Do you have to get her to piss in a pot so they're sure she's pregnant.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

no, she is on a three year contract on one of my research projects.
I can't put a hold on the project. therefore I need a replacement for the period she is on ML. Even if I did put a hold on the project, the Uni is obliged to pay 3 years salary (the money from the grant) plus 6 months ML (from their own pocket) whichever way it works. So despite the fact not putting a hold actually saves them money on an inflationary basis, I still have to write a massive justification regarding why I want to do it, and then be grilled by a committee as to why it's "best for the university"

I don't think "it doesn't make a cock of difference, why are you wasting my fucking time" is an acceptable response, sadly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)

what a selfish bitch
You should throw acid in he face, or put stem cells in her coffee
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

If he puts stem cells in her coffee he'll just grow a new version of her
Then he'll have two preggo wimmin
( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)

But then they'll do twice as much work before maternity leave, saving the university money.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I suppose one can look after both kids too, meaning no maternity

( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Exactly, or they could alternate between work and home. most problems are solved by cloning.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Unless your problem is 'I can't stop cloning'

( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)

and overpopulation

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Well maybe a clone can help with that
Clone Hitler
( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

i said overpopulation
not overpopjewlation
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I've saved the university, huzzah!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

It'll find a way to destroy itself again, don't worry

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)

gaz me if you need me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

I've got not a single problem with her
she's ace. It's HR being cunts that I'm objecting to.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)

just burn the place down.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)

kick her in the tummy, all your problems will be solved

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)