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What would it take to get you to commit a murder?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:51, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:51, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I certainly hope you hold him, thrill him and kiss him beforehand
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
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Working with my husband.
Seriously, I'm fucking close.
Someone cheer me up before I eat my own body weight in chocolate.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Seriously, I'm fucking close.
Someone cheer me up before I eat my own body weight in chocolate.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
A clown lost his job last week
He's taking his employers to a tribunal for funfair dismissal.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
He's taking his employers to a tribunal for funfair dismissal.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
We're co-ebaying.
He does the descriptions, I do the typing.
He seems to speak a different form of English to every human I've ever worked with. Apparently he's just 'logical' because he's an engineer, and I'm just being 'silly'.
I'm THIS fucking close to lamping him. *holds fingertips half an inch apart*
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
He does the descriptions, I do the typing.
He seems to speak a different form of English to every human I've ever worked with. Apparently he's just 'logical' because he's an engineer, and I'm just being 'silly'.
I'm THIS fucking close to lamping him. *holds fingertips half an inch apart*
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Have you tried Dragon Dictation? It's actually pretty good.
There was someone in the cab office who was the biggest fucking moron in the world who made me type out letters on plentoffish and do all the typing in his poker.
If he's an egineer then he should be able to type good enough not to need a dictator.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
There was someone in the cab office who was the biggest fucking moron in the world who made me type out letters on plentoffish and do all the typing in his poker.
If he's an egineer then he should be able to type good enough not to need a dictator.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
"If you were any good at being an engineer we'd be in a house twice the size and I'd have half the work to do 'cus we'd have the maid you think I am".
Then storm off yelling "YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAITENED IT MISTER INTERLECTUAL PROPERTY".
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Then storm off yelling "YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PAITENED IT MISTER INTERLECTUAL PROPERTY".
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
If he hadn't got divorced (or even married in teh first place)
he'd probably be well rich by now.
And I'd be living the life of riley.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
he'd probably be well rich by now.
And I'd be living the life of riley.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
you just reminded me
Malc owes me 5 grand, two monkeys and a pony
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Malc owes me 5 grand, two monkeys and a pony
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
God, I've missed you
All I need now is for Mono to come back, and I can sleep again.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
All I need now is for Mono to come back, and I can sleep again.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I'll be back proper tomoz
Right now I gotta keep my bitches straight
(One's a shittynese, the other's a staff)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Right now I gotta keep my bitches straight
(One's a shittynese, the other's a staff)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Are you saying that Malc offered you that sum of money to kill someone?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Murder? Never
I'm one of these crazy, laughable people that actually values human life.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm one of these crazy, laughable people that actually values human life.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Keep your friends close
and the bodies of your victims under the floorboards of your south london flat
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
and the bodies of your victims under the floorboards of your south london flat
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Sweating like Tia Sharp's granddad when cash in the attic come round
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Nothing really, I wouldn't be able to plan to kill someone without going.
"maybe this isn't the smartest move"
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
"maybe this isn't the smartest move"
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
If soneone was trying to kill me or
any of my family, especially the kids, and the way to stop it was to kill them, I'd kill them.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
any of my family, especially the kids, and the way to stop it was to kill them, I'd kill them.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Yeah it wouldn't be murder.
Probably not even manslaughter if there was a legitimate threat to your life/family.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Probably not even manslaughter if there was a legitimate threat to your life/family.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Maybe now, yes
but 3 or 4 years ago you'd have been done, thankfully the CPS seem to take a more "natural justice" view these days.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
but 3 or 4 years ago you'd have been done, thankfully the CPS seem to take a more "natural justice" view these days.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I bet every parent has one child they probably wouldn't go to those lengths for though
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Oh my
Perhaps you could come up to my apartment first, and....inspect my etchings?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Perhaps you could come up to my apartment first, and....inspect my etchings?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I think you should start off cooking animal vaginas gonz
and not jump in at the deep end like this
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
and not jump in at the deep end like this
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I see the idiot farm has had a breakout again.
www.b3ta.com/questions/footinmouthtwo/post1709419
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/footinmouthtwo/post1709419
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Right now?
very little. A week before we were due to fly out, and with me having paid for almost everything, including his flights, tennis boy has just told me he's not coming on holiday.
Free trip to Barcelona, anyone?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
very little. A week before we were due to fly out, and with me having paid for almost everything, including his flights, tennis boy has just told me he's not coming on holiday.
Free trip to Barcelona, anyone?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
No
it is a money issue. I was also told off for not being supportive.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
it is a money issue. I was also told off for not being supportive.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
"How much do I have to pay you?"
"£200 darling"
"I thought it was £15, love"
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
"£200 darling"
"I thought it was £15, love"
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
There is a definite correlation: woman poster on B3ta = has a shit boyfriend/ husband.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Are there too many blacks there?
Why are you still with that guy?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Why are you still with that guy?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
You can't choose who you fall in love with.
Some of us wouldn't choose the partners we have, if you could. Ask your missus...
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Some of us wouldn't choose the partners we have, if you could. Ask your missus...
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Now With Easy Clean Full Digestive Tract!
so you don't have to sit in restaraunts alone
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
so you don't have to sit in restaraunts alone
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
there's a number of hideously ugly fat people on this very board who would jump at the apportunity to share the same room with another person let alone a woman
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
It could be worse. You could have drilled in to your left thumb like I did yesterday. It hurts. A lot.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
You're bearing it with fortitude, though.
I've heardly heard you complain at all.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I've heardly heard you complain at all.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I did text a photo of it to Jeff yesterday in response to a question about my serious maiming.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Oh berk =(
Move on, he sounds more and more like a royal dickhead and treats you like a mug. Do you really need this kind of shit in your life?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Move on, he sounds more and more like a royal dickhead and treats you like a mug. Do you really need this kind of shit in your life?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)
*stolen from my own facebook 'cus I totally made it up myself 'cus I'm really whitty*
We should get Bruno Mars and Meatloaf together to form a list of realistic expectations of things one would do for love.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
We should get Bruno Mars and Meatloaf together to form a list of realistic expectations of things one would do for love.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
totally nicked my own reponse to your witty facebook post
The mighty Loaf is a little non-commital viz-a-viz what he wouldn't do for someone. I mean, all the running into hell and back is fine, and shows the potential roots of a strong bond, but if the thing he won't do is "stop masturbating over pictures of your mum" then I think the relationship is off to a pretty rocky start.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
The mighty Loaf is a little non-commital viz-a-viz what he wouldn't do for someone. I mean, all the running into hell and back is fine, and shows the potential roots of a strong bond, but if the thing he won't do is "stop masturbating over pictures of your mum" then I think the relationship is off to a pretty rocky start.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
would it make a good photograph
I'll do anything (ish) for art
btw - the guinea pig I may or may not be adopting is called Gonzo
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I'll do anything (ish) for art
btw - the guinea pig I may or may not be adopting is called Gonzo
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
yeah', well, yeah', well.... well.... yeah'...... well..... if you called it Naked_Ape it would ..... yeah', well....well...welll...yeah. THAT.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
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