I don't know man. My week is already off to a bad start. I really don't see how it can come close to being better than yours.
I almost completely passed out today when I was in my anatomy prac, and I was watching the instructional video on how to vivisect our toads - and then they brought them in and I couldn't do it. It's the first time I've ever found myself unable to even participate in a prac class, and it was horrible. FYI, if you've never had one, whiteouts are not fun. At all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think you should man up and fuck those toads shit right the fuck up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I tried. The bit between the video showing us how to humanely kill the toad by severing the aorta and the smell of the toads as they were brought in, I was all "Okay, it's just a dissection, you can do this."
And then I looked into the tubs, and I could see them breathing and their pulse in their throat and I lost my shit. Am SO glad I"m not going into biology, and that I"m going to be focusing on cellular and biochemical stuff instead!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I like toads
in fact i stopped the car to rescue one from the road just last week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

These were big fat fucking cane toads.
they're a pest, which is why we were allowed to use them. But I just couldn't do it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

yeah cane toads are shit, british toads are sweet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I have them all the time, doc reckons it's a type of migrane

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Don't fall under a bus
xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I'll try but i can't promise anything
If i do die will you promise to have a lolb4sh in my honor?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Apart from Piston turning up by mistake who else will turn up?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

if someone bought my tickets I might.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)

*takes note*
so far we've got one maybe, who'll have to be paid to turn up

this is another successful b3tab4sh in the making
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

You can add my name to the list
of people who won't be attending.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I haven't had one for a long time.
But my breathing went all funny and I felt cold all over and my head went so light I had to hold it up by leaning it onto my hand on the table. And then I had my usual predictable reaction of feeling so horribly sick in that I burst into tears.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Sounds like me when I read a Naked Ape post

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)