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Whatchya listening to today? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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At present I'm listening to 5 finger death punchHow about you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:49,
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Now some Mariachi El bronx - Quinceniera(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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double thatClimbing up the walls - radiohead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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Some Jack Johnson.ain't listened to him in years.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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I heard a song of his on the radio this morningIt was like bad karaoke
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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This is why the only time I listen to the radio is for sports commentary.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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I'm still not sure what I think of them, to me, they sound a little like they're trying to be Stone Sour(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:56,
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i downloaded a couple of albums on a whim, pretty backround reallyI don't feel strongly either way
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:57,
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people whiningsame as every other day, really. I'm going to soundproof my fucking office, I swear.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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have you tried asking them politely to keep the noise down, As its really hard to wank to their stupid nasal voice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:10,
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This I am going to try.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:25,
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The printer beeping every 5 minutes.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:56,
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I swear, despite all evidence suggesting otherwise, he isn't the only thing I listen to.But I am currently listening to 'Pram Town' by Darren Hayman & The Secondary Modern.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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My dogbarking at everyone who passes the house whilst I try to look for a job.
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it'll be just next to the childhood hopes and dreams(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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Oh Rory, what would we do without your beautiful melancholy?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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I'm the board Elpis, without me you are nothing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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should probably train the dog better.Maybe your lack of commitment in ensuring a well behaved dog, is also reflected in your work ethic, hence why you are now unemployed?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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are you saying he was sacked for shitting in the middle of the office?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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Dogs bark, get over yourselfI really should not rise to your bait but she is doing her job which she has been trained for - to alert me of possible intruders.I have an excellent work ethic and have glowing refs but sadly there is bugger all out there and very fierce competition. I sincerely hope you don't find yourself redundant and in the same position.
Did I steal your action man as a child by any chance?
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you trained your dog to bark at people not coming into your house?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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NoShe is trained to alert me of possible intruders - as I live on a busy main road there are no end of potential suspects!
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Mine broke a few weeks ago, I bought some more, tru story(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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it's not like you drilled through your thumb or anything(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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i've heard they sell them in tesco now.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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Piss off you don't have a Tesco near youWhere do you live, in a pineapple under the sea?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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Well see if they have earphonesBlimey, do we have to do all the work, Chomp?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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so you lied to us.Why?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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Tesco express wouldn't stock a decent supply of headphones.So I disregarded their existence.
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You don't know that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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look, If you're scared of the security guard, I'm sure someone can gold your hand as you walk past him. He's lovely really.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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WINDY PIG IN 'KING MIDAS' SHOCKERMORE ON THIS STORY AS IT HAPPENS
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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its a curse i will never escape, And every day I cry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Is that why you have the shit dog, to lick up your tears?(
Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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he keeps hugging it really tight hoping it will turn into a golden retriever :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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they also didn't have any orange juice the otehr dayi mean orange juice, for pity's sake!
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You can borrow my spare ones.Yes, you have no headphones, yet I have extra ones. How do like them eggs?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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I suppose you have to spend your money on something now you're T-total.(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Well yes,Although actually I have two sets because I forgot mine one day and after my commute in I realised that I may actually kill someone on the way home if I couldn't shut them out so had to get some more.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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I have two sets, big comfy cans for day to day and in ear "sports" ones for the gym(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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Actually that reminds me I have three sets.'cans', in-ear ones plugged in to my work computer for 'work' related use and more in-ear ones if I want to listen to music in bed and the other half doesn't.
More exciting stories of my life later, folks.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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you know all this talk of you being a bent spastic,I'm starting to see why.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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its probably the benderific and spastastic elements of your personality.But I like that about you. Wanna snugglewuggle?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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Dear Naked Apehow do i stop the ear buds getting trapped in my ear as it's very annoying and I have to scrape them out with one end of a paperclip, which probably isn't very safe
Thanks in anticipation
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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maybe try cleaning your ears out with some warm soapy water, to remove the build up of waxHowever never use a Q -tip to cean out your ears as this can damage your ear drum and Quintin might jizz in there.
Yours
Dr. Naked_Ape MD DUiL Bsc OBE DiP the III
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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spray some pledge in there before putting them in(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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What you gonna replace them with?I really like Sinehouzers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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Electric Wizard, REALLY FUCKING LOUD!
what about you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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I've been listening to a band I was in a few years ago.Self-indulgent and onanistic, I know. But it's actually pretty good. I'm proud of it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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It was the cardigans, gran turismo, now no doubt, tragic kingdom (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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Anthrax and Public Enemy - Bring The NoiseDo do do dooooo do doooo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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You win.And now I am going to listen to that too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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PERSONALITY HORSE(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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no you're fucking not.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:17,
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You know me so wellNow I am though!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoHKSwWU1eY
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vsJEd_dQNo&feature=relmfu
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:27,
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PERSONALITY WHORES MORE LIKE!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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Haha, they are more like that, it's true(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Well this is one way to waste a court's timewww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19341722
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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Oh god, I feel so bad for laughing at that comment.I'm pleased for him. And whoever was brave enough to do that for him...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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i don't understand why they didn't get him one of those things so you can steer the wheelchair with your thoughts, Then let him think himself in front of a train.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:25,
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Do you reckoon his wife still wanked him off?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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she probably still thumbed his shrivelled flaccid penis up her dingogo, And bounced around, slapping him in the face with her tits till they were both drenched in his spastic drool.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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his daughter liked to watch.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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If they can get boners, they can get back to work(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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how do yku know?You been reverse raping the quadraplegics?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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wasted investment surely?really expensive and he'd only use it once
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WE SET UP A NEW COMPANY AND WE'RE SHARING THE OFFICE TIL JANUARY IS THAT OK WITHY OU????(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
that's a nice name, for a girl i meanif i ever have a girl i'll call her that, or maybe olividia
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True, Or just accidentally leave the brakes off at the top of a steep incline down to a busy boating lake.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:29,
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the headline for this one made me think vanessa feltz or kerry katona had stepped things up a notchwww.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19332091
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AhahaUse of the word 'Star' put it beyond all doubt
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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Oh good, thank goodness for large mercies.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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I wonder how many times he held his breath for as long as he can hoping to die.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:49,
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New Dan La Sac albumI'm a bit of a grumpy mood so I might whack some Smiths on after to savour it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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My problem with Dan le Sac is that he can't rap(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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and he smells.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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I thought the other one was the rapper, the beardy one?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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I'm putting this on now instead.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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I can hear faint music out of someone else's headphonesThere's some cars outside
Breathing
And the ever present clickety-clackety chatter of typing
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:31,
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alright theoban, You throbbing hunk of man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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alright wpback at work today, right fucking state of affairs
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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I'm going to come and sit next to you and quickly click the clicky bit of a retractable pen for about an hour(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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I can just put me headphones onAnd no pen can overwhelm them
Certainly not your pisspoor pen
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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I'm going to start drumming the desk really hard with my fingers so it vibratesand eat a bag of jaffa cakes with my mouth open
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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you're the worst person there has ever beenI hope you graze your knee
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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oh fuck you I just closed my finger in my desk drawer(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:57,
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You going to kick it in to line, Or just whine about like a girl?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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Fuck it, I'm off for a run and maybe a poo(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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Make sure you finish one before you start the other.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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Bonnie Tyler?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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British Telecom.Fucking monolithic organisations with thousands of departments none of whom know what any of the others do and none of whom are prepared to actual do anything to help. Finally find the right department and the phone rings and rings and rings. All of this to log a fault with a fucking shitty web-app that won't even allow you to do so until you've done most of their job for them by running line diagnostics. Once you do that, you then have to answer a hundred irrelevant questions before you get told that this service has no SLAs and will get done whenever it fucking gets done. PLUS I have to go through this caper every time I want to log a fault because you have to install a client and an update which then immediately breaks WITHOUT FAIL after the first time you use it requiring a complete account reset.
In the meantime the branch is ringing up every half an hour because they can't do their fucking online shoe shopping and are insinuating that actually the fault hasn't been fixed because *I'm* shit at *my* job.
And this isn't even the worst part of my day, let alone the previous month.
I am on the verge of just walking out. I've had it.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:14,
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But how's your health?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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Aside from being on the verge of a rage-induced aneurysm, you mean?(
Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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Yeah not bad. Feeling pretty good.I've been increasing the amount of greens I've been eating and have noticed a marked increase in my energy levels.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:25,
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I'm just glad you have your health.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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I dunno man, he's hiding something about his droppings(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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how are your stools?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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you should try giving HMRC a call, they're jsut as bad except they take all your money :((((, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Whatever bollocks the lads in the factory have put on(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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