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13th May as a whole for me, I'd say
Spent a great day in the pub with friends, saw United fans turn from jubilation to tears, and kissed the missus for the first time.
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Spent a great day in the pub with friends, saw United fans turn from jubilation to tears, and kissed the missus for the first time.
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Miniape's first tooth, steps etc
I look forward to all of your amusing sexual additions to this list
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I look forward to all of your amusing sexual additions to this list
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here you go Chompy, never say i don't do anything for you
www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/travelodge-discounts
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www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/travelodge-discounts
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The first time I spent the weekend with my new homebrew equipment.
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Well...at least...I dunno...maybe 7?
Seven things better than this must have happened this year
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Seven things better than this must have happened this year
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Wow, this place must be totally dead for you.
I mean, it's pretty quiet for those of us who aren't ignoring anyone.
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I mean, it's pretty quiet for those of us who aren't ignoring anyone.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Not really
Most of them are the usual suspects, some of whom haven't been on here for a while. The others are just sniping non-contributing dickheads that I'm better off without.
Haven't missed much on here at all.
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Most of them are the usual suspects, some of whom haven't been on here for a while. The others are just sniping non-contributing dickheads that I'm better off without.
Haven't missed much on here at all.
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why aren't you ignoring Naked Ape
he's pretty much off topics Baldrick
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he's pretty much off topics Baldrick
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
leave nakkers alone,
He is the best of you all, and a modest gent to boot.
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He is the best of you all, and a modest gent to boot.
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because you're a grown up,
And are losing out on content because you're too childish to actually ignore someone, so you push robs little mollycoddle button.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
And are losing out on content because you're too childish to actually ignore someone, so you push robs little mollycoddle button.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
you could miss interesting/funny subthreads
It's up to you I guess, but it does seem really childish to me if you can't just let people be, and ignore without need of a button.
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It's up to you I guess, but it does seem really childish to me if you can't just let people be, and ignore without need of a button.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Interesting threads and subthreads are usually started by people who aren't shit.
And the idea that any more than about 2% of whats written on here is worth reading is a joke.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
And the idea that any more than about 2% of whats written on here is worth reading is a joke.
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i agree,
But there are also moments when a great subthread rises from the piles of shit.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
But there are also moments when a great subthread rises from the piles of shit.
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agreeing with the pig right here
if you've said or done something that makes someone think you are a cunt, sort it out, don't run away from it.
also agreeing with quentin. that feels weird.
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if you've said or done something that makes someone think you are a cunt, sort it out, don't run away from it.
also agreeing with quentin. that feels weird.
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No neckbeard, sorry
I've got a facebeard though, what was called a 'full set' at one time.
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I've got a facebeard though, what was called a 'full set' at one time.
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and jsut for that, i'm gonna gaz swipe and tell her to do it for you
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...and you can't see this cos you have me on ignore!
teeheeheeheeehee!
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teeheeheeheeehee!
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This could be excellent.
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/aug/22/blakes-7-us-remake
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www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/aug/22/blakes-7-us-remake
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Yes, yes it could, thank you for bringing it to my attention.
/pricks
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/pricks
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There have been lots of good moments this year,
But my favourite was my birthday this year, loads of old family and friends came down and filled the pub with merriment and laughter, it was heaving and I knew every person and it was lovely.
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But my favourite was my birthday this year, loads of old family and friends came down and filled the pub with merriment and laughter, it was heaving and I knew every person and it was lovely.
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i did invite you.
But you have stupid kids so can't drive to Oxford to get batshit drunk on a Tuesday. You melon.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
But you have stupid kids so can't drive to Oxford to get batshit drunk on a Tuesday. You melon.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Oh, so now it's THEIR fault?
Those fucking pricks. When will they leave me alone Windy? WHEN?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Those fucking pricks. When will they leave me alone Windy? WHEN?
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16, they'll come home from school on their birthday
To find the locks changed and all their stuff out on the road.
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To find the locks changed and all their stuff out on the road.
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Stupid kids ruin everything.
It's like I said to my wife the other day:
OH MY GOD YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, YOU SILLY BITCH. WHY DID I EVER MARRY YOU??
We did laugh.
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It's like I said to my wife the other day:
OH MY GOD YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, YOU SILLY BITCH. WHY DID I EVER MARRY YOU??
We did laugh.
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Every now and again...for no reason at all...
We ALL feel a bit like Diana Ross
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We ALL feel a bit like Diana Ross
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So you're telling nothing at all has happened to you this year? at all?
Because I've seen you posting messages in here, and that counts as something. So does having a bath.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Because I've seen you posting messages in here, and that counts as something. So does having a bath.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
how comes the norse added a k to words like knife and knight, but not to knorse, two hats?
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It's hard to give a decent linguistic explanation with an axe in your head.
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Discovering Tescos not only stocking Brewdog Hardcore IPA
but selling it half price, badged as Tesco finest American Double IPA. Marvellous.
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but selling it half price, badged as Tesco finest American Double IPA. Marvellous.
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I had something to drink once as well, I probably wouldn't classify it as the highlight of my year
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I was going to throw myself in front of a train at Manchester Piccadilly once, but on the way I had a chocolate yazoo and didn't
that was definitely my highlight of 2009
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that was definitely my highlight of 2009
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Round here, I think you'll find it's YOP that everyone loves for their calcium based beverages.
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I'd be surprised if there was anything natural like calcium in a Yazoo
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Did yours involve Emvee, a rhino, several tins of lube,
a bucket, a traffic cone and the innards of a Black and Decker Alligator saw?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
a bucket, a traffic cone and the innards of a Black and Decker Alligator saw?
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I can't think of any highlights, I'm empty inside
I'll pop down tesco in a bit to seek some inspiration in booze alley
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I'll pop down tesco in a bit to seek some inspiration in booze alley
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Anyone been to the Dordogne before and can recommend stuff to do?
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Been quite near
I don't recommend a trip to Oradour sur Glane unless you are a war fan and have a strong mental state. Nontron is quite nice as is Piegut (??)
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I don't recommend a trip to Oradour sur Glane unless you are a war fan and have a strong mental state. Nontron is quite nice as is Piegut (??)
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it was truly awful
I still have nightmares but I am a big soft girl...
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I still have nightmares but I am a big soft girl...
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I have.
But this was in the mid-eighties and I can't really offer any useful suggestions.
Soz.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
But this was in the mid-eighties and I can't really offer any useful suggestions.
Soz.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
do any of you parenty types know if you can catch whooping cough
if you had it yourself as a kid? my friend has caught it from her kids' nursery. now i don't really care if i get it - few days off work and might lose weight, what's not to like - but i don't want to pass it on to my nieces and nephew...
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
if you had it yourself as a kid? my friend has caught it from her kids' nursery. now i don't really care if i get it - few days off work and might lose weight, what's not to like - but i don't want to pass it on to my nieces and nephew...
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hey swipe, did you know if youi logged out you could still see and reply to chompy's posts
but he wouldn't be able to see them?
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but he wouldn't be able to see them?
( , Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
try uk sites only when googling health stuff
us ones are full of hypochondriacs
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us ones are full of hypochondriacs
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if you rub your face in Naked Apes crotch that'll negate all possible passing on symtoms and shit like that
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on a good day, in the right conditions, if you're facing mecca it's even possible to see your little winky hiding in there
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Oh well, at least you won't have to visit some dank northern council house
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One of the few places in the North where they have indoor toilets
and suddenly they think they're royalty.
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and suddenly they think they're royalty.
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chavs + money = massive mock tudor houses full of porcelin leopards and hot tubs
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