My dog
barking at everyone who passes the house whilst I try to look for a job.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Try behind the sofa.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

it'll be just next to the childhood hopes and dreams

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Oh Rory, what would we do without your beautiful melancholy?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I'm the board Elpis, without me you are nothing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

+achingly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

should probably train the dog better.
Maybe your lack of commitment in ensuring a well behaved dog, is also reflected in your work ethic, hence why you are now unemployed?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

are you saying he was sacked for shitting in the middle of the office?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Dogs bark, get over yourself
I really should not rise to your bait but she is doing her job which she has been trained for - to alert me of possible intruders.I have an excellent work ethic and have glowing refs but sadly there is bugger all out there and very fierce competition. I sincerely hope you don't find yourself redundant and in the same position.
Did I steal your action man as a child by any chance?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

you trained your dog to bark at people not coming into your house?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)

No
She is trained to alert me of possible intruders - as I live on a busy main road there are no end of potential suspects!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)