It's impossible to tell whether drugs or alcohol have affected my intelligence
as the precipitous decline in the intelligence of just about every other fucker on the planet over the last 30 years rather skews the data.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hello you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

alright treacle?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)

struggling to get back into things after the bank holiday, tbh
you popped up on my newsfeed looking happy with yourself, good weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Down for a friend's kid's christening.
Good catch-up, so yeah, not bad. which pic appeared in your feed?

But it wasn't a bank holiday up here and I'm out of the office thurs pm and fri so frankly I need to do a weeks work in 2 1/2 days.

Which is why I'm here, obviously
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

i think there were 2
you on a beach with your arm around some oiseau, and you with a sprog. you were very smiley.

how's the hand??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

The oiseau would be my wife.
the sprog would be the one that was christened.

Hand's OK. I've now officially transferred hockey clubs, have the first pre-season proper game tonight. Eep. Hope I'm worth the transfer fee.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

just checking it wasn't the other way around...
... ok, that made no sense. glad the wrist is improving. what was the transfer fee, a pint??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

two and a half pints and a packet of Tangfastics.
Plus the actual SHU registration transfer fee which I think is about £50.

High value player, me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

blimey
it's precarious up there at the top
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Morning.
Nice to see you in your usual happy, fluffy lovey-dovey mood.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)

If people weren't fucking idiots, BP, I'd be a shit sight happier.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

i think you should come to monty's bash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I also think this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I also think this, but it is dependent on "stuff"
mostly work stuff.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

sod work, come drinking with internet weirdos
and ME
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)