I saw a surprisingly entertainingly band last night.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVuoa6v_cJI

And I went out for Tapas.

When was the last time you became a massive bender without realising until the morning after?

Alt: Something else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 9:08, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm off to Lords for an exciting day of cricket!
I suspect I will end the day really quite red and quite pissed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I'm off to the one-dayer next Friday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

It is so hit here today, I'm in the shade at the momEnt as well
Not a breath of wind. Oh well cold lager it is
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Dammit missed a wicket having a shit
Damn you coffee damn you to hell!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I dunno about being a bender. Narcoleptic/utterly exhausted maybe though.
I slept a really quite ridiculous amount last night. 10:30pm through to about 9am. Popped on facebook to wish my mum a happy birthday, thought "oh yeah, 10 more minutes.". Didn't wake up til nearly 1:30. And it's 7:20pm now and I'm tired again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Poor the Poppet.
Upsidedown-land sounds a bit shit at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

You lazy shit, I've just been for a 7 mile run and it's fucking baking outside

(Bazongaloid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I don't think I'm lazy, more extremely sleep deprived.
I usually get between 8-10 hours a night, and I don;t think I've gotten more than 4 or 5 in one hit since the monday before last.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Too much wanking?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Not enough sex makes me an insomniac.
Really need that late night exercise to wear me out, you know?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Oh yeah, tell your mum I said 'happy birthday'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Yeah, tell her both me and Jeff wish her a "happy birthday"
She'll know what we mean.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

uhhh, "Happy Birthday"?
The usual felicitation on the day of being expelled from someone's uterus?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Or let somebody back in.
Or somebodies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Oof. That's a criminal cover.
I hope Peggy's corpse comes back and rips out her throat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Landscaping & work on shed paused due to thunderstorm.
This morning I realised I have a horribly bad reaction to insect bites - one in particular has made half my arm swell up massively. Does this make me a massive bender?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Nah, but watch out for cellulitis.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I have never been a massive bender.
Never.
Alt: I definitely have done something else, though.
Alright, moy luvver? ow biss?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

He doesn't care, b3th, the massive canine-fucking wanker.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

couple of weeks ago,
Was in a pub garden with a few of the bikers I used to ride with, and pointed out a delightful stained glass window in the house opposite the pub. Bent as a bendy benderson.

Alt: chicken.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

This wins.
Or loses. Or woses.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I gone done made a record label
www.facebook.com/pages/Gonzs-Professional-Music-Services-TM-c/256808477755604
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)