I just had an indecent proposal from a lady of the night, I could have had a nice "anything, oral, anal, anything" with some "MDMA? Coke? I have it all"
She said I gave her the politest turn down she's had. I was waiting for my take away do couldn't move on. She said she was coming down off a trip, although she sounded perfectly normal to me, didn't seem desperate at all.

Silly sod, I should have gone for it but all I could think was that she would nick my stuff or give me an STI or something.

They need to legalise it for everyone's good, can't wait till I can walk into somewhere like Boots and order the blow job 241 offer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

but you only have one cock
...don't you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Yeah, but I could save one for when holly oaks finishes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Strictly speaking it's late afternoon/early evening
If she's presenting herself as a lady of the night you should report her to the advertising standards authority at once.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)

what happened with that bird you were dating, gonzo??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I got the wrong end of the stick. I'm not too bothered, we're still mates.
/ac
Oh well, never mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)

ach, silly girl

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)

You all bloody well are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)

:((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)