less vitriolic, and a bit more EMO.
That's all.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
It was a bit less vitriolic, and a bit more EMO.
That's all.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
It was just the same as this, but with a badge.
Some of them daytime posters might like remember that there was a daytime HSH thing too, y'know.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Some of them daytime posters might like remember that there was a daytime HSH thing too, y'know.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
no he is not!!!!!!!
Ballroom dancing is much manlier than you may think, great exercise, keeping you fit with a smoking hot bird on your arm
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Ballroom dancing is much manlier than you may think, great exercise, keeping you fit with a smoking hot bird on your arm
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
those fucken quenderous bumders was just jealous
That's why they started the gay rumor
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
That's why they started the gay rumor
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
That story about the mexican wrestling midgets that got killed, by some prozzies.
I must find the link.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
I must find the link.
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Can't really remember any apart from the entire Bert/ Cat hater stuff. Choppy & Swipe don't get along, I struggle with Al a bit sometimes but nothing else springs to mind.
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Battered came to a pub, I said hello, he suffered a mental breakdown and then declared me the rudest man in the world.
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i didn't mean it.
Don't tell dozer, but you're my favourite really.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Don't tell dozer, but you're my favourite really.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
ohhmmgee here's a backstory and with added PICTURES !!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post818764
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post818764
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becky jizzbox is the one fucking her brother in case you were wondering
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sweet jebus.
who was that ginger yank bird who kept on about her tits and then posted a photo of herself in a tiny bath with said tits out?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
who was that ginger yank bird who kept on about her tits and then posted a photo of herself in a tiny bath with said tits out?
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
i found the fawning replies to her post to be the most disturbing
ur reely purty I wud luv u 4eva *spurt spurt spurt* xxx
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
ur reely purty I wud luv u 4eva *spurt spurt spurt* xxx
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
People were ranging on gingers
She posted a pic in a vest with no bra to show how hot a ranga can be, it didn't work. Not sure about the bathtub
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
She posted a pic in a vest with no bra to show how hot a ranga can be, it didn't work. Not sure about the bathtub
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I've missed so much by not being here all the time.
Maybe I ought to get a call centre job too.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Maybe I ought to get a call centre job too.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Exempt.
WARNING: Thread contains hazardous levels of smugness, delusion and sweaty-handed rapists.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
WARNING: Thread contains hazardous levels of smugness, delusion and sweaty-handed rapists.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Woodside - you found that far too quickly
I wear glasses, but not in the bath.
EDIT - I would - but then again at the moment I'd do a snake if you held it's head down.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
I wear glasses, but not in the bath.
EDIT - I would - but then again at the moment I'd do a snake if you held it's head down.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Pretty good eh?
There are two things to learn from this, don't tell anyone anything about yourself, don't let them get pictures of you.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
There are two things to learn from this, don't tell anyone anything about yourself, don't let them get pictures of you.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
uh
i didn't know I was. If I was I'd put more effort in.
Besides girls have to be bitchy at each other, it's the law
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
i didn't know I was. If I was I'd put more effort in.
Besides girls have to be bitchy at each other, it's the law
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
You spread for the thread?
Oh K, I thought you were a good christian girl
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Oh K, I thought you were a good christian girl
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
i heard from someone they were either a racist or a paedophile or both
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
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Battered's a prince among men.
By which I mean he's a midget with a fetish for purple and got dumped by Scots chanteuse Sheena Easton.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
By which I mean he's a midget with a fetish for purple and got dumped by Scots chanteuse Sheena Easton.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
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