We're co-ebaying.
He does the descriptions, I do the typing.
He seems to speak a different form of English to every human I've ever worked with. Apparently he's just 'logical' because he's an engineer, and I'm just being 'silly'.
I'm THIS fucking close to lamping him. *holds fingertips half an inch apart*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Have you tried Dragon Dictation? It's actually pretty good.
There was someone in the cab office who was the biggest fucking moron in the world who made me type out letters on plentoffish and do all the typing in his poker.

If he's an egineer then he should be able to type good enough not to need a dictator.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)

"If you were any good at being an engineer we'd be in a house twice the size and I'd have half the work to do 'cus we'd have the maid you think I am".
Then storm off yelling "YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAITENED IT MISTER INTERLECTUAL PROPERTY".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Excellent^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

If he hadn't got divorced (or even married in teh first place)
he'd probably be well rich by now.
And I'd be living the life of riley.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)