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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening chumpsters
it's the middle of the week and almost time for some bank holiday action, last one until christmas. What you going to do with it?

alt: what thing should we have a national day of celebration for? what would the parade look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:38, 296 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'l be working cavy,
To ensure anyone inclined can spend their extra Monday drinking till they can't see. It is my calling, I am, as my father likes to point put, a drunk man's servant.

I'd like to see a national holiday for all our hardworking marketing teams, filling all our bus stops, and buses, and sides of buildings, our tv screens, radios and our computers with colourful, entertaining, funny and sometimes moving adverts, so selflessly and with no alterior motives.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
that would be good because they
aren't great self publicists
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:53, Reply)
that's advertising.
Not the same as marketing.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)
i think you'll find
Fuck off dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Bank holiday mondaybis my daughters first birthday. Cannot believe a year has gone so quickly.
We should have a day to celebrate not being in the Euro.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:50, Reply)
will there be hookers and cocaine?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:53, Reply)
For the Euro day yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
I just had an indecent proposal from a lady of the night, I could have had a nice "anything, oral, anal, anything" with some "MDMA? Coke? I have it all"
She said I gave her the politest turn down she's had. I was waiting for my take away do couldn't move on. She said she was coming down off a trip, although she sounded perfectly normal to me, didn't seem desperate at all.

Silly sod, I should have gone for it but all I could think was that she would nick my stuff or give me an STI or something.

They need to legalise it for everyone's good, can't wait till I can walk into somewhere like Boots and order the blow job 241 offer.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:52, Reply)
but you only have one cock
...don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Yeah, but I could save one for when holly oaks finishes.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Strictly speaking it's late afternoon/early evening
If she's presenting herself as a lady of the night you should report her to the advertising standards authority at once.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
what happened with that bird you were dating, gonzo??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)
I got the wrong end of the stick. I'm not too bothered, we're still mates.
/ac
Oh well, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
ach, silly girl

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
You all bloody well are.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
:((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
I will be working, then working, then working again.
We should have a national celebration of chavs, with a parade that rapidly disintegrates into violence and looting...oh, hang on, that was LAST August.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)
TOP internetting, here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I will be wandering around London with a large suitcase
I may go to that Da Vinci exhibition, but then again as it's a bank holiday it'll probably be heaving, so I might not.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:05, Reply)
is it his machines? I saw one of those in Florence, it was really cool
there was one of his cartoons in swansea some years ago. I didn't know he invented the Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
No, there's a collection of his anatomical drawings at Buckingham Palace
it looks cool.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
they've got trains that, get this,
go underground! like magic. None of that pedalling we get here in Oxford, bicycley bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I don't have a car, you know
I am one of those bicycley bastards.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
me too berk,
Me too, it is a curse of this city, that and the fact that my car is stupid and I keep having to fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
I couldn't afford to keep mine on the road
and, given that I couldn't get a parking permit either for work or for the street on which I live...it made it somewhat redundant.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
yeah, the council are bellends,
But its all part of their grand plan to reduce car use in the city. I'm sort of all for it, until I get hit by a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)
DIY
Man, Kim Cattrall is gorgeous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)
It's rare I agree with you, but this ^^^^
and goes like a belt-fed mortar, by all accounts.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITiwC-yo2Mg
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Good timing
while I am in the middle of nowhere with nothing but 2G signal on my phone, so can't watch it :(
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
it's family guy
taking the piss of out of kim, in a thoroughly deserved fashion
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
she is beautiful
Are you jealous at all?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)
no
she looks like the woman my father is seeing. ghastly gold digging old slag.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
nah, envy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:27, Reply)
as if
there are loads of celebs i would envy. she is not one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
she makes men swoon.
Deffo envy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)
i just googleyed her,
Not seeing it, well, I can see it, but I'm trying to say that there are better looking women.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
exactly this
even in SATC - charlotte is a billion times more beautiful than samantha.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
this is twice we've agreed today,
Shall I gaz you a picture of my Willy yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
this is OT
bumhole pics and mortgage payments are more our style
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
wait, who payed someone elses mortgage?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
oh it's a whole saga
involving pennies down a cat's throat and a fake life and engagement and - look up workboresme or rogerthestarfish, that'll explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
oh yeah, heard all about that fucking nut job.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
ah
jealousy
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
agreed, right here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
actually, while I definitely would,
I do find her genuinely beautiful. Not just in a sexual attraction way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)
No plans yet
but hopefully the weather will allow for much sedentary al fresco drinking.
alt : national beer celebration day, march to your nearest pub.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:12, Reply)
haha quentin was right
if you are on 2.0 and you log out, you can post a reply to the person ignoring you.

but then it logs you back in. so neither you nor the person you are ignoring can see the reply. but everyone else can. that can't be the intention, surely?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
alternatively, briefly unignore them
Post, then put them back on lolignore.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
oh, i don't have anyone on LOLignore
it's for the weak and feeble of waaaaaah brain
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I am both.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I reckon ignore
should mean that all the person's posts should come up with pictures of kittens, or nice words like "you are so awesome" or "I like bunnies" or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
i reckon that clicking ignore
should kill you. it would do the whole world a whole heap of good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)
:'(
Ever the bully, eh Swipe?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
yes
it should make your keyboard develop toxic spikes that shoot into the eyes, the heart and the groin.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I want that system, or something like it, for work.
for those too stupid to use a PC, then too ignorant to listen to the simple solution for their dumbfuckery.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Me? What did I do?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
nothing if you stay away from the IGNORE button...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
umm...OK
I wouldn't like to upset you and your poison spiked keyboards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
then we have an understanding
GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
¡Hola chicas!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
hey nakkers,
You good?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Not bad, got some stew bubblin away and the flat to myself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
naked pilates time.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
OMGOMGOMG
Please pass the mind bleach
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
you love it HH,
LOVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
The thought of exercise?
GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
*brown winks*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Tiki Tiki TikiTiki whot up holmes? Huero puta! Pendejo! Cabron

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
As above
What's up in gonz's world?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Not much man, looking forward to the weekend for like the first time in a long time.
The trouble with liking your job and being indifferent in your outside-work time, generally means you really don't look forward to the weekend like most people.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Shut up. Muppet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Did anyone hear that? Sounded like a squirrel stubbed its toe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Where to?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Hades.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Chinga tu Madre

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Not tonight she's on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
That's as much Spanish as I know
And I learned that from a Mexican.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
TD did the gaz help?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Walked away from the contract.
I was right, you confirmed that I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
I've seen a lot of W/H conversions like that.
Not bad at first glance high end finish, better to find local town houses in the same area.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
It's a very good development indeed.
I'd go as far as to say that it's the best development in West Yorks BUT you're always going to face problems in unvented wet rooms.

The venting system is adequate but it's never going to overcome fungal growth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Trouble being they put high end touches on, but still don't use the proper curing agents and such.
Area's like that need tanking properly, at the best they Probs. only have a battened air gap over plaster board, easy to fix but need's to be ripped out completly and starting from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Eve's Naks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Wassup Double H

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Buenas noches
Qué hay
*EDIT* fucking hell what a day, been on the road since 6.30am just got back 7.15pm
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
I have days like that, sleep like a baby afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I quite like the driving, had classic FM on to stop the road rage.
But needless trips do my head in
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Fork out for a digital radio
So you can listen to 6, or 5 extra for cricket. Best investment I've made for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
My One X is linked to the car via bluetooth.
I prefer to drive to Classic FM
*edit* means I can slam the DAB on via the car speakers if I need to
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Don't fight the rage, use it to get you places faster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I find it funny how some twats drive.
I normally coast along at 90mph (which is a bit to fast) but only when safe. if we start on driving habits we will be here all night.

To add, I passed my driving test in 91 been driving ever since, never had an bump, scratch or point against me, classic FM is the angel on my shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
March 3rd 1986 for me
And until last Tuesday I'd not had a bump since 1990. Let's draw a veil over that, eh?

(TD is a stupid cunt).
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
24th August 1992 for me.
I only know this because I had to provide my licence details to get on someone's insurance for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
PSV was December 24th 1992, 11.30
I then went to the pub with my examiner and had more than several drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
evening all
It is the intermission at Spamalot, it's rather good. I've watched far more musical theatre since I came to London, it's a bit worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)
BENDERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Futuramalolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)
those cocks aren't going to suck themselves

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
:(((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Theres always the crack of Dawn
*never did find out who Dawn was, but I always imagine that she has a bottom like JLO*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Spamalot is fucking great, and I hate musical theatre.
I saw it when Tim Curry was in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
As did I

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
nothing wrong with it
I wish life had more singing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I'm driving to somewhere daarn sarf to see a load of people off the internet who have no lives.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
WHY? DG

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Erm, because I was invited and there'll be beer and people I like what I haven't seen in yonks?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Beer and people you have seen is ok
BUT DRIVING SOUTH?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I know, but train tickets were too expensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
They always are for a bank holiday weekend.
BTW - I think I may have deleted you from Arsebook by mistake when I had a cull. Soz. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Cunts have a use.
Please choose a more apt term
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I will send you another request. Love you really.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Better still Batts send your driver to collect him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I haven't had a full time driver since I lived in Hong Kong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I bet you felt like a fucking giant when you lived there.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Everyone does, Batts.
I radiate warmth and good feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I for one can't wait

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
You'll up the bent spastic quota by 100%.
it's OK, we'll have a shoe-flinging contest so you don't feel uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Terrible bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
It's only because we love you, Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Why do we always hurt the ones we love DG?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I dunno, Nakers.
I reckon it's the government's fault. Everything else is.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Deacons

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
In other news, I am bored, looking forward to the Mrs and microbattered coming back tomorrow and more than a bit pissed.
Later I will griddle some lamb on the awesome griddle I have spent over a year blackening to perfection. That is if I have not fallen asleep in a drunken stupor.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Don't pass out onto the grill will you!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Grill or Drill?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a good point. Perhaps I will have cheese and port instead.
I currently have instock:

Apple smoked cheddar.
Stilton.
Camembert.
Dolcelatte.
Cambazola.
Cornish Yarg.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Show off
I'm still at work.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
I. Am. Not.
Heh.

Sorted your holiday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
He is making 'maybe I can find the money somewhere' noises
mainly because I made some 'you've got to be fucking joking you prick' ones.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Cunt him in the fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
you bent fuck

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Shortarse prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
MMMMMMMMMMMMM cheese

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Cornish Yarg, otherwise known as pirate cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
ARhhhh ya cut em in pieces of eight yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Do you have any Kraft slices?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
What do you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Squeezy cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Certainly not.
Just remembered I have a dozen escargot in the freezer. I may have these as a starter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
DAMMIT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
this makes me sad
I have half fat cheddar and some slightly runny value 'greek salad cheese'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Pathetic. A fridge should always have a good stock of cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
fridges are way too cold for storing cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
If you remove it from the fridge for an hour first then it's fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
it'll never mature fully at fridge temperature, even if you sit it for an hour
But having a storage point at around 15 degrees is fairly useless for anything but cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
not if I want to stop being a housewhale
if I had all that cheese I'd be storing it in me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
When I bought my first flat,
A cheese shop opened up below me a few months afterwards. These days when I go in I usually end up about £40 lighter of pocket.

Next time you're in Northumberland, head for Morpeth; the shop's still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I donno the last one, but I strongly approve of the rest.
Have you ever been to 'la cave a fromage'. Promise you mate, the trip is well worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
it sounds like a euphemism
is that what the lady of the night said to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Haha, grim, cottage cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Evening
How is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
not bad
but approaching melancholy for some reason. Currently only at the wistful stage. you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Don't start drinking then.
I recommend a haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
did you get your's done?
what should I do with mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Mine is fab.
It's (if you're interested) a graduated bob. According to mr b3th it 'takes years off me'. The filthy nonce.

You should have shorter layers put in yours. It'll enhance the curliness. Get it about shoulder length. You'll look all grown up and classy and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
sounds nice
I've not had an actual hair cut beyond a trim since I was 17. Last trim was 4 years ago or something, too. uh, I is scared. Will it help me attract the hot men?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Men are all about the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
how does one pick a hairstyle?
seriously, it's all completely alien to me. Mine gets washed and brushed and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
what should i do with my hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
wash it
you skank
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Do you have any?
There's a lot of bald men on b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
which is why you are here, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
i've enough for at least 2 men, maybe 3

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Then get it cut, Catweazle.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
BUT I WANT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Think about the apples Cav

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
so. many. apples
the green ones are starting to drop, too now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I was fine until DG started bullying me, please can you ban him kthx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Hahahahahahhahaaa
Wait till Sportscow turns up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
DG, stop being mean to the class spastic.
It's not his fault he pees his pants and falls over a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
in that order?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Thank you Miss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Yes miss, sorry miss, won't happen again miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Na na na na naaaaa
You got in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Now give him his crayons back.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
I can't, miss, the dribbling mong has eaten them, miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
*rainbow yawns*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
*on the window*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Now lick it clean

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
*Wax On Wax Off"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
hahaha!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Eve's local were all the way down at the bottom of the page do join in

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:21, Reply)
ace thanks boss

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Something wonderful has happened!
I've got to stay at the pub till closing as the other two that can cash up are indisposed, and we only have freeview upstairs bar, I thought I was in for a bell of a dull night watching shit, but INDIANA JONES IS ON! FUCK YEAH.
Gonna cook up one of the T-bone pork steaks with some onion rings, get a pint of beer and settle down for the evening. Winning.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
IN OWER HERTZ 4 EVAH WINDY
tough being you lolz
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Rainman is on ITV3. Also, isn't a T-bone pork steak really a pork chop?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Windy's hard core he stole it of Mr. T

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
well, yeah, but it sounds better on the menu,
Plus we get great big ones compared to your average chop.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Is that classified as working?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
well, not really,
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1711136
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
^this
Not seen it for ages. I'd forgotten how much I enjoy a bit of Indy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Indy music?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
You have the power to just boot me B3th

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I don't want to boot you.
I just meant 'fuck off, I don't like indie music, on account of it being shit'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Not even this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVNNhBtBbOs

Indy music
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Hah you do like Indy music

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
played that in orchestra
the flute bits in it are quite tricky and yet barely noticable.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
*something about pink oboe*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
what about post-indie electronica?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
What's this? It's got a good beat.
*dad dances*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Milky milky

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I'm on my way home from work
Only a 4 day week this week. Off to the cricket on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Smug bastard

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Innit.
9:15 and I'm on my way home from work. I'm full of it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Four day week this week, three day next.
Alreet Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Smugger bastard

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I got train tickets to Edinburgh for £3.35 each way last week an' all.
And a hotel for £19.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I'm good thanks DG.
Are you heading down to London next month?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Fuck no one invites me >:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Alas, no.
I'm away all this weekend and train ticket prices for the bash were just too stupid. Maybe next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I didn't want to book too early in case I didn't still have a job at that point.
By the time I found out I would, the prices had rocketed somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Doesn't beat my three day week.
Both this week and next week.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
wankers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)
quender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
b3th! Dozer is bullying me!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Stupid mods.
Never around when you need them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)
stop bumgazzing me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I only want a bit of help with the mortgage.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Prick off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Are you missing HH now you have him on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
I took him off.
He is still an utter penis though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)
He makes me look good.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
he makes Peter Sutcliffe look likeable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)
urgh
to try and test out hairstyles I uploaded a picture to a makeover site. I've not stared at my own face for so long before. It made me sad. And all the hairstyles made me look more like Miss Piggy than I already did :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Maybe you could find a bloke who looks like Kermit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
i don't think that would really help
more accentuate it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
although green is a lovely skin tone

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
all makeover businesses are designed around making you feel bad abkut yourself
So that you spend more on "essential products". Or you may actually be a troll faced harridan, I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
possibly both
I am a pasty, pudgy, tired faced harridan
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
well, in that case, woukd you like to buy this amazing new cream ive invented to cure all those things?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
You forgot:
Nerdy, LARPing Internet shut-in.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Here to help.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
perhaps you could help write my dating profile?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
We need to focus on the positive...
Can you give me something to work with here?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
my lounge walls are orange
and I'm pretty good at sewing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Ok, ok, give me a minute...
This profile should pretty much write itself.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
this cream sorts that out too.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This certainly sounds like the wonder, cure-all cream Cavy has been waiting for.
Cavy, send WP all your money, quick.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
4538 1595 4851 5752
pin number 7799

*it's not really
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Hang on a minute...
You ought to find out how much of this cream is made up of WP's own bodily fluids.
Or are you not fussed about that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)
if it works, it works

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Evening Tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Evening Jeffles.
You work too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
It's a jungle out there Tangles.
If you want 'da dollar' you gotta put 'da hours'.

Blood.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
But 'Fuck dat' and also 'shit'
How are you, apart from overworked?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I slept last weekend, so all is good.
I think - bar bank holidays - I've had less than 10 days off in the last 14 months.

The curse of 'no work, no pay'.

But I'm good (although in need of a bit of a holiday).

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I've had considerably more time off than that this year.
What with paternity leave, annual leave and unpaid time off, I've barely worked a full week.
All things considered I am pretty good right now.
I will be turning 36 in under an hour and I am celebrating this by having the remainder of the week off. Combined with a bank holiday and having the following Friday off, this means I am doing three days on, five days off, three days on.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Cool story Bro.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Sounds like a nice break.
I'm planning on taking a couple of weeks off over the next couple of months, there are some courses I want to do.

If time allows, I might have a week of doing next to fuck-all as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)
There's a lot to be said for doing nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
If I'm not sleeping, I'll get bored.
Gotta be active.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Hyaluronic acid is amazing stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I sell that in capsule form.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
that's not a thing that's wrong with my face
that's a thing wrong with my very being. There ain't no cream for that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
whatevs
I'm off to sleep now you've got here

laters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Oh come on
That was top Internet sympathy there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Cavy has changed.
She used to appreciate some slightly sarcastic pandering.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Miserable cow
She'll never find a man with that attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Maybe if she did find a man with the same attitude, he'd make her happy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
what you have to do is figure out your hair type and face shape
then look for styles that will suit it. You can only work with what you've got.

For example, my hair is fine and curly, and my face is square. A google search for suitable hairstyles brings up lots of Meg ryan and Charlize Theron.

Find a good local salon and go for a consultation. If they're very good, they won't charge you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Thank you, Vidal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Seems like she's fucked off now, anyway.
So, how are you? Can I do anything for you, Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I'm good thanks b3th.
You could tell me how the job hunt in going.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
And if you have a stupid hair type like mine
there is next to bugger all you can do with it.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Not true.
Your hair is thick and curly. Keep it shorter with layers, and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Yes but you can't really have an interesting style
you can have 'short and curly' or 'long and curly'. Or 'really short and poofy'. I have experimented with all of these.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)
What sort of 'interesting' do you want?
A mohican?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I meant more that I can't see something in a magazine
take it to the salon and go 'Yeah, I want something like that'...because it'll just be curly. Shorter, or longer, still curly.

I don't think I'd look good with a mo.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)
But you have a lovely shaped face
so you could carry off lots of different styles.

*lezzes up*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Aww, cheers.

(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)
People with curly hair always seem to wish that they had straight hair
Whereas those with straight hair long for curls.
The fact is no one else notices or cares about your hair as much as you do.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I like my hair
it's just not very adaptable.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)
So don't adapt it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:31, Reply)
I have a low boredom threshold.

(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:31, Reply)
You're just looking for problems now.
Take up another instrument or something.
Focus on something interesting that you can change, rather than your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)
I don't have the room!
well, maybe for a recorder or something. But who wants to play the recorder?
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Maybe not a soprano recorder, but bass recorders are well cool.
Not cheap, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:44, Reply)
When I was in my twenties I used to worry about what my hair looked like.
Then I realised that was stupid.
Once I stopped caring about what it looked like, it started to look alright.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
A contender for the gayest thing I have ever posted.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Bender

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:23, Reply)
I can't really argue with this, seeing as I appear to have waded into a discussion about hair with girls.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Hey Jeff
What about that football, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Hey Tangles.
Sorry. Got distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:58, Reply)

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