lets just imagine for a second you did go,
Which would have you preferred,

1. Poking the lady while the man watched and touched himself
2. Spit roast, so you could look to guy straight in the eye
3. Being in the middle so you could have a bit of cock in your botty
4. Poking the man while the lady watched.
5. Hanging from your balls by a rope while the both hit you with dildos and screamed the lords prayer in your face.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm no scientist
but I'm pretty sure all of those things would totally get me pregnant. Unless, of course, I jump up and down afterwards.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

i ninjad it.
Sorry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Ah well
It's not much of a choice, anyway. Everybody knows that high-fiving and congratulating your bro on his technique is the only way to do these things, so option number 2.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

There's always 6. the DP option.
Though I think this only exists in porn, as I've heard of people doing all sorts of things IRL but never that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

One in each hole I can understand
but when they both have their willys in the same hole, that must feel really, really weird.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I imagine there's a chafage consideration there, too

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Probably why porn actors are waxed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I've always had kroney down as an ass to mouth kindof guy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I would just liek to point out that I'm crippingly hungover
and don't need any further nudges towards vomiting. Ta.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

You should ensure that it is cleaned before putting it in your mouth then.
and watch that gag reflex.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1700291
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

You should probably google for 2 girls one cup then.
cheer you up no end.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I just want to know what they're all supposed to do with their legs.
They must need at least one double-amputee for DVDA.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

That's not actually real
it was invented by Trey Parker for one of his films.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Although isn't it the name of his band not a film thing?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Yes, it is..
think the band gets mentioned in South Park-The Movie though as well
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)

High fives and winks
and oranges for half-time when you change ends.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

A towelling down and a pep talk

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

The important thing is that he pads it out to a full page, convoluted simile-ridden, made up story for qotw.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I should let my old mate Yorkshire Rob loose on /QOTW.
They genuninely wouldn't know what hit them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

R.I.P. FrankSpencer
4eva in our harts
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

His story about bible camp is one of the funniest things I've read.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Frankspencer's sex lies weren't really painted as anything but that though, were they?
Whereas all of SpankyHanky's sexploits DEFINITELY HAPPENED
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

That's what set them a class apart.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Unfortunately "screwed by the man" has finished

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Also, morning badgo.
Long time, no see. How are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Hey tangles.
Not bad, ta. Been tied up with work and that in the US. How's you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Get you and your international jet-setting lifestyle.
I'm also 'not bad', although perhaps a little tired from late night shenanigans.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

My legs are tired
I thought I hadn't run for a week, but when I checked my logs I realised it had actually been 2.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

That's not a typing error, is it?
You keep a log of your running?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Darth gets rid of his in some bushes I hear

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)

It's not as much fun as it sounds.
Although I did get to drive a stupidly huge SUV thing for a week and crush other puny humans.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)