No, silly, he means like a St Bernard is a rescue dog.
It has a tiny thimble of brandy hanging fromn it's neck and everything. Rescue hamsters are a much under appreciated tool in post earthquake aid, you know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

they are nocturnal
and have no means of defending themselves. no wonder the silly sods are extinct in the wild.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

they aren't nocturnal.
They're crepuscular.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

As are moths apparently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Hamsters certainly are craptacular, yes.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

it's rare I'm on Dozer's side
but rodents are great pets and just don't live long enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

crepuscular pointless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Battered has one for when he goes skiing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Thats to pull his sled along though.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I like this very very much

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)