You forgot:
Nerdy, LARPing Internet shut-in.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Here to help.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)

perhaps you could help write my dating profile?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)

We need to focus on the positive...
Can you give me something to work with here?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

my lounge walls are orange
and I'm pretty good at sewing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Ok, ok, give me a minute...
This profile should pretty much write itself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)

this cream sorts that out too.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)

This certainly sounds like the wonder, cure-all cream Cavy has been waiting for.
Cavy, send WP all your money, quick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)

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pin number 7799

*it's not really
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Hang on a minute...
You ought to find out how much of this cream is made up of WP's own bodily fluids.
Or are you not fussed about that sort of thing?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)

if it works, it works

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Evening Tangles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Evening Jeffles.
You work too hard.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)

It's a jungle out there Tangles.
If you want 'da dollar' you gotta put 'da hours'.

Blood.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)

But 'Fuck dat' and also 'shit'
How are you, apart from overworked?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I slept last weekend, so all is good.
I think - bar bank holidays - I've had less than 10 days off in the last 14 months.

The curse of 'no work, no pay'.

But I'm good (although in need of a bit of a holiday).

Yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)

I've had considerably more time off than that this year.
What with paternity leave, annual leave and unpaid time off, I've barely worked a full week.
All things considered I am pretty good right now.
I will be turning 36 in under an hour and I am celebrating this by having the remainder of the week off. Combined with a bank holiday and having the following Friday off, this means I am doing three days on, five days off, three days on.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Cool story Bro.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Sounds like a nice break.
I'm planning on taking a couple of weeks off over the next couple of months, there are some courses I want to do.

If time allows, I might have a week of doing next to fuck-all as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)

There's a lot to be said for doing nothing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)

If I'm not sleeping, I'll get bored.
Gotta be active.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Hyaluronic acid is amazing stuff.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)

I sell that in capsule form.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)

that's not a thing that's wrong with my face
that's a thing wrong with my very being. There ain't no cream for that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)

whatevs
I'm off to sleep now you've got here

laters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Oh come on
That was top Internet sympathy there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Cavy has changed.
She used to appreciate some slightly sarcastic pandering.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Miserable cow
She'll never find a man with that attitude.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Maybe if she did find a man with the same attitude, he'd make her happy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)