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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I call lunchMoney and time no object, what would you have RIGHT NOW for lunch?
Or what are you actually having?
Or the worst thing you've eaten (My Mum not included)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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Done.Macca's Lambburger. MIt fries en coke. Followed by ciggie and coffee.
Alt: sweaty growler after a night' s clubbing.
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Ken Oath, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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your poor wife, first you jizz in her hairnowyou tell the world about her manky twat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:27,
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Steak.The only steak I've got at the minute is crap, so I'd quite like a nice chunky piece of rump, medium, with onion rings, good chips and brandy & peppercorn sauce.
Don't know what I'm actually having yet, going to Tesco.
Worst thing I've ever eaten is probably liver.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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That steak in Wetherspoons was unexpectedly nice!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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Massive drugsPork, tomato, bertolli bean cassole thing I made last night.
Mussels, they taste like the devils minge
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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I love musselsEverytime we go out for a meal with work, I get the same starter - Mussels steamed in a white wine, garlic and cream sauce with ciabatta
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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they look and taste like mouldy granny fannies(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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Mussels done in a wok with a tin of chopped tomato, loads of chilli and corianderChuck in a can of lager and cook down
Fucking unbelievable
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:37,
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Do you open the lager first, or is that optional?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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I prefer the texture of the unopened can(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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Mussels are divine. Angel's minge.Devils minge tastes like liver and onions.
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Ken Oath, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:29,
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Falafel from Lower Marsh.I'm starving and that's what I'm having and actually I am looking forward to it so much that RIGHT NOW I can't think of anything else I'd rather have.
I ate pigs tail in Talin. I don't know that it was that bad to eat, but I became so intimately acquainted with the workings of the Estonian sewerage system as a result that I could never eat it again.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:27,
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for cock's sake SportingtonThis thread is nearly as bad as Nakers.
You fucking flid.
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The initial topic of a thread is rarely what gets talked aboutI just knew a food one brings all the lolfatties to the yard
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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She does have a very wide face(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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Food thread. Yay.I'd love to have a sandwich they used to sell at the hospital I used to work at in Scotland. It was a big sub roll with turkey and coleslaw, and it was excellent.
Or, the cafe in my uni building used to sell a chicken marie rose sandwich. That was also excellent.
I will shortly be making a turkey salad sandwich, which will probably not be excellent.
So, how is everyone today?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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Best of all the lolfatty too lazy to cook foods.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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Fucking brilliant thank you.I like a wet coleslaw with the turkey, none of that barely chopped off cut rubbish.
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Ken Oath, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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I'm eating chocolate and drinking tea.If I had the money though, it'd be a lovely risotto.
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I do one with chorizo and chickenThen add in grilled courgettes over the top at the end.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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the national portrait gallery restaurant does a blacksticks blue onethat nearly made me and my colleague cream ourselves. fucking amaaaaaazing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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yepblacksticks blue is lovely.
www.cookipedia.co.uk/recipes_wiki/Blacksticks_Blue_cheese
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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It's posts like this that drive Gonz's cooking obession(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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haloumi and vegetable mini skewers drizzled with pestofollowed by a really good pasta or risotto.
don't know yet. i am interviewing from 1-3, so will be a late lunch.
erm.....liver. liver and bacon was the worst dinner i could ever be served as a child. esp with kidneys. fucking rank.
god i've knocked myself sick now. it's been over 20 years since i had to eat liver, and i can taste it as if it were yesterday @(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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Liver is nomas are kidneys
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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I like the taste of kidney, but the smell of them cooking always puts me off.Liver is delicious. Especially with a big thick slab of bacon.
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I need to cook devilled kidneys soon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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nono you don't.
nobody needs to cook or eat kidneys.
EVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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here, we can agree on some meat based food issues(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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I would not touch kidneys with a scalpel no matter how much you paid me. (, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
imagine a cold slimy raw one sliding down your throat....(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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But what about the kidneys?!!! 1!11!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:47,
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kidneys have spents their lives full of piss(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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Carrots spend their lives up to the neck in horse shit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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I just had a subway.It was lovely, but I know that in about 10 minutes I'll feel revolting.
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Shitty egg mayo on tiger bread in the sportscow household (work)(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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I had chicken tikka, with cheese, then all the salad, and a dash of BBQ sauce.(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
I used to love the Chicken tikka on a salad with sweet chilli sauceThey then stopped doing the sauce, and I now don't touch the stuff.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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That sounds niceexcept that I always stab my gums with the sharp edges of slices of tiger bread.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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Tiger bread is the fucking business(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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i don't go very oftenbut when i do, i always have a wrap instead of a sub. much lighter.
unless you have two wraps, of course.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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see, i like a foot long subbut by the time i've filled the bitch with cheese slices and the spicy southwestern sauce, i reckon it's 800 cals or so :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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try adding ham, salami and turkey as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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Probably.But I'm feeling ill and I don't actually count calories since it's a fairly retarded thing to do. So fuck it.
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THANK YOU! Someone else who feels that counting calories is stupid!
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it's retarded if you only go on thatoh, i had 5 mars bars today, but i stuck to my calorie limit, so why am i fat and covered in scurvy?
but as a rule of thumb not to overeat, it works well enough, because it's quick and easy to follow.
if you're not retarded.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:46,
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nothing in life needs sauerkrautexcept maybe a german
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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BLEURGHactually i don't think i've ever had it. but i never let that get in the way of a strong opinion. i mean, i've never licked your dad's shitty cock after he's been indulging in a spot of anal, but i know i wouldn't like the taste.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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Is this like farts where you like the taste of your own?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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i bet it still tastes better than fucking cabbage(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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You know what else is quick and easy?Apart from you of course. And your mum when she was still around.
Okay, there are a lot of things that are quick and easy, but in the context of this, you know what else is quick and easy?
Just not being a fucking spaz with food. Obviously if you're eating chips and burgers and pizza every night then you're consuming too much food, but if you're hungry at lunchtime and you want a sandwich, basing your decision on which one has 500 or 600 calories is fucking stupid.
Just eat the one you like best, or if you are trying to lose some weight, eat a smaller sandwich and do some exercise.
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easy is one thingany woman who is quick is faking it.
agreed. but some people won't do this. they don't just have a 600 cal sandwich. they also add crisps and drinks and then an afternoon chocolate bar. whereas keeping a mental tot-up of calories can help.
i think it's a tool, but not a solution.
[something witty about you being a tool]
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:02,
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Kraft cheese slices
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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Bob, you need to aim higher(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:52,
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I don't even like cheese(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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Needs MOAR neck beard, then it would be a perfect representation of saturday night at Bobbies(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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btw bbzI do not 'love you'.
Hope this clears things up. I don't want you to continue to labour under a gross misconception.
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*posts gazzes**revels in being right, AGAIN*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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but then i would have sent you 100 cockgazzesthis cannot be right for either of us
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:05,
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i wrote collage, but thought that was a schooland then couldn't be bothered to look it up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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oh man, even the Mods are against meWHO WILL MOD THE MODS!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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hahahaactually i could do that. i have collected a few cockshots over the last 10 years on here.
guess who has a nice cock and who has a diseased grey cock and who has never thought about trimming his pubes since the first one popped out... what an image challenge.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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