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This is shit.In other news, I was right, I now feel rough about my subway earlier. I also have a cold but I'm going out for thai food tonight with a friend.
What shall I eat that will kill my cold?
Other questions. Errrrm, think of a question and then answer it and we'll all try and guess the question.
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chug some dettol(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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Question: What should you do after blowing Al's dad?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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Question: What quantity of ejaculate should prompt you to immediately seek medical attention?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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Scienticfic fact here, 5 1/2 pints is fine6 pints crosses an ejaculate thresehold
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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Does that depend if you're giving or receiving? (
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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Q: Describe the contents of my bellybutton(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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Q: Describe the first merkin you bought(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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What colour was it then?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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Thief eh?When will you aussies learn
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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so it's naturally blue and fluffy?I'd consult a doctor
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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It's the negative gravity down under.turns those bits blue. Same as sideways gravity in China gives them horizontal mimsies.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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I'm wierd?you're the ones cheating the laws of gravity, Poppet.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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What happens to a cat if you hot wash it with a blue tshirt?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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if your washing machine makes cats bleed I should get it checked out if I were you(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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mine does,but then I don't have a dishwasher, so all the cutlery goes in too
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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I think it's impreitive that everybody shoves their cat in their washing machine to see if it makes the cat bleed; if it does, get your washing machine checked out, it could be faulty.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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Q: What were you given for last years Secret Santa?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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Eat whatever you like, won't make the blindest bit of differenceAt my Aunties's farm. It didn't hurt all that much, but I was in shock for a while.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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When did I first get my head stuck in a cow's vagina?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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I WISH!Nah, as a kid I climbed up into the apple loft at one end of the big barn, and fell throught the floor. I landed in the murky little office beneath it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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Anything Thai and hot should do it.Steer clear of ladyboys though, they tend to give you more that they'll cure.
erm, a spray bottle of methanol, some batteries and a marker pen
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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why would you measure a vibrating tramp, more to the point?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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Why am I waddling and sitting awkwardly?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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no, that was down to Dutch Schteve.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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What does Roota wear nowadays?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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You just want your wallet and alloys back.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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Anything hot and sour is good for a cold.I've just been reading about mars, I want to go.
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book a fortnight in slough(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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something with plenty of vitamin cBonnie Langford.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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who do you visualise to prolong the vinegars?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Wrongon many levels
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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total eclipse of the cock.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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This really annoys me, it's as bad as homeopathy. Taking vitamin C has no effect on colds and people should stop perpetuating this myth.(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
See also: Echidna, or any other spiny monotremes.As much use as a chocolate fireguard in terms of colds.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Which Dr Who assistant should have died instead of Elizabeth Sladen?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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She was in Spamalotshe looked weirdly the same as she did in the Eighties until she started singing, when her neck went like corrugated cardboard.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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You need here:www.b3ta.com/questions/wankbank/
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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"Covent Guarden Soup Company" 's "Gazpachio Soup" You gotta have it super cold and sproose it up with some lemon and 'very lazy' chili.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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how do you use a large hadron collander?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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Bleach lolly Alt: dodge
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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Which US car manufacturer has a fucking big sheep as its badge?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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seriously, no new posts on the pop page since saturday?you lot are pricks
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i've clicked a few posts since i got backi blame you and ignore 2.0 for this
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You are part of that theysorry to be the bearer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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for a comedy websiteit's not very funny, more crippled mental with dollops of whining
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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maybe it would help if we all posted while wearing funny wigs(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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I swear solemnly to laugh out lound whenever I type lol(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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Did you just do it at the end of that post?Probably reduced the impact of your solemness.
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it became more of a roffle, and ended as a psml(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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i'm not gonna mess with youyou know too much about me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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PostScript Markup Language?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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It has it's momentsTBH I don't think you can pigeon hole B3ta as simply a comedy website, it edvolved a long time ago. Whether it be people collecting money for snow leopards, going to KFC or dicussing politics, things are different.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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if you get squashed by a lorry you get your own icon tooit makes it all seem worthwhile
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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What else is there in life to aspire to?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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dressing up as a ghostbuster(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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I'm going to be winning qotw with this onewww.b3ta.com/questions/wankbank/post1711932
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I thought that said HBLC(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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I remember my first Thai mealIt was in a restaurant over the road from Swiss Cottage. I ordered the Chicken and Coconut soup as a starter and was given a glass of water with it. One spoon of it answered why.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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they'd brought out a bowl of powdered instant soup?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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That was stupid of them then wasn't itEveryone knows that the chemical that makes chilli burn isn't soluble in water. That's why you have yoghurt based drinks.
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I never got into Thai food, tasted like someone had poured old spice over a decent chinese(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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Allow me to clarify the legal position hereNo food can claim to prevent or cure any illness or disease.
Alt: No, you fuck off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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I'm pretty sure you could class penicillin as a food.So you're wrong.
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