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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How old is too old? Plenty of hot women/handsome chaps in their forties these days, but is there a rule for how far one can go?
alt: You know how i know you're gay? you like Coldplay.

altalt:ponytail, combover or buzz cut, how will you take going bald?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:09, 210 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
altalt. That's cruel.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Why, it'll happen to many of us at some point*
*not me though, strong hair genes in my family
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
i sincerely hope never to go bald
unless you mean other than the head, in which case waxing or permanent laser hair removal. certainly NOT a ponytail or a combover.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
How much would it cost to gte your legs lasered so no hair ever grew again and how would that compare to the cost of a lifetimes shaving/waxing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
it depends completely on how hairy your legs are in the first place
normally takes between 6-12 sessions. there is some cynicism in my mind as to whether the salons do it as thoroughly as they could - why charge for 6, when they could charge for 12?

i'd have thought about £1,500 for legs, let's say. salon near me does a deal, £3,000 for any body parts you like, over 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
There's no such thing as too old is there?
I don't personally find many women in their 40s attractive, but I probably will when I'm in my 40s
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Jennifer Aniston is in her forties, and has a hot body

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I agree, and I think I would enjoy her company.
Not saying there aren't attractive 40 year olds. Just that I don't find the same proportion of women in their 20s and and women in their 40s year attractive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
She seems like an interesting and well read conversationalist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
haha, by this you mean that she's a self centred slut !!
you are very comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Just look at his sig,
punalicious.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
his house is really a joke factory

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
You should see his wifes collection of comedy fridge magnets.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I've seen her twat :O <<<

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
You've met Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
unfortunately

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
We had a 1 on 1 bash, it was AWESOME
we made balloon animals and called each other cunts and got totally pissed on real ale
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
AND then your mum came to pick you up and take you home

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Your mum is fine, your gran is too far.
Alt: You can call me gay all you like, but don't you dare accuse me of liking Coldplay.

Altalt: I think I may have dodged that bullet. I will turn 36 on Thursday and still have a full head of hair.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Are you planning on DYAAKY on thursday, as otherwsie you have a few years left yet
gran's been dead for 30 years so probably is a little too old
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
A few years left for what?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
to go bald

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
It is getting less and less likely
Most men who go bald are well aware of it by their twenties, often earlier (see scarpe's post below).
I am still showing no signs of losing any.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
yeah, but when you are 80
actually do vegetarians even live that long?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
We live long and smug lives.
Just ask Linda McCartney.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I'm thinning out but it's an all over thing.
No male pattern baldness as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I'm 32, I would only realistically go up to 35 currently and maybe not even that far depending on wastage.
I am very shallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
and you've been single how long, again?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Single as in not in a relationship
or single as in not getting any action?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
anything that justifies shallowness, old buddy old pal

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I believe the term is
"enjoying being single".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)

enjoying being single I am unable to meet anyone who would even contemplate sharing a bed with me let alone any bodily fluids, but i can't admit this to myself or anyone else so I'll pretend it is my decision
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I've been 13 years older than me. A t the time that seemed fine. But at the age I am now, that makes her 51, which doesn't seems quite right.
Alt: Shaved head. Luckily I have the right shaped head for it to look OK. Which is handy, as I've had to shave it since I was about 26. And probably should have started doing it about three years before that.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
ok, the typo in the first sentence made the bit in bold v hard to understand at first!
trannie lols
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
At the tender age of 39 my hair is starting to thin a little. I have it buzzed to a grade 3 every 3 weeks. When the rest goes I will go down to a grade 2 or possibly 1.
I do not like Coldplay's music, but I have met Chris Martin a couple of dozen times over the last few years as we're both involved with a particular charity. He's a good bloke for a vegetarian.

In other news I have accidentally drilled in to my left thumbnail. It fucking hurts, to the point where I have been feeling sick and lightheaded. I need to go back to work to recover.

EDIT: I have edited this post to highlight my injury as I appear to not be getting any sympathy from you bastards.


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Uh oh, somebody'd better call the waaaahmbulance

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
It is extremely painful. To the point that I feel sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Buck up, Nancy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Have a giant brown moth to say thanks for your sympathy


You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
That doesn't seem fair :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
If that thing came at me
I would kill others to get out of its way. It's the size of that guy's HAND
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Don't panic - that's Battered's hand.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Check out this bad boy

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Ugh. They're furry. Not cute furry like a cat
but WRONG FURRY
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
imagine how that would feel
crawling on the back of your leg or neck, all tickly and furry
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Die

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Imagine it flying towards your face...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
You too

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1708649
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Pfft whatever Susan
"Oh no, I've chipped a nail!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
this made me laugh
which is harsh because had you posted a [ ], i would have screamed and screamed.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Spider clearly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh
delete delete delete
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
For some reason I think it may be this image that she doesn't like

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
fuuuuuck
get rid get rid get rid

that thing is more effective than 2.0 for making things disappear
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
You big wimp. It's fucking cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
At least I'm scared of real stuff.
Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
it's fucking heinous
and clearly at the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
The problem is your thumb is swelling and trying to pull your thumb nail off.
Stick it in ice and take some asprin or ibuprofen to reduce the swelling.
Have you got blood trapped under the nail? If so might be worth going to a walk in center where they'll drill a small hole in your thumb to let it out. I've had it happen twice, very very painful.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
The nail has split & blood is leaking out of underneath it. Good idea about the asprin.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Ahh not exactly the same as mine. Mine was hit with a hammer and trapped in bike frame.
So the blood couldn't get out. Still it's the swelling pulling against the nail that's causing that horrible pain so get the swelling down and you'll be ok.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Alternativley if you're a bit bear grylls, you can stick a paper clip into a cork.
Heat it on the hob until it's red hot and burn a hole through you nail to release the pressure.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
and take photos to sjow us so we can lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
He's already drilled into his nail
having someone else do it as well seems like an unlikely cure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
they could drill him a nice smiley face into it,
to cheer him up everytime he looks at it
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
theres something not quite right
doing someone who could be your mums age...(or older)

Freud would have a hayday
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
that depends on how old you are though doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
on how old your mum is, you mean
tia sharpe's delightful family are a shining example of this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
bring back hanging. that's what i say

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
When Im hungover - Im hanging...

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I dont know
doing a lady - the same age as your mum would defo remind you of your mum... tone of voice, feel of skin...

....smell of piss..
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I don't really know how I'm goign to cope if I get actual baldness
I look best with a decent spread of hair, on account of having a stupid pumpkin head. I'd look like a fucking idiot bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
It's a good job you "enjoy being single" really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)

being single wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Yep
Married life sure puts an end to that, eh Battered?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
It took a couple of months after the baby was born before my wanking reduced due to 'normal service being resumed'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
women can be so selfish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
It's not rape if you're married right?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I dunno, ask Gorgeous George

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
you have an orange yanked out of your nostril
then see how much you feel like sticking your little finger up it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Dunno why having been pregnant
means she can't give you a blowie every once in a while, even if Junior did explode her biff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Or present her brown eye to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I know, right? Least she could do.
Bloody women.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
THey're sort of the same thing straight after birth aren't they?
Split down the middle so you can't be expected to tell the difference.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Seriously Nakers
It's an affliction. It's not polite to make fun of the afflicted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Poor old leperous Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Whilst I've got hair I do alright.
I am afraid that I might be a modern day Samson :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I quite like older women.
If she's attractive, she's attractive. I'm definitely not ageist.

And this is a very apt line of questioning- I gave myself a buzzcut on Saturday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
So are you going to replace Hercules with another hamster that looks the same so that you don't notice the difference?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
got a rescue hamster on Sunday.
She'll never replace him, but she has a proper home now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
they have rescue centres for hamsters?
what do they call them, restaurants for snakes?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
No, silly, he means like a St Bernard is a rescue dog.
It has a tiny thimble of brandy hanging fromn it's neck and everything. Rescue hamsters are a much under appreciated tool in post earthquake aid, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
they are nocturnal
and have no means of defending themselves. no wonder the silly sods are extinct in the wild.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
they aren't nocturnal.
They're crepuscular.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
As are moths apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Hamsters certainly are craptacular, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
it's rare I'm on Dozer's side
but rodents are great pets and just don't live long enough
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

crepuscular pointless
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Battered has one for when he goes skiing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Thats to pull his sled along though.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I like this very very much

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I can't believe no-one has pushed this point further
you can get rescue hamsters? seriously? what the actual fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that the whole dying/dead hamster thing is all INTERNET LIES

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
rspca
Plus pet shops offer adoption for older ones they can't sell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I'm just genuinely impressed people re-home hamsters.
the pet shop thing makes sense though, absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
there's a rodent rescue round here somewhere
I've not been there, because I'm a big wuss and I will adopt them all without considering the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
The consequesnces would be TASTY.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
holy fuck there's hundreds of them
homesweethomehamsterrescue.co.uk/

haha it would be called home sweet home...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
*resists temptation to post a picture of a dead hamster*

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Didn't Vivian have a hamster
in The Young Ones?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Yes. Called Special Patrol Group.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
:( for Hercules
:) for rescue hamster - how is she taking to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
very nervous
She is only 14 weeks old.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
awww
there's a possibility I might be adopting a guinea pig soon - a friend of someone at work who has one who needs some looking after
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Nice deep fried apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Battered, one might say
Chips look shite though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
The tomato sauce
Will have been cleverly hidden in the cheeks of the hamster, like a povvo chicken kiev.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Isn't all Chicken Kiev povvo Chicken Kiev?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

adopting eating
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
People always say this about guinea pigs
never about dogs and cats. Perhaps I should remind them about Korean Dog restaurants everytime they talk about them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Loads of animals are perfectly edible
it's all about cultural choices.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Horse meat is lovely.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Giraffe's quite tasty.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I like fray bentos but I've never seen a live one

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
is this prison slang?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
*coughs water all over the place laughing*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
HEY! Look everyone!
I'm back! (at least until I fall asleep). You must have missed me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I wish I'd missed my thumb with that fucking drill. It's throbbing like the groin of a catholic priest during choir practice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
oops
that was silly, how did you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I slipped whilst securing the roof on to my new shed.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
You are going to get stepped again if you keep going on about this external building of yours.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Only if I post about it on QOTW
OT is ok apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Are you suggesting that the offtopic mod is a lazy, soft-touch, who rarely attends her post?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Not at all. The OT mod is delightful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
The mods here
have super powers of irony
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Ain't no party like a Cavy Custard Apple Ring party

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
damn right

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Who did you see?
And were they good?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I will do a list
once I've had sleep - We left site at about 2:30 this morning, got home 3:45 and I've been at work all day.

The most fun bits were the bands in Chai Wallas (lots of world music-y bluesy kind of things, including a band who I was sat with round the campfire Saturday - btw this is not a very good Monty-esque story, don't get excited)

Oh, and one fun bit was Robin Ince reading sections of 'Crabs on the Rampage) while Pictish Trail did some improv music over the top. It was perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
World music is my favourite kindof music
I really like Paul Simon the best
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I find it an odd term
Isn't all music 'world music'?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
yeah, but I'm too tired to come up with proper descriptions
there were lots with musicians from all over the place. Lots of drums and strange instruments and fun dancing and dreads
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
+ Paul Simon

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
+ lefty hand wringing

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
i wring both hands

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
you must weep over your festival carbon footprint
if you send me fifty quid I'll offset it at my special Ugandan plantation of tress from magic beans
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
excellent
I've also been working on shrinking my feet to reduce my footprint. It uses whale spleens and panda breath
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Binding your feet is quite good for reducing your footprint, I've heard.
Those Chinese invented everything way early, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
right
I've got a vice in the shed (shed as vice seems popular round here already) I'll just get a bunch of bandages, should be a doddle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
No, I'm not answering those questions, I'm sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
How are we ever to get inside the real Two Hats?
You're such an enigma.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in hats

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
two of them.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
At LEAST two

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
haiiiii eeee iiii, haiiiiiii, Oooo aiiiii aiiii aiiiieeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
*pan pipes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
*returns to innocence*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Ah, Return to Innocence
That takes me back *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I can't stop siniging in my head now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I don't know it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
enjoy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
After this I might listen to some "Deep Forest"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
oh yes you do
mediocre piping shit that was out in about 1990
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Are they the ones that did that Gregorian chanting one?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
not sure
then there was "the beloved" with that freaky video where they were all naked.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
The Sun Rising.
One of my roommates had that album. She used to play it all the time.
That song was quite nice, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
indeed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9DxYhqmKw
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I hate this subthread.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
and yet I heard the subthread loves you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
If I close my eyes i can imagine myself in a garden centre

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I didn't like this shit the first time around
and I was only bloody thirteen or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Neither did I really, it was a novelty act really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds of ridicule.
Alt: I am not, and I certainly don't. Except Viva La Vida. For some reason I really love that song.
Altalt: wig. Funky purple one with curls. I'll look like Grotbags goth cousin.

^Also, Tangles is now on my LIST.^
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
oh I would totally go for a wig
think of the fun you could have changing your hair everyday without that bothersome business with hairdressers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I'm going to the hairdressers this week.
TRUFAX.
I figure it's about time I had a total hairstyle change. I am very excited about this.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
what is it now and what are you planning?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
it's kind of pink and spiky now
i think she should keep the spikes but go purple on one side
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
really?! fair enough
doesn't sound like it's very long which would be restrictive
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
About five shades of blonde (for some reason it won't make up its mind)
quite long, very fine, and kind of curly but not curly enough to look good.

It's going to get shorter, and hopefully have some kind of shape to it so it looks passable in company.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
fiftty shades of blonde
lollity lol
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I've told my mum to put that book down immediately
and pick up some Anais Nin. That's some better-written filth, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I hate going to hairdressers
what's it going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Oh man, I'd rather go to the dentist than the hairdresser.
It's the sitting there, making small talk, while staring at your stupid fat face in a massive mirror that I really hate.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
i read magazine these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
You have to take your glasses off to get your hair cut
which renders me pretty much blind, as far as reading goes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
get a book in braile

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is why I don't understand why girls with alopecia get so upset

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Oh I totally would be upset
hair is inexplicably part of one's identity. I need mine to hide behind and/or flick around while dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Probably the losing their eyebrows and eyelashes, etc.
And teh whole stress and trauma that comes with alopecia in the first place.

The people in my family (well, the side I take after) have notoriously thinning hair, which also goes white very young.
Not a great look for women.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
i was joking btw...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
i refuse to believe this
we take this SERIOUSLY here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
My thumb still fucking hurts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
are we going to get updates on this
every 10 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
great

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
You're welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
It's a pity you didn't drill through your typing finger.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)

finger dobber
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Or your head.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
If you had done I wouldn't have to listen to your moaning.
Go and get somebody to put a plaster on it and give you a lolly for being brave already.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Fucks sake.
I've escaped here to get AWAY from moaning old biddies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Have you put it in ice?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Yep. I am now trying a bag of frozen peas.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
It will come off eventually
and there will be a tiny little new nail underneath
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
What a bunch of jobsworths, out the door at 5pm sharp rather than wasting time on hre, unbelievable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'm here til 6
I just don't want to talk to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:47, Reply)
You tell him kroney

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
It still hurts. Despite Ibruprofen, ice and a bag of frozen peas. So now I am trying Amstel to see if that does the trick.
Just thought you'd all like to know. You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
The finger?
Soz I missed that earlier, whats the damage?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:02, Reply)

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