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What do you realistically hope to happen to you in the next year?I would like a new job, and a new flat and be relatively debt free.
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What about more substantial breasts?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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alrighty broadyswordy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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Graduate with a good degree, fuck off to America (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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I'm going to saythe same things I've been saying for years. Lose more weight, get a fab job, save some money.
I can almost guarantee that none of these things will happen without a substantial kick up the arse.
In other news, my haircut is lovely.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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I read that as Fat Job, and wondered what that was.Then I looked to my right and realised it's probably team leader in a call center.
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Hahaha.Customer Service or Marketing, I reckon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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I have pretty much the same hopes as you, ChompyGet rid of the Credit card debt, pay off the car loan. New job would be nice (fingers crossed for the one I'm after at the moment- big payrise!). Maybe I'll actually make the acoustic guitar I've been planning for too long.
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A huge bonus and a lovely pay rise pleaseI spent all my money on the house this year, so next year it's toys and a holiday I reckon.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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Ah, shameMind you, this is the first job I've had where you get one since....well, ever I think.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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EASYYou'll be there by October this year I reckon
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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nah it's a tough slog that'll take longer than that realisticallywe're starting from scratch and it took us almost 15 years to build our old business to where it was :(
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You can do it champAlso, can I borrow some money please?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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nolast guy i loaned money to said he was going to pay me back in full today, he deposited £50 into my bank.
I loaned him more than that, much more
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Very sensible Q, very sensible indeedWhat about if you gifted me the money, then I could gift you the same amount further down the line?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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i would have if you were more gifted with your englishOH SNAP GOT YOU DERE BRO!
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What you need is a good analyst.30k a year and i'm yours providing you have some sort of travel expense policy.
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Let Me Finish All Over?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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Was it berk's boyfriend?He's not very good with money, apparently.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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No, money he understandsIt's being with women that he appears to have trouble with
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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please, this guy's a geniushe's screwing her for everything she's worth, finishing on her face, and she STILL comes back for more.
She's a mug.
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She lets him finish on her face?Well this changes everything
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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if i was totally dominating soemone for all they were worth it would be the sensible thing to do(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
...and that's the TRUE meaning on Onan-mas(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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Move countries and find a new jobNot that I hate my current job or country, but I'm feeling like I've pretty much done everything I want to here, and it's getting close to 'time to move on'
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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BRING OUR BOYS HOME!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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The Queen says I can live there so toughShe signed me little red book and everything
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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I'll head out the back door, under the fence and then you'll never see me again(
Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Yeah, just getting a bit tired of IrelandToo quiet over here
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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sorry i was referring to the song 'move on' by Jetdidn't mean to actually start a conversation
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I hear Scotland is nice.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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Dun ScotlandWell Edinburgh which means some uppity Scot will be along in a minute to tell me 'hoots mon ye've not experienced REAL scotland if ye lived in that pish hole, ken?' or something
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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Do they have to be realistic?I'd like to move house, ideally with fewer belongings than we currently have in this house.
I'd like to be able to live, modestly or otherwise, earning my money from music.
Also, some sex occasionally would be nice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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sounds fair. I can poke my thumb up your bottom every now and again if you like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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I'd like my cancer to go into remission(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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We're all praying for you, Rory.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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whilst I have strength in my chubby paws I'll still post to all my b3ta friends(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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You brave little soldier, you.Stick with it buddy, we're here with you 'til the end.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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I've only got about an hour, then i have to go, but yeah, what he said(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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Well yeah, I meant until 4.30and then maybe if he's still hanging on this evening I might pop in an show a bit of support.
But after today I'm off work until Tuesday, so if he dies during that time he'll have to manage without my support.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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Boring stuff reallyhouse with a garden in the country, new better paid job, sproglet number two brewing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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Living the (same as every other boring cunt) dream.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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we all can't be ghostbusters Bobby(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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But we should still aspire to be...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1702623
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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Ah, the good ol days. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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Sorry, I'll amendI want to be a fat neck bearded nonce living in Newport, i wish to spend my weekend painting little models of orcs and wanking my acorn of a cock over Buffy.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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Good luck with that. And I live in Cardiff if you're ever in the area.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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I went there once, utter, utter shit hole(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Infinitely better than Newport. All of Wales is pony. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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After many years of research, I feel I am qualified to pooh pooh Wales whenever the opportunity presents itself(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:14,
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Is Mrs Ape up the stick then?I really should have pulled out and Zorro-ed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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nah, but we are planning it sort ofi feel bad she's just got back into great shape and I'm gonna go and ruin it again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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Fingers crossed we will get the house we are after and get all that sortedI'm over the moon that my job has been changed to rid me of all the shite and a small lottery win wouldn't go amiss (I'm thinking £10mil+)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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That's a 2 bed semi and oak flooring round your way innit?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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I'm going to get oak flooring in the new house(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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Oooo oooo ooooI wanna floor like yoooouuuuuuu
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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£695k will get you a 3 bed terrace round the back of my block if you fancy it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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I'll stick with £385,000 for a 5 bedroom, 3 storey detatched house with double garage, thanks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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More fool you sporters, more fool you!*cries*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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*increases fool-o-meter-graph*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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\o/Ours has just been valued at £275,000 today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Oh, oh you could almost buy my old 1 bed for that? Do you want it?It's got lovely oak florring
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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In a hovel your size, this was just a stick wasn't it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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you must be royalty or a film star or some shit like that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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nah, I'm just me Rory, stay tru 2 yorself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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Plans are rolling along nicely at the moment, Got a pretty much guaranteed bonus and payrise at the end of October, which should cover getting the car finished, pay off my credit card and enough for a holiday. Loving the pub I'm in, so I really only hope for things to carry on, and maybe for ladypig to get her move to the sales department so we can get free flights to cool places and stuff.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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FantasticI'm going home in a bit Windy. What do you think of THAT, eh?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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THINK? Commit man, for god's sake(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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I think you're living on the edge, Twosie.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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I am thatI'm certain that after 5 minutes of being at home, I'll wish I'd never left work.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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those stupid kids again?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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Noisy cunts, the pair of themThey don't get it from my side, that's for sure
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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no, You're mother is always quiet when I make love to her.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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If it weren't for the typing errors thereThat would've been cracking. Love you bye x
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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Two Hats is so disgusted by your spelling he's killed himselfSad times :(
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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i've got to stay here till midnight, But I'm working in the kitchen today, so I might just drink till I can't see.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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GOOD IDEAI might have drink tonight. Or might not. See? This is the sort of life I lead, and the important decisions I have to make on a daily basis.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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i don't know how you cope.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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By drinking WindyBy drinking more than is considered to be a safe amount
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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I have nothing to drink, but will spend the evening packing FOR MY HOLIDAY(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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NICEAre you going somewhere wonderful?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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I may have mentioned it beforeI am off to the Dordogne with a couple of good mates, then many many more friends will be coming down for the wedding of the year.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Ah, okWell have a tremendous time. I'm going home now. Assuming I don't kill myself, I shall probably be on here tomorrow.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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I'd like people to stop being stupid pricks, Chompy.I'd like HR to stop making me jump through hoops just to get maternity leave cover for one of my staff.
I'd like a lovely, happy world... oh, fuck that, I'd like a ton of excellent gin and a place by the sea.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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On that isn't coldand has not many sharky cunts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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Technically I already live by the seabut it's not a very warm sea.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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I hear cyprus is nice.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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Meh, not really my bag.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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I hear california is full of pricks.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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YOURN MUST BE CALIFORNIA THEN!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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I reckon you're right.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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Do you have to get her to piss in a pot so they're sure she's pregnant.(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
no, she is on a three year contract on one of my research projects.I can't put a hold on the project. therefore I need a replacement for the period she is on ML. Even if I did put a hold on the project, the Uni is obliged to pay 3 years salary (the money from the grant) plus 6 months ML (from their own pocket) whichever way it works. So despite the fact not putting a hold actually saves them money on an inflationary basis, I still have to write a massive justification regarding why I want to do it, and then be grilled by a committee as to why it's "best for the university"
I don't think "it doesn't make a cock of difference, why are you wasting my fucking time" is an acceptable response, sadly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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what a selfish bitchYou should throw acid in he face, or put stem cells in her coffee
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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If he puts stem cells in her coffee he'll just grow a new version of herThen he'll have two preggo wimmin
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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But then they'll do twice as much work before maternity leave, saving the university money.(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I suppose one can look after both kids too, meaning no maternity(
Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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Exactly, or they could alternate between work and home. most problems are solved by cloning.(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Well maybe a clone can help with thatClone Hitler
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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It'll find a way to destroy itself again, don't worry(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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I've got not a single problem with hershe's ace. It's HR being cunts that I'm objecting to.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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just burn the place down.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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I'd quite like to actually pull someonepreferably not a complete tramp. I know you said realistic, but...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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I'm sureWassup cavy, I'm trying to kill 12 minutes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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welp! I didn't check this for about 12 minutes, sorry bout thatif you're still there, I'm alright. Larping this weekend, you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:32,
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Off to France with friends for a holiday and a wedding, can't wait!!What sort of larping? Or is it always the same characters?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:38,
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yay!there are a few systems, I only really do one at the moment, so same character (a gypsy crow). I'm going to a Firefly one in a couple of months where I'll play something else (editor of a news company, hacker, bit of a bitch...bit like Rebecca Brookes)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:46,
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Madness, still whatever floats your boat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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