Plumdozer, you've seen my tribute to your dead hamster and yet you still have me on ignore. What's that all about? What more can I do here?
Also, I'm going to have to say this because it's really starting to irritate me. You keep questioning why I would "act like such a dick online". Can you not see the stunning hypocrisy of that statement? Can you really not see it?

I'll make it nice and clear so even an apparent moron like you can understand it (note, I said apparent. I'm sure you're "lovely IRL" or some such shit).

You have spent a lot of time posting offensive replies to people on QOTW. You've also been abusive to people on the off topic board. And yet, despite this, you still consider that you are whiter than white and yet I, when I question some of the retarded shit you come out with, am "being a dick online".

Can you still not see the hypocrisy in your position?

I know what the problem is really, it's quite plain for everyone to see. You fancy me and you're scared that seeing my posts day in, say out, you won't be able to stop yourself from throwing yourself at me. It's okay, I get it. I'm a very attractive person. But I just don't swing that way. At least not for you.

EDIT - Anyone around of a saturday evening? I've done some DIY and I'm currently tidying up, but I might pop back later to see if Dozer has manned up and apologised.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:41, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You could at least ask me what I had for lunch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)

What did you have for lunch, Jeff?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Nothing.
I slept until mid afternoon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Hi Jeff, how is your life?
I heard a good thing about you the other week. It made me happy to hear it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Life is good thanks Al.
What DIY have you done today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Sanding paint off the bathroom ceiling so I can repaint it and hopefully not have it peel this time.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)

A wank.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Well his wife is away...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Somone should also point out to him
that "chicks" pick up worms, and no-one "digs" anything except holes, and hasn't since the 70s.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Dozer, stop gazzing me, I'm not going to respond to it.
Talk to me on the board like a real man.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Calm down Al
What DIY have you been doing? I was landscaping the garden but it just got too hot. So an early start for me in the morning to get more done before it heats up too much again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)

I tied up our loganberries earlier, I was gonna cut the grass but I had loads of laundry hanging out.
I've just finished wiping down the bathroom after the sanding. Might get the first coat of paint on this evening after dinner, but now it's time for a cold beer.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I honestly don't know why people call you a prick, in a serious way. I recon you're safe, ain't seen you do anything prickly before.
I got JD sessimi seed crunchy chicken, JD buffaloes wings and half rack of ribs from TGIF it's well nice, even got extra JD sauce.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:50, Reply)

I saw Ted, it has lots of funny moments but lots of medioca bits.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Oh don't tell me that, I'm really looking forward to seeing it next week.
Tell me it's amazing.

Also, what is JD?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Jack Daniels.
There was more real lol moments than most comedy films have, but I didn't find it as real lol as most people seemed to do. If you like family guy, then you'd like this.

My laptop won't book and I'm like Oh Shit cus I can't do any work without it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)

YOU ARE SUCH A DICK ONLINE THAT I AM GOING TO PUT YOU ON UBER-IGNORE WITH ALL SEVENTY OF MY ACCOUNTS

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:43, Reply)

THIS IS THE SINGLE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE ON THE INTERNET AT ANY POINT EVER

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Even I don't ignore you

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I'm too dull to be ignored
Im the b3tan Everyman. Ignore's for pricks anyway
( Kroney, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)

WOULD YOU STOP BEING A DICK ALREADY
NO ONE FANCIES YOU
YOU LIKE KELLY CLARKSON, YOU MASSIVE GAY
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Oh K, that really hurts coming from you.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)