There have been lots of good moments this year,
But my favourite was my birthday this year, loads of old family and friends came down and filled the pub with merriment and laughter, it was heaving and I knew every person and it was lovely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Oh great
Another thing I WASN'T invited to.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)

i did invite you.
But you have stupid kids so can't drive to Oxford to get batshit drunk on a Tuesday. You melon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Oh, so now it's THEIR fault?
Those fucking pricks. When will they leave me alone Windy? WHEN?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

16, they'll come home from school on their birthday
To find the locks changed and all their stuff out on the road.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Stupid kids ruin everything.
It's like I said to my wife the other day:
OH MY GOD YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, YOU SILLY BITCH. WHY DID I EVER MARRY YOU??
We did laugh.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)